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Predators and Prey

Foxy Emy

Polygenic DID System. Life is wild.
I didn't even blast anyone into the stratosphere this time! I promise! I only blasted some geese because they were ATTACKING ME!!! They stole my money and my neckerchief!!!! Please don't put me in the cage! NOOoooooo....

I mean geese are mean. I fed them once. One that I was already feeding got mad and hissed at me because I tossed a piece of bread at a different goose so that everyone could enjoy the meal.

I then I started throwing the bread away from the first goose just to make a point. Then it went after the other geese, and went straight for the jugular!

Plus... They POOP EVERYWHERE!
 

metatherat

Really ratty rat
Sounds like a villainous origin story to me. Join me and together we will rule this thread with our unstoppable evil
No, she has just been a bad, bad kitty. But she is still a good kitty overall. She won't join you in evildoing :I
Ok great! First target @metatherat ! Don't kill him (he's my dad now) just make him take me out of the cage!
Don't start being mean again. And don't trust the owl. :/
I mean geese are mean. I fed them once. One that I was already feeding got mad and hissed at me because I tossed a piece of bread at a different goose so that everyone could enjoy the meal.
I then I started throwing the bread away from the first goose just to make a point. Then it went after the other geese, and went straight for the jugular!
Plus... They POOP EVERYWHERE!
That's all just a part of goose culture!
 

VeeStars

uh I can explain?
No, she has just been a bad, bad kitty. But she is still a good kitty overall. She won't join you in evildoing :I

Don't start being mean again. And don't trust the owl. :/

That's all just a part of goose culture!
Oh, he's an OWL? I had my top team of scientists running the math and algortihms on @Cosmic-FS 's avatar to scientifically deduce the species and we still didn't know what it was!!
 

Cosmic-FS

A creature of the night
Ok great! First target @metatherat ! Don't kill him (he's my dad now) just make him take me out of the cage!
*chases after @metatherat to give him a spanking*
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metatherat

Really ratty rat

Foxy Emy

Polygenic DID System. Life is wild.

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
*captures the pesky rat*
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Don't worry, I'm not gonna eat you:D I'm just gonna use you as a lab rat at Birb Consumer Products for a few inhumane experiments
:eek:
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(This feels weird and strangely satisfying at the moment.)
 

metatherat

Really ratty rat
They still have to use the toilets if they are on Mischief Mart Property. Sanitizing agents are in short supply right now.
Well, alright. I'll grant that. Just be gentle when reminding them, the pooping thing is to them is like awooing to the canids. They just can't help themselves.
*captures the pesky rat*
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Don't worry, I'm not gonna eat you:D I'm just gonna use you as a lab rat at Birb Consumer Products for a few inhumane experiments
AAAGHH!! @VeeStars , anyone, help! Villainous tycoon owl!
 

Cosmic-FS

A creature of the night
Hey! You forgot to save me :O
Oh, crud. *twitches in talons enough to grab RAPID ESCAPE POTION, drinks it* These things cost money...
*fades away*
*returns to the lab wheeling a cart full of sharp point things*
Now @metatherat, I'd like to introduce you to Birb Consumer Products latest line of- ... WHERE'D HE GO?!?!?!
 
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