
Ok great! First target @metatherat ! Don't kill him (he's my dad now) just make him take me out of the cage!He is my son and I love him
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Sounds like a villainous origin story to me. Join me and together we will rule this thread with our unstoppable evil
I didn't even blast anyone into the stratosphere this time! I promise! I only blasted some geese because they were ATTACKING ME!!! They stole my money and my neckerchief!!!! Please don't put me in the cage! NOOoooooo....
No, she has just been a bad, bad kitty. But she is still a good kitty overall. She won't join you in evildoing :ISounds like a villainous origin story to me. Join me and together we will rule this thread with our unstoppable evil
Don't start being mean again. And don't trust the owl. :/Ok great! First target @metatherat ! Don't kill him (he's my dad now) just make him take me out of the cage!
That's all just a part of goose culture!I mean geese are mean. I fed them once. One that I was already feeding got mad and hissed at me because I tossed a piece of bread at a different goose so that everyone could enjoy the meal.
I then I started throwing the bread away from the first goose just to make a point. Then it went after the other geese, and went straight for the jugular!
Plus... They POOP EVERYWHERE!
Oh, he's an OWL? I had my top team of scientists running the math and algortihms on @Cosmic-FS 's avatar to scientifically deduce the species and we still didn't know what it was!!No, she has just been a bad, bad kitty. But she is still a good kitty overall. She won't join you in evildoing :I
Don't start being mean again. And don't trust the owl. :/
That's all just a part of goose culture!
*chases after @metatherat to give him a spanking*Ok great! First target @metatherat ! Don't kill him (he's my dad now) just make him take me out of the cage!
And, well, this is awkward. But I only adopted you in the pet sense, as a pet, because you are a kittycat. Your real dad is probably being a cat somewhere. So, I thi- AAAH!Ok great! First target @metatherat ! Don't kill him (he's my dad now) just make him take me out of the cage!
*evasive manoeuvres*
Hey, free nesting material. Nice :3*sits and watches silly birbs n mouses*
*sheds uncontrollably*
They POOP EVERYWHERE!
That's all just a part of goose culture!
*captures the pesky rat*
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Don't worry, I'm not gonna eat youI'm just gonna use you as a lab rat at Birb Consumer Products for a few inhumane experiments
Well, alright. I'll grant that. Just be gentle when reminding them, the pooping thing is to them is like awooing to the canids. They just can't help themselves.They still have to use the toilets if they are on Mischief Mart Property. Sanitizing agents are in short supply right now.
AAAGHH!! @VeeStars , anyone, help! Villainous tycoon owl!*captures the pesky rat*
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Don't worry, I'm not gonna eat youI'm just gonna use you as a lab rat at Birb Consumer Products for a few inhumane experiments
Oh, right, you're stuck in there. Well, look. I'll let you use your Persona so you can get out of there and save me, ok? Fair's fair.Serves you right for putting me in a cage!
Oh, I forgot I could do that.Oh, right, you're stuck in there. Well, look. I'll let you use your Persona so you can get out of there and save me, ok? Fair's fair.
Hey! You forgot to save me :OOh, I forgot I could do that.
*Blasts cage into stratosphere and runs into the sunset*
Hmmm...(Meanwhile, in orbit)
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"Geese, Cages, random furs! Who is cluttering up space with all this stuff????"
*hunts @metatherat *Well, alright. I'll grant that. Just be gentle when reminding them, the pooping thing is to them is like awooing to the canids. They just can't help themselves.
AAAGHH!! @VeeStars , anyone, help! Villainous tycoon owl!
Uh... *sees dino hunting for him, doesn't bother to ask questions, just runs**hunts @metatherat *
I not want a rat to be eaten/.
*returns to the lab wheeling a cart full of sharp point things*Hey! You forgot to save me :O
Oh, crud. *twitches in talons enough to grab RAPID ESCAPE POTION, drinks it* These things cost money...
*fades away*
*is eating yogurt in an abandoned basement somewhere* Man, learning to make potions was a good move. I am the best at being a rat.*returns to the lab wheeling a cart full of sharp point things*
Now @metatherat, I'd like to introduce you to Birb Consumer Products latest line of- ... WHERE'D HE GO?!?!?!
*You see glowing cat eyes in the dark doorway**is eating yogurt in an abandoned basement somewhere* Man, learning to make potions was a good move. I am the best at being a rat.