Predators and Prey

[Simo]

“Who is this? My lawyer is a vixen. I must have dialed the wrong number.” *Izzy tries to get in contact with Fox and Fox again.

*Some furs in Skunk Hollow start demanding BAD FOX products, particularly the foxes working and attending university there.*

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*answers phone in a higher pitched voice*

"Hello, yes, this is Veronica Vixen, ESQ., of Fox and Fox. A certain Simo S. Skunk, a fine and upstanding skunk if I don't say so myself has arranged a personal meeting with you...I'm sure you'll be released; we discussed a few 'terms' already. Oh, and he's even agreed to carry certain BAD FOX food products on campus. Trust me...this is one skunk you can count on."

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[Captain TrashPanda]

*sees boat coming closer that is piloted by @TR273 and gang* oh man... lets see if he stops here or keeps going...
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[TR273]

*Spies the watchtower, checks the Oerlikon's and the twin Lewis guns, passes round more tea, calls for a full stop.*
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[Captain TrashPanda]

*sees boat stop* this will be interesting... *gets down, grabs M249 and walks to boat* what is your business here?
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[Simo]

*treats the entire area with Predaprey™, a new agent that converts predators to prey, even after brief exposure, and permeates all known materials*

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[Captain TrashPanda]

*treats the entire area with Predaprey™, a new agent that converts predators to prey, even after brief exposure, and permeates all known materials*

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*sniffs* i love being as bio-engineered as Rocket Raccoon *spray has no effect* what is your business @TR273 ?
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[Izzy4895]

*answers phone in a higher pitched voice*

"Hello, yes, this is Veronica Vixen, ESQ., of Fox and Fox. A certain Simo S. Skunk, a fine and upstanding skunk if I don't say so myself has arranged a personal meeting with you...I'm sure you'll be released; we discussed a few 'terms' already. Oh, and he's even agreed to carry certain BAD FOX food products on campus. Trust me...this is one skunk you can count on."

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*Izzy goes along with the act and agrees to the meeting. The fox then tries to make a paddle from improvised materials.*

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[TR273]

*sees boat stop* this will be interesting... *gets down, grabs M249 and walks to boat* what is your business here?
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Afternoon, just doing a bit of patrolling.
Tea?
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[Captain TrashPanda]

Afternoon, just doing a bit of patrolling.
Tea?
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no, i have some in the tower *very suspicious* go on
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[TR273]

no, i have some in the tower *very suspicious* go on
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We are patrolling for trolls who may be under bridges, or lurking in threads. If I were you I'd remain vigilant.
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[Captain TrashPanda]

We are patrolling for trolls who may be under bridges, or lurking in threads. If I were you I'd remain vigilant.
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whatever you say... *walks back to tower* that boat is armed to the teeth tho... *scrambles into tower* lets see if he goes or if hes casing the complex...
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[TR273]

whatever you say... *walks back to tower* that boat is armed to the teeth tho... *scrambles into tower* lets see if he goes or if hes casing the complex...
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Seems like a nice chap.
*Putts slowly under the next bridge, picks up the Royal Commandos who have been studying the complex, turns the MTB 74 about and opens the throttles charging back up river at 33 knots.*
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[Captain TrashPanda]

Seems like a nice chap.
*Putts slowly under the next bridge, picks up the Royal Commandos who have been studying the complex, turns the MTB 74 about and opens the throttles charging back up river at 33 knots.*
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something is VERY off with that mouse... *calls @Dat Wolf in the office* brother check all the cameras on the outside of the complex, we may have a break-in soon... *sips REAL SWEET TEA and watches around for anyone*
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[Simo]

*Izzy goes along with the act and agrees to the meeting. The fox then tries to make a paddle from improvised materials.*

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*the skunk tests the paddle on the fox*

Say, this works really well!

*agrees to stock BAD FOX food products, for all foxes in Skunk Hollow (terms and conditions apply)*

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[Dat Wolf]

something is VERY off with that mouse... *calls @Dat Wolf in the office* brother check all the cameras on the outside of the complex, we may have a break-in soon... *sips REAL SWEET TEA and watches around for anyone*
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yes sir *looks at camera feed and sees 2 mice in camo looking at walls in windows**radios back* we need to fortify up and have ariel patrols, that scoundrel was casing us...
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[Captain TrashPanda]

yes sir *looks at camera feed and sees 2 mice in camo looking at walls in windows**radios back* we need to fortify up and have ariel patrols, that scoundrel was casing us...
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i knew something was up *calls in a couple of Blackhawks* patrol the outside for any invaders *looks in all directions for any particular mice*
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[TR273]

something is VERY off with that mouse... *calls @Dat Wolf in the office* brother check all the cameras on the outside of the complex, we may have a break-in soon... *sips REAL SWEET TEA and watches around for anyone*
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*Runs paws together.*
Excellent.
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[Captain TrashPanda]

*Runs paws together.*
Excellent.
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*PA* all personal be advised we are going to FPCON Charlie, mice terrorist activity suspected...
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[TR273]

*PA* all personal be advised we are going to FPCON Charlie, mice terrorist activity suspected...
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*Sends in Commando bunnies to undermine a few defence towers.*
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[Dat Wolf]

*PA* all personal be advised we are going to FPCON Charlie, mice terrorist activity suspected...
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*arms everyone and calls @The Universe * boss be prepared for an assault... *gets all watchtowers manned and climbs into one*

*Sends in Commando bunnies to undermine a few defence towers.*
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*sees bunnies in combat fatigues* not that easy *picks all of them off with incredible accuracy*
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[Universe]

*strikes fighting stance* bring it on!
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[Captain TrashPanda]

*hears shots and sees bunnies drop* that sonuvabitch... *sips tea and looks for the boat*
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[TR273]

*arms everyone and calls @The Universe * boss be prepared for an assault... *gets all watchtowers manned and climbs into one*

*sees bunnies in combat fatigues* not that easy *picks all of them off with incredible accuracy*
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*Sends Commando bunnies underground to undermine defence towers.*
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[Captain TrashPanda]

*Sends Commando bunnies underground to undermine defence towers.*
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*hears light digging and calls the attack dogs headed by @Dat Wolf * sic em brother
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[Dat Wolf]

*hears light digging and calls the attack dogs headed by @Dat Wolf * sic em brother
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*growls* yes sir *follows digging noises and captures more commando bunnies* jesus this mice must have an army somewhere... *leads POW bunnies to surface* here you go @Captain TrashPanda , they were trying to undermine our defenses
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