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Predators and Prey

Captain TrashPanda

A broke college racc
*growls* yes sir *follows digging noises and captures more commando bunnies* jesus this mice must have an army somewhere... *leads POW bunnies to surface* here you go @Captain TrashPanda , they were trying to undermine our defenses
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take them to room 6 for questioning *yells as loud as possible* @TR273 ! I know you are out there! show yourself and make it easy on yourself! come out and i wont hurt these commando bunnies! *thinks* creative idea for warfare tho...
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TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
*Goes for a peaceful walk in the woods, uses captured data to create false alerts around @Captain TrashPanda 's base perimeter, allowing the bunnies to escape.*
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(God my internet is slow today, I'm kind of jealous of 28.8kbs dial-up)
 

Captain TrashPanda

A broke college racc
*Goes for a peaceful walk in the woods, uses captured data to create false alerts around @Captain TrashPanda 's base perimeter, allowing the bunnies to escape.*
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*klaxons sound* the hell? *alarms blaring* the hell is going on? *stumbles to room to see bunnies high-tailed it* damnit... *shuts down alarms* put the complex into lockdown, we have a threat to our security out there..
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Izzy4895

Diaper Fox
*the skunk tests the paddle on the fox*

Say, this works really well!

*agrees to stock BAD FOX food products, for all foxes in Skunk Hollow (terms and conditions apply)*

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*Lets out a surpeised yelp.* How did that happen?

*A group of vulpine chemistry students in Skunk Hollow synthesizes a highly concentrated variant of Mischievol while snacking on BAD FOX products.*

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TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
*klaxons sound* the hell? *alarms blaring* the hell is going on? *stumbles to room to see bunnies high-tailed it* damnit... *shuts down alarms* put the complex into lockdown, we have a threat to our security out there..
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*Sends you an e-mail 'To help make your base more secure I've changed all your passwords to something a little more secure.'*
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Captain TrashPanda

A broke college racc
*Sends you an e-mail 'To help make your base more secure I've changed all your passwords to something a little more secure.'
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*enters "something a little more secure" and gets everything back* im not gonna question how that rat got in... *changes all the passwords back to normal and encrypts all data* what a friggin mess...
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TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
*enters "something a little more secure" and gets everything back* im not gonna question how that rat got in... *changes all the passwords back to normal and encrypts all data* what a friggin mess...
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*Uploads 200GB of MLP art to your servers.*
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TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
*firewall blocks it but gets a notifacation saying "200 gigs MLP art uploading..."* jesus fuck... *finds nearest trash can and dry heaves* ugh...
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*Buzzes your base in a SR-71 (because I can) leaflet drops hardcopies of the 200GB of MLP art.*
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Captain TrashPanda

A broke college racc
*Buzzes your base in a SR-71 (because I can) leaflet drops hardcopies of the 200GB of MLP art.*
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*hears it* alrighty guys who let the Europeans get their hands on a signature American plane? *sees art* i swear to god... *gets flamethrower and torches all the art*
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TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
*hears it* alrighty guys who let the Europeans get their hands on a signature American plane? *sees art* i swear to god... *gets flamethrower and torches all the art*
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*Buzzes again, pings a rolled up bit of paper off @Captain TrashPanda 's head, it reads, 'You might want to change your locks.'
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Captain TrashPanda

A broke college racc
*Buzzes again, pings a rolled up bit of paper off @Captain TrashPanda 's head, to reads, 'You might want to change your locks.'
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*just looks up* Carl, you're fired for letting him get a SR-71 *changes locks and gets in a F-14* alrighty Tomcat, lets see how good that radar is.. *takes off, looking for SR-71 (even tho there is a very little chance of finding a Mach 5 stealth plane)*
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TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
*just looks up* Carl, you're fired for letting him get a SR-71 *changes locks and gets in a F-14* alrighty Tomcat, lets see how good that radar is.. *takes off, looking for SR-71 (even tho there is a very little chance of finding a Mach 5 stealth plane)*
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*Enjoys the view from 85,000 feet up, kicks in the afterburner and accelerates to Mach 3.5, chews a toffee.*
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Captain TrashPanda

A broke college racc
Interestingly this conversation has given me something to do over the summer, I just found out we have an SR-71 at the Imperial War Museum down in Cambridgeshire, Day Trip!:)
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oh thats cool! we have an A-12 Oxcart i believe at the U.S. Space and Rocket Center in Huntsville Alabama, i used to drive by it everyday to school.
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TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
oh thats cool! we have an A-12 Oxcart i believe at the U.S. Space and Rocket Center in Huntsville Alabama, i used to drive by it everyday to school.
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I was across in the States in August, at one point I visited the Steven F. Udvar-Hazy Centre in Virginia, Lot of cool stuff in there, SR-71, the Enola Gay, Discovery Space Shuttle, and in the middle looking totally out of place is a Hawker Hurricane.
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Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
*Lets out a surpeised yelp.* How did that happen?

*A group of vulpine chemistry students in Skunk Hollow synthesizes a highly concentrated variant of Mischievol while snacking on BAD FOX products.*

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*patents this variant*

I'll be rich!

Also, develops a new drug to make all predators eat only 100% pure watermelon, while online...

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Captain TrashPanda

A broke college racc
I was across in the States in August, at one point I visited the Steven F. Udvar-Hazy Centre in Virginia, Lot of cool stuff in there, SR-71, the Enola Gay, Discovery Space Shuttle, and in the middle looking totally out of place is a Hawker Hurricane.
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come to Huntsville, we have the only complete shuttle stack and the only replica of the Saturn V moon rocket *dabs*
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TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
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(I have working internet... I can do stuff like this again :D)
 

Nihles

Pet foxxo
*patents this variant*

I'll be rich!

Also, develops a new drug to make all predators eat only 100% pure watermelon, while online...

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*Plants watermelon all around the compound's outer perimeter*
 
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