Predators and Prey

[Guifrog]

I wonder if we have a reptile/amphibian appreciation thread.

Somebody made one for amphibians but I guess I forgot to put more effort to it. Ended up in the third page

 

[Ravofox]

You shush.

you can't stop me from telling the truth!!

It must be made, if there is none

I second this! Then we can see all the wonderful varieties of reptiles to add to the menu

Somebody made one for amphibians but I guess I forgot to put more effort to it. Ended up in the third page

we could always revive it!

spilo.txt

hehe, I was thinking that too

 

[DRGN Juno]

I second this! Then we can see all the wonderful varieties of reptiles to add to the menu

*Scoots up close*

So I heard you like infinite dancing and being turned into nuggets...

 

[Pygmepatl]

Okay!

I am up for amphibians!

 

[Pygmepatl]

spilo.txt

True!

hehe, I was thinking that too

Awww!

 

[Groggy]

to add to the menu

*silently judges you from afar*

 

[Guifrog]

Okay!

I am up for amphibians!

Duuuuude what's that look on yo'face! How sexy owo

 

[metatherat]

Okay!
I am up for amphibians!

Duuuuude what's that look on yo'face! How sexy owo

Haahahaha
Thanks, Gui, for saving me the trouble

 

[Pygmepatl]

Thanks everyone!

*Slimy hugs for everyone*

 

[metatherat]

Thanks everyone!

*Slimy hugs for everyone*

*stares*
Axolotlspilo?!
*checks belt for AXOLOTL TRANSFORMATION POTION, yep, it's still there where it was supposed to be*
Huh. Competition?

 

[Pygmepatl]

Now let's go to that reptile and amphibian appreciation thread and post everything we posted here and more!

 

[Guifrog]

Thanks everyone!

*Slimy hugs for everyone*

*hops while hugging fellow amphibian*

 

[metatherat]

Thanks everyone!
*Slimy hugs for everyone*

Wait, axolotls aren't slimy, surely? I'm pretty sure they are just skin-ny.

 

[Pygmepatl]

*stares*
Axolotlspilo?!
*checks belt for AXOLOTL TRANSFORMATION POTION, yep, it's still there where it was supposed to be*
Huh. Competition?

This has happened before.

This is the second time I turn into an Axolotl!

 

[metatherat]

This has happened before.

This is the second time I turn into an Axolotl!

But how? *stands on hindlegs and shakes forelegs dramatically* How?!
*mystery theremin sounds*

 

[Keefur]

Favorite reptile? Wait a minute... I have to go find it.

 

[Groggy]

But how? *stands on hindlegs and shakes forelegs dramatically* How?!
*mystery theremin sounds*

*dramatic music*
It was a long, long time ago...

 

[DRGN Juno]

But how? *stands on hindlegs and shakes forelegs dramatically* How?!
*mystery theremin sounds*

Dude...this has been going on for a while.

You may wanna sit down because I've got news about a TF monopoly here...

 

[Groggy]

Favorite reptile? Wait a minute... I have to go find it.

Look no further.

 

[DRGN Juno]

Look no further.

Indeed.

*Leaves an offering of a KFC sandwich and "wine"*

 

[Keefur]

Well, it's not really a reptile. It's a ankylosaurus. The one they found in Canada not too long ago. It's in an amazing state of preservation.
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/...ace.ngsversion.1494561733267.adapt.1900.1.jpg

 

[Keefur]

Look no further.

You're my favorite Turtle. *hugs*

 

[Pygmepatl]

Wait, axolotls aren't slimy, surely? I'm pretty sure they are just skin-ny.

We are slimy.

*hops while hugging fellow amphibian*

*Slimy hugs*

But how? *stands on hindlegs and shakes forelegs dramatically* How?!
*mystery theremin sounds*

You are not the only one who can transform into other animals.

I have powers.

 

[metatherat]

*dramatic music*
It was a long, long time ago...

Dude...this has been going on for a while.
You may wanna sit down because I've got news about a TF monopoly here...

Never mind, guys, I asked Transformer:

How can Spilo the skunk turn into an axolotl?
A skunk in the wild will typically become an axolotl if it runs into a hypodermic syringe used by people to inject the animal, and if it bites a sleeping animal. A typical axolotl will also get infected with the bacteria that causes chlamydia. Both these factors can contribute to an axolotl becoming more aggressive towards humans, leading to potential attacks. However, female axolotls - which make up about 98 per cent of the species - will never change sex from their lizard-like appearance.
---
There we go. Spilo ran into a hypodermic syringe.
*mystery theremin sounds stop abruptly*

 

[metatherat]

We are slimy.

Huh! Turns out that's true! Thank you for the slimy hugs, then!
*wipes slime off fur*