Predators and Prey

[Pygmepatl]

Never mind, guys, I asked Transformer:

How can Spilo the skunk turn into an axolotl?
A skunk in the wild will typically become an axolotl if it runs into a hypodermic syringe used by people to inject the animal, and if it bites a sleeping animal. A typical axolotl will also get infected with the bacteria that causes chlamydia. Both these factors can contribute to an axolotl becoming more aggressive towards humans, leading to potential attacks. However, female axolotls - which make up about 98 per cent of the species - will never change sex from their lizard-like appearance.
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There we go. Spilo ran into a hypodermic syringe.
*mystery theremin sounds stop abruptly*

Axolotls can actually be forced to transform into salamanders with injections of iodine.

Which is unethical and animal abuse, of course.

 

[Guifrog]

Wait, axolotls aren't slimy, surely? I'm pretty sure they are just skin-ny.

Their tails seem to be more slimy though

It's such a funny creature, as if a fish and a frog mated and generated it

 

[Groggy]

Indeed.

*Leaves an offering of a KFC sandwich and "wine"*

This pleases your god greatly. Expect more expendable knights and mustard coming your way.

You're my favorite Turtle. *hugs*

Why, thank you!
*hugs back*

 

[metatherat]

Axolotls can actually be forced to transform into salamanders with injections of iodine.

Is it possible to learn this power?

 

[Arishipshape]

This pleases your god greatly. Expect more expendable knights and mustard coming your way.

What’s an “expandable knight”?

 

[Pygmepatl]

Is it possible to learn this power?

Only Axolotls can do it in nature under certain circumstances.

 

[Keefur]

This pleases your god greatly. Expect more expendable knights and mustard coming your way.

Why, thank you!
*hugs back*

I made a brighter version of your PFP if you care to use it. Your character shows up a bit better.

 

[metatherat]

What’s an “expandable knight”?

It is a knight who can be expanded at will. You know, macro or inflation stuff. *nodnod*

 

[Arishipshape]

It is a knight who can be expanded at will. You know, macro or inflation stuff. *nodnod*

...

*writes letters to all my fellow knights, asking if they’re OK*

 

[DRGN Juno]

What’s an “expandable knight”?

Delicious, but bad for the waistline in excess. Best consumed in moderation, and also medium rare.

 

[Keefur]

It is a knight who can be expanded at will. You know, macro or inflation stuff. *nodnod*

That's like dehydrated water. Put a pinch of dehydrated water in a gallon jug and just add a gallon of water!

 

[Pygmepatl]

 

[Keefur]

Delicious, but bad for the waistline in excess. Best consumed in moderation, and also medium rare.

Naw... raw is better. It's good that I carry a couple of can openers with me.

 

[Arishipshape]

Delicious, but bad for the waistline in excess. Best consumed in moderation, and also medium rare.

Vore too??

*writes the High Council of Elder Knights about possible corruption in the Knighthood*

 

[Keefur]

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Somebody's been watching the movie, Alien.

 

[DRGN Juno]

Vore too??

*writes the High Council of Elder Knights about possible corruption in the Knighthood*

...What? I'm a dragon. It's what we do.

...

*writes letters to all my fellow knights, asking if they’re OK*

Did you happen to know a guy named David? Not asking for any particular reason.

 

[metatherat]

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I've never noticed that typo before...
*wonders if Weyland-Yutani actually got return-of-organism insurance*

 

[DRGN Juno]

I've never noticed that typo before...
*wonders if Weyland-Yutani actually got return-of-organism insurance*

 

[Pygmepatl]

Somebody's been watching the movie, Alien.

A long time ago.

 

[Pygmepatl]

I've never noticed that typo before...
*wonders if Weyland-Yutani actually got return-of-organism insurance*

Maybe.

 

[Arishipshape]

...What? I'm a dragon. It's what we do.

Did you happen to know a guy named David? Not asking for any particular reason.

Well yea, but dragon slaying is like, Knight 101. If we’re knighting people who can’t even take down a dragon, that’s some serious endangerment of innocents.

David... not ringing a bell. Sorry. I’ve been on assignment in the PVP lands for so long I’m kind of out of the loop when it comes to my brethren.

 

[metatherat]

Seems legit. And kinda makes me wish my name was Alan just so I could get this shirt

 

[Keefur]

Several years ago, I did this for the Furry Drama Show that was at Furry Fiesta.

 

[DRGN Juno]

Well yea, but dragon slaying is like, Knight 101. If we’re knighting people who can’t even take down a dragon, that’s some serious endangerment of innocents.

That's racist.

David... not ringing a bell. Sorry. I’ve been on assignment in the PVP lands for so long I’m kind of out of the loop when it comes to my brethren.

Good. Forget I asked.

 

[Arishipshape]

That's racist.

No, it’s speciesist. We don’t discriminate based on individual dragon races. And excuuuuuse us for staying alive! Tis a risky profession, thanks to y’all!