Predators and Prey

[Keefur]

Do you know why aliens haven't interbred with Furries?

If they do, you end up with a Fail-ian.

 

[Pygmepatl]

 

[DRGN Juno]

No, it’s speciesist. We don’t discriminate based on individual dragon races. And excuuuuuse us for staying alive! Tis a risky profession, thanks to y’all!

Excuse me? You show up at my doorstep, demand my money, then get angry when we chase you out? Typical.

 

[metatherat]

No, it’s speciesist. We don’t discriminate based on individual dragon races. And excuuuuuse us for staying alive! Tis a risky profession, thanks to y’all!

Excuse me? You show up at my doorstep, demand my money, then get angry when we chase you out? Typical.

Sorry to butt in, but do you know what would solve all of this speciesism stuff instantly? Rat transformation. Just turn everyone into rats.

...okay, that is technically genocide. But it's the good kind of genocide! With snuggles! :3

 

[Keefur]

Sorry to butt in, but do you know what would solve all of this speciesism stuff instantly? Rat transformation. Just turn everyone into rats.

...okay, that is technically genocide. But it's the good kind of genocide! With snuggles! :3

You go ahead and turn everyone else into rats. I'll just wait over here, and since I'll be the only feline left, I'll become ruler of the earth! Bwahahaha!

 

[DRGN Juno]

Sorry to butt in, but do you know what would solve all of this speciesism stuff instantly? Rat transformation. Just turn everyone into rats.

...okay, that is technically genocide. But it's the good kind of genocide! With snuggles! :3

*Kicks a vial towards @Arishipshape with startling accuracy*

 

[Arishipshape]

Excuse me? You show up at my doorstep, demand my money, then get angry when we chase you out? Typical.

We only recover ill-gotten gain! Anyone who claims to be a knight and steals what you’ve rightfully earned is a liar and a traitor. Ignore the slanderers.

 

[Keefur]

Of course, there is still the rumor that there is an 8.5 meter tall rat running around here somewhere. You would think you would see him without any problem. Hmmmm. Maybe I'll just look for a gigantic rat hole.

 

[Arishipshape]

*Kicks a vial towards @Arishipshape with startling accuracy*

*Catches in hat*
Most knights think carrying around any sort of garb that isn’t armor is worthless, but sometimes I find that with particularly shatter able items, hats make great cushions.

 

[DRGN Juno]

We only recover ill-gotten gain! Anyone who claims to be a knight and steals what you’ve rightfully earned is a liar and a traitor. Ignore the slanderers.

It's the same story every time. "Take it up with the King/Queen/wizard" while a bunch of smarmy hobbits run around and break everything. I don't even live in your district!

*Launches a bottle of mustard at you*

 

[metatherat]

You go ahead and turn everyone else into rats. I'll just wait over here, and since I'll be the only feline left, I'll become ruler of the earth! Bwahahaha!

Oh, of course you'd transform the predators first, starting with obligate carnivores. That's just smart *rat fingerguns*

 

[WXYZ]

But it's the good kind of genocide

Reminds me of the time someone made a proposal to turn everyone into Tang

 

[DRGN Juno]

We only recover ill-gotten gain! Anyone who claims to be a knight and steals what you’ve rightfully earned is a liar and a traitor. Ignore the slanderers.

Don't believe the propoganda!

 

[Keefur]

Oh, of course you'd transform the predators first, starting with obligate carnivores. That's just smart *rat fingerguns*

Once you go Cat, you never go back.

 

[metatherat]

Once you go Cat, you never go back.

...until transformed into a rat. Then that'll be that.

 

[WXYZ]

...until tranformed into a rat. Then that'll be that.

*transforms you into an even smaller rat*

 

[Keefur]

...until transformed into a rat. Then that'll be that.

Been there, done that. I prefer feline.

 

[Pygmepatl]

Good night!

*Slimy hugs*

 

[WXYZ]

Good night!

*Slimy hugs*

Ni!

 

[Keefur]

Good night!

*Slimy hugs*

Night.

 

[DRGN Juno]

Might as well also check out. It's 4 AM. Again.

 

[metatherat]

*transforms you into an even smaller rat*

That's a jerboa, innit? Nope, they are too able. Can jump too easily. Not for me. Uh, I mean... well, you know what I mean!
*drinks RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION, returns to own glorious self* Ahhh! *twirls happily*

Good night!
*Slimy hugs*

Good night, slimyspilo! *wipes slime off fur*

 

[Skittles]

Floof!

 

[metatherat]

Might as well also check out. It's 4 AM. Again.

And good night to our resident dragon, as well! Don't let them knights getcha! :3

Floof!

And hello to the Queen! *rat fingerguns*

 

[Keefur]

Might as well also check out. It's 4 AM. Again.

Night bud.