Predators and Prey

[Faustus]

Hold up a second, I am technically a parasite! That's neither predator nor prey!
I demand my own category! End this blatant parasitophobia now!

 

[metatherat]

Hold up a second, I am technically a parasite! That's neither predator nor prey!
I demand my own category! End this blatant parasitophobia now!

Aww, you're not a parasite. You contribute to the world aplenty. *rat fingerguns*

 

[Arishipshape]

-Passes a memo to @Arishipshape explaining that the dragon in the basement has permission to store, guard and make sure no unworthy miscreant touches the Queen's valuable store of acorns-

Look, I didn’t slander anyone or attack any innocents! I’m just saying it’s ok to train knights to survive dragon attacks! If you didn’t, we’d die! Is that so horrible?

 

[Universe]

Look, I didn’t slander anyone or attack any innocents! I’m just saying it’s ok to train knights to survive dragon attacks! If you didn’t, we’d die! Is that so horrible?

Hey!

 

[Skittles]

Look, I didn’t slander anyone or attack any innocents! I’m just saying it’s ok to train knights to survive dragon attacks! If you didn’t, we’d die! Is that so horrible?

Not horrible at all.

 

[Universe]

*glares*

 

[Skittles]

-Smirks-

 

[Universe]

*powers up*

 

[Skittles]

O,...,O Hissssssssss! -Puts the kettle on-

 

[Universe]

*powers up even higher*

 

[Skittles]

0,..,0 -Adds teabag, waits for kettle. Adds scalding water and two teaspoons of sugar. Waits the allotted brew time. Adds milk. SIPS WITH OUTSTRETCHED PINKIE-

 

[Universe]

*transforms into god form*

 

[Skittles]

-EXPLODES WITH THE POWER OF TEA!!!!-

 

[Universe]

THIS IS THE POWER OF A DRAGON GOD!

 

[Skittles]

I didn't vote for you. -Slurps annoyingly loud-

 

[Universe]

I WAS BORN A DRAGON GOD

 

[Universe]

*eats a sensu bean*

 

[Universe]

*It causes me to power up even further beyond* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[Skittles]

-Munches a scone-

 

[TR273]

*Walks in, eating a bowl of coffee.*

(This is pretty accurate of how I'm feeling at the moment.)

 

[Arishipshape]

*Walks in, eating a bowl of coffee.*
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(This is pretty accurate of how I'm feeling at the moment.)

Oof. Seems my slump from a few days ago passed on to you. Fear not, I'm sure the dampened feels will disappear shortly!

 

[metatherat]

-Munches a scone-

*lurks in a corner attentively, in case some bits of scone fall on the floor*

*Walks in, eating a bowl of coffee.*
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(This is pretty accurate of how I'm feeling at the moment.)

Aww, grumpykathleen (well, technically). Hope the bowl of coffee perks you up :3

 

[Universe]

*Is still in god form*

 

[Foxy Emy]

*lurks in a corner attentively, in case some bits of scone fall on the floor*

Aww, grumpykathleen (well, technically). Hope the bowl of coffee perks you up :3

*Grins, showing teeth*

Hi!

 

[VeeStars]

Goob mording!!