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Predators and Prey

VeeStars

VeeStars

uh I can explain?
Arishipshape said:
*feet are weighed down by armor, doesn't fall*
Thanks, a gust of wind was just what I needed to cool off. Now if you won't let me hit you with a melee attack...
*sets axe aside and arms crossbow*
*aims*
*pulls trigger*
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JESUS CHRIST OWCH MY FOOT OW OW

*Car finger guns*
*Shoots bullet out of cat fingerguns*

edit: That would've been the time to use last surprise lol
 
metatherat

metatherat

Really ratty rat
Hello, all! Good furry evening to all of you furry things :3

I was going to let Transformer have a say, but apparently I was beaten to it:
Simo said:
Greetings all!

Talk to transformer:

Meta the rat hoisted his little ratty briefcase with his adorable tiny rat-hand and left for Simo's melon farm. He was wearing jeans, a hot yellow leather vest and a mink hat with tiny horns, and he looked so cute and furry. "Hey buddy," said Simo when they reached the house. "I have some things for you to get your suitcase. Simo would never buy any junk from a dirty rat like you." A couple of dogs showed up in the front yard and a huge pack of kong sat outside, eating up the freshly harvested plums. Simo said, "I was just thinking, hehehe, what if I had taken a picture of you, now you'd look so much better wearing
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...wearing what? An onesie of some sort, I suspect :p
Nice ensemble, though! Not everyone would make a mink hat with tiny horns work with jeans and a leather vest. But then, I have viking blood >:3
 
VeeStars

VeeStars

uh I can explain?
metatherat said:
Hello, all! Good furry evening to all of you furry things :3

I was going to let Transformer have a say, but apparently I was beaten to it:

...wearing what? An onesie of some sort, I suspect :p
Nice ensemble, though! Not everyone would make a mink hat with tiny horns work with jeans and a leather vest. But then, I have viking blood >:3
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Hi Meta! I'm beating up this guy right now!! I'm going to need a potion after he shot me in the foot!!!
 
Arishipshape

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
VeeStars said:
JESUS CHRIST OWCH MY FOOT OW OW

*Car finger guns*
*Shoots bullet out of cat fingerguns*
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*bullet richlochets*
*TING*
Yea, metal munitions aren't really the best against an armored foe such as I. You'd have better luck with a warhammer.
*fires spray of crossbow bolts*

Oh hi @metatherat! I was just in the middle of dueling on behalf of white chocolate chip cookie's honor. No time for potions, I'm afraid. But I'll get back to you.
 
metatherat

metatherat

Really ratty rat
Arishipshape said:
*bullet richlochets*
*TING*
Yea, metal munitions aren't really the best against an armored foe such as I. You'd have better luck with a warhammer.
*fires spray of crossbow bolts*

Oh hi @metatherat! I was just in the middle of dueling on behalf of white chocolate chip cookie's honor. No time for potions, I'm afraid. But I'll get back to you.
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Ah, cookie... chip... cookie's... apparently insanity is infectious.
Well, may the best... creature... win!
 
VeeStars

VeeStars

uh I can explain?
Arishipshape said:
*bullet richlochets*
*TING*
Yea, metal munitions aren't really the best against an armored foe such as I. You'd have better luck with a warhammer.
*fires spray of crossbow bolts*

Oh hi @metatherat! I was just in the middle of dueling on behalf of white chocolate chip cookie's honor. No time for potions, I'm afraid. But I'll get back to you.
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*ducks*
*Pulls out straw doll and prays*
 
VeeStars

VeeStars

uh I can explain?
Arishipshape said:
*stops shooting*
...
What exactly are you doing?
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I HOPE IT WORKS >:3
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