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Predators and Prey

Ravofox

back to Aussie foxying!
Evisceration!
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(I'm just shouting random words now)

Boy, this isn't the Scottish War of Independence:eek:

Still...FREEEEEDOM!!!! *breaks rope*

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TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
Boy, this isn't the Scottish War of Independence:eek:

Still...FREEEEEDOM!!!! *breaks rope*

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*Chases with a tickling stick.*
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(For some reason 'Eviscerate' is one of my favourite words to say...
...sadly for obvious reasons I can't say it as often as I would like:()
 

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
Oh well *orders KFC with Uber Eats*

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*spanks fox by using the Uber Spanks app which dispatchers the nearest fox spankers*

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Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
*goes back to sniffing out predators, to put in my predator petting zoo*

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Jackpot Raccuki

Vibing Raccuki
*goes back to sniffing out predators, to put in my predator petting zoo*

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You know, in the grand scheme of things...
A zoo isn't all that bad. It's not like a prison, but neither is it far from it.

Plus if I get really bored I can just make a portal and leave... But i'm rather curious of it, oh well.

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Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
You know, in the grand scheme of things...
A zoo isn't all that bad. It's not like a prison, but neither is it far from it.

Plus if I get really bored I can just make a portal and leave... But i'm rather curious of it, oh well.

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You're quite right, zoos are indeed not all that bad, and I'm sure you'll be very happy there! Free food, and just a few bratty kiits pulling your tail here and again...you can always eat one, even if they get too out of hand!

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Tyno

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You're quite right, zoos are indeed not all that bad, and I'm sure you'll be very happy there! Free food, and just a few bratty kiits pulling your tail here and again...you can always eat one, even if they get too out of hand!

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Simo... that's really bad...
Why would you think that?
Wait... you can probably market it as "live bear... uhh playspace?"
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Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
Simo... that's really bad...
Why would you think that?
Wait... you can probably market it as "live bear... uhh playspace?"
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It'll save on food bills! Plus, it'll help teach the other kids that it's mean, to go pulling tails. I'll be giving a helpful lesson : P

The "Live Bear Playspace" is sure to be a huge success!

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Tyno

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It'll save on food bills! Plus, it'll help teach the other kids that it's mean, to go pulling tails. I'll be giving a helpful lesson : P

The "Live Bear Playspace" is sure to be a huge success!

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We're totally not going to be charged with man slaughter :V
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Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
We're totally not going to be charged with man slaughter :V
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Naw, we'll just say it was the kid's fault, bothering the poor, poor bear! Plus, I hear the judge in this area is a bear.

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Jackpot Raccuki

Vibing Raccuki
You're quite right, zoos are indeed not all that bad, and I'm sure you'll be very happy there! Free food, and just a few bratty kiits pulling your tail here and again...you can always eat one, even if they get too out of hand!

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Hmm? You're saying I'm allowed to eat them?
Well, mind them pulling my tail, they get close and they're my snacks inbetween the lunches.
I also demand a lot of honey, non of that factory crap, it gotta be nice and fresh from a hive!

We're totally not going to be charged with man slaughter :V
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Not if they put up a sign that says "Be nice to Grizzlybold, else you'll be his meal." because they're warning them.
Therefore those people will be charged for feeding me without permission! >:c

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Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer

Tyno

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Hmm? You're saying I'm allowed to eat them?
Well, mind them pulling my tail, they get close and they're my snacks inbetween the lunches.
I also demand a lot of honey, non of that factory crap, it gotta be nice and fresh from a hive!


Not if they put up a sign that says "Be nice to Grizzlybold, else you'll be his meal." because they're warning them.
Therefore those people will be charged for feeding me without permission! >:c

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I think this predator stuff is getting to your head
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Jackpot Raccuki

Vibing Raccuki
I think this predator stuff is getting to your head
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I mean, it's an easy low effort meal. I don't see anything wrong with it.
Get some snacks and get to entertain and teach youngins, it's a win win for everyone, aside from naughty kids who don't listen.
They get to go down a nice wet slippy slide with a special comfy landing pat, my stomach.

Don't worry, if it's like how I was with blowing up the moon, I'll get bored and move on.

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Tyno

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I mean, it's an easy low effort meal. I don't see anything wrong with it.
Get some snacks and get to entertain and teach youngins, it's a win win for everyone, aside from naughty kids who don't listen.
They get to go down a nice wet slippy slide with a special comfy landing pat, my stomach.

Don't worry, if it's like how I was with blowing up the moon, I'll get bored and move on.

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I mean I get that but what i'm talking about the remains you know? Kinda unsanitary.
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Jackpot Raccuki

Vibing Raccuki
I mean I get that but what i'm talking about the remains you know? Kinda unsanitary.
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What remains?
What comes in doesn't leave, eating is just a form of enjoyment of a nice taste and in some cases, the enjoyment of panic others have.
But I don't need to do that, my body never has any waste energy or any wastes. Like I say, every form of life has some form of value, I just ensure to use all of that value!

Heccckkkkk! There are too many predators here!

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Don't worry.
I don't eat small rabbits, unless i'm really hungry.
But hey, that just means we can have some carrots together. :3

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Tyno

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What remains?
What comes in doesn't leave, eating is just a form of enjoyment of a nice taste and in some cases, the enjoyment of panic others have.
But I don't need to do that, my body never has any waste energy or any wastes. Like I say, every form of life has some form of value, I just ensure to use all of that value!


Don't worry.
I don't eat small rabbits, unless i'm really hungry.
But hey, that just means we can have some carrots together. :3

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Well i guess that solves that problem
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