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Predators and Prey

Simo

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
Zoo reviews are coming in on Yelp!

“I spent a few months in the Cheetah Enclosure, at the Skunk Hollow Zoo, and I can't begin to say what a delightful experience it was. I'd been having trouble with poachers, and decided to book a stay; the enclosures were comfy and immaculately clean; the ever-genial and maw-watering cage-service was always just a phone call away. Loved the scratching posts, and also the exercise wheel. Simo was a charming host. 5/5; would book again” - @A Minty cheetah , UK
 
VeeStars

VeeStars

uh I can explain?
Simo said:
Zoo reviews are coming in on Yelp!

“I spent a few months in the Cheetah Enclosure, at the Skunk Hollow Zoo, and I can't begin to say what a delightful experience it was. I'd been having trouble with poachers, and decided to book a stay; the enclosures were comfy and immaculately clean; the ever-genial and maw-watering cage-service was always just a phone call away. Loved the scratching posts, and also the exercise wheel. Simo was a charming host. 5/5; would book again” - @A Minty cheetah , UK
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I think those are fake reviews Simo! No predator wants to be locked up in your horrible little zoo!!
 
metatherat

metatherat

Really ratty rat
Domjoe414 said:
Thank you. My abilities are ruddimentery, yet useful. Although I'm not a fullmetal alchemist, I find it handy
also otters are predators
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You aren't obligate carnivores, though! And you mostly eat seafood. Or riverfood. That's all a step in the right direction as far as my ratty self is concerned! *another rat fingerguns*

And now, I have something to do. Excuse me.
Simo said:
Wow just in time to see a PREY victory!
*offers the predators free lodging...in The Skunk Hollow Zoo!*
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*zips self into a pine marten onesie and gets purposefully captured, just to get fed and cared for*
 
Simo

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
"I'm VeeStars, and The Skunk Hollow Zoo was the most fun I've had, EVER! Loved the catnip, the mice were perfect, and the cat-box was ALWAYS clean. When you're looking to stay in a zoo, Simo will take care of you. Take it from a cat, who knows where it's at. 5/5!"- @VeeStars
 
VeeStars

VeeStars

uh I can explain?
metatherat said:
You aren't obligate carnivores, though! And you mostly eat seafood. Or riverfood. That's all a step in the right direction as far as my ratty self is concerned! *another rat fingerguns*

And now, I have something to do. Excuse me.

*zips self into pine marten onesie and gets purposefully captured, just to get fed and cared for*
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*Ducks*
Watch where you point those fingerguns, jesus!!

Spilogale Pygmaea said:
Don't worry Vee, we all know they are fake but just pretend they aren't so @Simo keeps building zoos for me to destroy.

That's how it works.

*Winks*
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Has Simo ever completed a zoo? He tried to build one in space, one in switzerland, probably one on mars or something, etc.

Simo said:
"I'm VeeStars, and The Skunk Hollow Zoo was the least fun I've had, EVER! The catnip tasted like ass, the mice were made out of plastic, chemicals, and GMO's, and the cat-box was as dirty as @LucyTheDumbYeen . When you're looking to stay in a zoo, don'. Run away as far as you can. Take it from a cat, who knows where it's at. 1/10!"- @VeeStars
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Lucyfur

Lucyfur

United forever in friendship and labour
Banned
I have been summoned!?

Best be for some... MILK!
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Lucyfur

Lucyfur

United forever in friendship and labour
Banned
VeeStars said:
Anyways, I think we need better branding than that!
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Hey that took me 5 minutes to draw over that image!
Thats free marketing from the milkmaid thats not even my job detail!
 
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