Predators and Prey

[Breyo]

Hey there, Breyo! Haven't seen you in a few days! *headbump* And-

--there he goes. Bye, Breyo!

I have no idea how anyone could select "roar" in that poll

(Yeah, sorry about that. IRL stuff got just a bit chaotic, haha. I should be back now, though!)
Heyo! How've you be-
*gets up from the throw, rubs my head, and shouts*
BEEN?

Awwwwww!

If you actually look up for pygmy spotted skunks, the ones with the headband, you will see we are small.

Yeah, I see that! You guys are actually guinea pig sized
I never knew that you were quite that small!

 

[DRGN Juno]

Ha! Please tell me you squeak, too!

You wish.

*Belches*

have no idea how anyone could select "roar" in that poll

I personally prefer hissing.

Oh! I guess it is morning, huh-
*thud*
Hehe, I missed that

Good. Have another one.

*Hurls you out the window again*

 

[Pygmepatl]

I didn't know you are into sports so much that headbands are considered a species trait! That's impressive!

Of course I am!

I do handstands and have a headband!

 

[Breyo]

You wish.

*Belches*


Good. Have another one.

*Hurls you out the window again*

*shrugs*
Eh, close enough

Woohooooooo!

 

[metatherat]

(Yeah, sorry about that. IRL stuff got just a bit chaotic, haha. I should be back now, though!)
Heyo! How've you be-
*gets up from the throw, rubs my head, and shouts*
BEEN?

Just fine! I-

*Hurls you out the window again*

-bye again *waves*

Of course I am!

I do handstands and have a headband!

That's true, mm. In fact, all of us animals are very athletic, now that I think about it...

 

[Pygmepatl]

Yeah, I see that! You guys are actually guinea pig sized
I never knew that you were quite that small!

We really are!

And yet, we catch and eat birds, reptiles and small mammals!

 

[metatherat]

We really are!

And yet, we catch and eat birds, reptiles and small mammals!

And humans, according to Telegram chat.

 

[Pygmepatl]

That's true, mm. In fact, all of us animals are very athletic, now that I think about it...

Exactly!

All animals are athletic in their own unique way!

 

[DRGN Juno]

All animals are athletic in their own unique way!

Indeed.

*Stuffs @BreyoGP into a hamster ball and punts him out the window*

 

[Breyo]

Just fine! I-

-bye again *waves*

That's true, mm. In fact, all of us animals are very athletic, now that I think about it...

*snaps my shoulder back into place with a pained wheek and waves back*
We'll have to catch up later when the Drago-pult isn't around XD

We really are!

And yet, we catch and eat birds, reptiles and small mammals!

That's pretty impressive, actually! I'm still disgusted with your eating habits, though

 

[Domjoe414]

*slinks back in*. man I shoulda known it's too late for politics threads
So glad this thread is around :3

 

[metatherat]

Exactly!

All animals are athletic in their own unique way!

Yep! Watch this: *twirls, then breaks into a scurry*

Indeed.

*Stuffs @BreyoGP into a hamster ball and punts him out the window*

Seems like a tight fit in there. I'd better make sure he'll be okay. *runs out to check*

 

[metatherat]

*slinks back in*. man I shoulda known it's too late for politics threads

Careful. There be dragons. And not actual glorious scalies, but the bad metaphorical kind.

 

[Domjoe414]

Careful. There be dragons. And not actual glorious scalies, but the bad metaphorical kind.

There do indeed. we furs are supposed to be the tolerant accepting ones...and yet...
oh well though. c'est la vie

 

[Pygmepatl]

Indeed.

*Stuffs @BreyoGP into a hamster ball and punts him out the window*

Hahaha!

That's pretty impressive, actually! I'm still disgusted with your eating habits, though

Yeah! We are still lethal!

Awww!

Yep! Watch this: *twirls, then breaks into a scurry*

Good!

 

[DRGN Juno]

Careful. There be dragons. And not actual glorious scalies, but the bad metaphorical kind.

*Glares*

And that's supposed to mean what, exactly?

 

[metatherat]

There do indeed. we furs are supposed to be the tolerant accepting ones...and yet...
oh well though. c'est la vie

Well, the inclusivity of the fandom is a two way street. You get all kinds, I guess. :/

 

[metatherat]

*Glares*

And that's supposed to mean what, exactly?

Heyhey, it's just a metaphor! Actual dragons are the best. *awkward rat thumbs up*

 

[DRGN Juno]

Heyhey, it's just a metaphor! Actual dragons are the best. *awkward rat thumbs up*

Whatever you say, you rat bastard.

 

[metatherat]

Whatever you say, you rat bastard.

Sorrysorry. Let's just modernize the metaphor into something else. From now on, when warning people away let's say, uh... "there be pygmy spotted skunks". That sounds good.

 

[Breyo]

*slinks back in*. man I shoulda known it's too late for politics threads
So glad this thread is around :3

Heyo! A word to the wise, I'd watch yourself! @Spilogale Pygmaea was squeezing people earlier! I never thought that my shoulder could crack so loud

Indeed.

*Stuffs @BreyoGP into a hamster ball and punts him out the window*

You may be good at punting, but you've yet to beat me at the amazing sport known as "popcorning"!
I really gotta make that a sport...

GERONIMO!!!

Yep! Watch this: *twirls, then breaks into a scurry*

Seems like a tight fit in there. I'd better make sure he'll be okay. *runs out to check*

*pops my paw out of the hole in the hamster ball and gives you a peace sign*
I chipped my teeth, but that'll save me the trouble of having to gnaw on stuff, at least

 

[Domjoe414]

Heyhey, it's just a metaphor! Actual dragons are the best. *awkward rat thumbs up*

Actual dragons are pretty incredible! especially @DRGN Juno

 

[metatherat]

*pops my paw out of the hole in the hamster ball and gives you a peace sign*
I chipped my teeth, but that'll save me the trouble of having to gnaw on stuff, at least

*gives you the rat fingerguns back*
*touches your paw*
*gently rolls you back in*

 

[DRGN Juno]

Actual dragons are pretty incredible! especially @DRGN Juno

*Quietly scratches your name of Sukhoi's watch list*

You. I like you.

*gently rolls you back in*

*Punts him out again*

 

[Domjoe414]

*Quietly scratches your name of Sukhoi's watch list*

You. I like you.



*Punts him out again*

thanks! Ditto! scratches my name off...what now?