Predators and Prey

[VeeStars]

Good morning, Poopy! *lets you out of your cage*

Finally! That cage is barely large enough to even fit me...

 

[metatherat]

Finally! That cage is barely large enough to even fit me...

Ah, there's plenty of room. And it makes sure you don't get into trouble during the night. And it's probably best to enforce your bedtimes, after what nearly happened yesterday. *pets*

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

I can cheeseborger?

 

[Pogo]

Yos.

 

[VeeStars]

Ah, there's plenty of room. And it makes sure you don't get into trouble during the night. And it's probably best to enforce your bedtimes, after what nearly happened yesterday. *pets*

I almost imploded the universe.. Oops!

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

NOM

 

[metatherat]

I almost imploded the universe.. Oops!

Yeah, let's not risk doing that again. Better lock you in your cage early tonight :3

 

[Keefur]

Yeah, let's not risk doing that again. Better lock you in your cage early tonight :3

I heard you bought @VeeStars for a Dogecoin. Want to sell him?

 

[metatherat]

I heard you bought @VeeStars for a Dogecoin. Want to sell him?

I couldn't sell Poopy, she is my dear pet kitty! Besides, she's incredibly crazy. I wouldn't shunt her on you. I'd feel guilty.

 

[Keefur]

I couldn't sell Poopy, she is my dear pet kitty! Besides, she's incredibly crazy. I wouldn't shunt her on you. I'd feel guilty.

He's not a cat, but I would name him Cat, so that he would have to say that he's a Cat and his head would explode.

 

[metatherat]

He's not a cat, but I would name him Cat, so that he would have to say that he's a Cat and his head would explode.

That's tempting... but really, then she'd just say that she's Cat because that's her name. And besides, she now says she's a cat like half of the time already. She's remarkably ambivalent about her catness.

 

[Domjoe414]

Ahh good morning all! @Keefur has the whole biscuit etc thing exactly right btw. (Also isn't @VeeStars a he?)

 

[Keefur]

Ahh good morning all! @Keefur has the whole biscuit etc thing exactly right btw.

I do?!! I mean... Of course I do!!!

That's tempting... but really, then she'd just say that she's Cat because that's her name. And besides, she now says she's a cat like half of the time already. She's remarkably ambivalent about her catness.

I could trade something for him... art or something. Maybe TWO Dogecoins.

 

[metatherat]

Ahh good morning all! @Keefur has the whole biscuit etc thing exactly right btw.

Heyhey! Good morning, fellowfur :3

(Also isn't @VeeStars a he?)

So she claims...

 

[Domjoe414]

I do?!! I mean... Of course I do!!!



I could trade something for him... art or something. Maybe TWO Dogecoins.

I'll buy him for two dogecoins...up front! *offers coins*

 

[Keefur]

I have to go take care of something. BBL.

 

[Keefur]

I'll buy him for two dogecoins...up front! *offers coins*

Hey. This isn't an auction. You don't barge into another guy's deal. It's not good form.

 

[Domjoe414]

Hey. This isn't an auction. You don't barge into another guy's deal. It's not good form.

Ah but master Oogway gave me these special dogecoins for this purpose, and I cannot disobey the sensei (you can look back in the thread it's there somewhere)

 

[metatherat]

I could trade something for him... art or something. Maybe TWO Dogecoins.

I'll buy him for two dogecoins...up front! *offers coins*

Hey. alternate idea. Whomever agrees to get transformed into a rat permanently gets her.

 

[VeeStars]

That's tempting... but really, then she'd just say that she's Cat because that's her name. And besides, she now says she's a cat like half of the time already. She's remarkably ambivalent about her catness.

I’m not a cat or a girl >.>

 

[Domjoe414]

Hey. alternate idea. Whomever agrees to get transformed into a rat permanently gets her.

er, um, well...eh.pass thanks

 

[metatherat]

I’m not a cat or a girl >.>

Okay, Poopy, whatever you say *pets* :3

er, um, well...eh.pass thanks

y nobody want 2 be rattie :/

 

[Domjoe414]

Okay, Poopy, whatever you say *pets* :3

y nobody want 2 be rattie :/

Nothing against rats, it's just I'm otterly ottery, and otter be what I am now :3
(also, Buffalo Buffalo buffalo Buffalo Buffalo0

 

[metatherat]

Nothing against rats, it's just I'm otterly ottery, and otter be what I am now :3
(also, Buffalo Buffalo buffalo Buffalo Buffalo0

Oh, all right. If you change your mind, just say the word. Rattiness is just one Meta away.

 

[VeeStars]

Okay, Poopy, whatever you say *pets* :3

y nobody want 2 be rattie :/

>.<