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Predators and Prey


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VeeStars

uh I can explain?
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Can I be the official taster?
Sorry, I already ran out of free samples and many other people already tested it. You can always buy some though!

aaak! hehe... nice owl. excuse me...

*scurries over, whispers urgently* seriously, Poopy, don't trust the owl. he'll totally screw you over for sure.
I trust him. He has an official license to do math!
 

metatherat

Really ratty rat
Time for me to sleep. ....Transformer, go!

Meta the little rat went to sleep and nopony wrote down what she said. Neither of them ever told anyone about the conversation.

- Upon signing the contracts of all three students, Celestia smiled. "My little creatures would never dream of cheating on a test, you understand. You are part of the Elements of Harmony and I can trust your veracity. Now, the time is up."

The little mare flew out of the room, leaving her quite satisfied that her little creatures had proven they were very reliable. In the morning, the three little creatures left Canterlot and began their journey to Cloudsdale, back to school and their other friends. For now.
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Oh. Apparently I live in Canterlot. As one of princess Celestia's "little creatures". Well, it's a living.
Good night, fellowfurs :3
 

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
@Domjoe414 is not that good with his alchemy, yet, it seems. Well, he'll improve, I'm sure.
Soooo... which part of your species hybrid seems more dominant? Do you feel at all... predatory??
Mixens are mostly omnivores, Personally I’m craving some blood…..




…oranges…

(And doughnuts):D
wow! um...guess that potion didn't do what I thought it did!

Back to the drawing board then.:D
 

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
Looking at the numbers, cookie sales are through the roof
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*Checks the raw data....*

Hang on! This is the numbers for cases of upset stomachs in Vulpine Valley since the cookies went on sale!!!
 

Cosmic-FS

A creature of the night
*Checks the raw data....*

Hang on! This is the numbers for cases of upset stomachs in Vulpine Valley since the cookies went on sale!!!
Yes, that's based off of the "Angelica Model" of measuring cookie sales.
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Eating too many cookies gives you an upset stomach. Thus the more cases of upset stomachs there are, the higher we can infer cookie sales.
It's the kind of thing you have to know to get an accounting license:D
 
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