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Predators and Prey

Keefur

Keefur

aka Cutter Cat
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Keefur

Keefur

aka Cutter Cat
I was in high school. It was getting late in the school year, and daylight savings time had kicked in. I remember it was Saturday, and I was looking forward to sleeping in. Suddenly at about 5:30AM...
DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH!!! A few seconds later... DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH!!!
It sounded like someone shooting a machine gun right outside my bedroom window. I scramble out of bed and look outside. Nothing was there. I felt unnerved, but went back to bed.
The next morning... THE SAME THING HAPPENED. I jumped up and ran to the back door, and when I looked out, I saw a woodpecker flying away. Ah... OK... He was drumming on the gutters. All week long, every morning at dawn I got the same treatment. It wasn't so bad during the week as I had to get up for school anyway, but the weekend was mine! Well, Saturday comes around and I get the same treatment. Sunday comes around and I was ready. When the drumming started, I went to the back door... BOOM! and POOF! The woodpecker disappeared in a puff of feathers. Well, the city doesn't like it too much when people shoot guns inside the city limits. I got a knock on the door about a half an hour later asking If I heard a gunshot. I sleepily told the officer that I was asleep and had no idea what he was talking about. I was sleeping in.
 
metatherat

metatherat

Really ratty rat
Guifrog said:
Ugh, my feathery neighbors and their machine guns! I'll try to record the noise next time though, I find it kinda funny actually

And good moooorning~ tasty ratpal! *nuzzles*
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Aww, thank y- tasty?! :O
Wait! Was that hat thing ...predation?! *gaaaaspp*
Keefur said:
Well I did try several times during the week to scare it away, but it kept coming back.
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I'll do that thing where I reread your story assuming that the animals mentioned were anthros, and imagine that woodpecker as an anthro. It makes the story furrier :3
 
Guifrog

Guifrog

Blue frog
metatherat said:
Aww, thank y- tasty?! :O
Wait! Was that hat thing ...predation?! *gaaaaspp*
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Oh, nonono, it's just the way my people greet one another. Y'know? Sometimes, it's accompanied by a gentle kiss *licks ya* heeheehee

Keefur said:
I was in high school. It was getting late in the school year, and daylight savings time had kicked in. I remember it was Saturday, and I was looking forward to sleeping in. Suddenly at about 5:30AM...
DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH!!! A few seconds later... DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH!!!
It sounded like someone shooting a machine gun right outside my bedroom window. I scramble out of bed and look outside. Nothing was there. I felt unnerved, but went back to bed.
The next morning... THE SAME THING HAPPENED. I jumped up and ran to the back door, and when I looked out, I saw a woodpecker flying away. Ah... OK... He was drumming on the gutters. All week long, every morning at dawn I got the same treatment. It wasn't so bad during the week as I had to get up for school anyway, but the weekend was mine! Well, Saturday comes around and I get the same treatment. Sunday comes around and I was ready. When the drumming started, I went to the back door... BOOM! and POOF! The woodpecker disappeared in a puff of feathers. Well, the city doesn't like it too much when people shoot guns inside the city limits. I got a knock on the door about a half an hour later asking If I heard a gunshot. I sleepily told the officer that I was asleep and had no idea what he was talking about. I was sleeping in.
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Next time you just shout BOOM! then! :p
 
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