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Predators and Prey

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
*stocks the shelves of the Savings Skunk bath & beauty department with new watermelon scented Vulpine Essences shampoo*

*contacts @Izzy4895 to do a special in store promotion*
 

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
*stocks "Daisy's 'n' Daffodil Dragons" bubble bath in the the Savings Skunk bath & beauty department*

Now the dragons will smell pretty, too!

*gives out decorative promotional figurines*

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Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
*stocks eau de Orchids & Otter Shampoo in the the Savings Skunk bath & beauty department, and sends some free samples to Otter Oxbow*
 

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
Hmmmm, after significant scientifec axperimtenition, I have found some...strange substances in this "shampoo"

Exotic and imported perhaps, though it is 100% natural, organic and never tested on animals!*

*in fact...it's not really tested at all :p
 

Breyo

Professional Nibbler

*Traces the giggling noise, grabs you and throws you out the window*
*sigh*
Now I see where the knights are coming from :p
*curls up and assumes ball form for safety*

*stocks "Guinea Pig Garden Gardenias" body-wash at the the Savings Skunk bath & beauty department*

@BreyoGP is gonna be smelling spring-fresh, now!
I appreciate the thought, but I think I smell pretty good already!
*sniffs myself*
Mmmmm... smells like hay :D

Or you could just spray @BreyoGP, since your spring spray literally smells like flowers!
*nervously chuckles*
I think I'll have to pass on that!

*Warns @BreyoGP about this so he doesn't use the new body-wash and get hurt*
Aww, thanks! I wasn't gonna try it anyways, though. I don't trust anybody any further than I can throw 'em, and I can't really throw many people very far :p
 
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