Pygmepatl
Spotted Skunk
Because Predators are the best!!!dawww, thankies Pygm!!
yay!!!well, i'm not surprised we won again
you enjoying the bath? *adds lavender*
Yes! This is a good bath!
Awww! Thank you!
*Enjoys the bath with tulips and lavender*

Because Predators are the best!!!dawww, thankies Pygm!!
yay!!!well, i'm not surprised we won again
you enjoying the bath? *adds lavender*
No Pgym!!! Stay away from the volcano!!! AAAAAAAAAAAABecause Predators are the best!!!
Yes! This is a good bath!
Awww! Thank you!
*Enjoys the bath with tulips and lavender*
Well then stay away!! I don’t want my favorite pgym melting!I already live near a volcano in real life.
Awww! Thank you!Well then stay away!! I don’t want my favorite pgym melting!
AAAAAAAAAAAAA *reality starts glitching* AAAAAAA
Which volcano are you near?Awww! Thank you!
I will!
I think you have stayed up dangerously close to your bedtime. The universe is starting to glitch out.AAAAAAAAAAAAA *reality starts glitching* AAAAAAA
Well you are kind of the only pgym but we don’t talk about thatAwww! Thank you!
I will!
What do you me*glitch* it’s not even 11:00 yet!I think you have stayed up dangerously close to your bedtime. The universe is starting to glitch out.
*looks at cat cage meaningfully*What do you me*glitch* it’s not even 11:00 yet!
It actually has the name of the place where I live, so I will tell you in a direct message.Which volcano are you near?
Not Tar!!! It just isn't the same without a screaming mammoth in it. *sighs*
Abraham Lincoln? What angle are you going for. He was actually a pretty shrewd politician.
Lincoln failed at business several times as well. He somewhat instigated the start of the Civil War by lying the the southern peace delegation. He did away with habeas corpus without authorization during the war.
Because Predators are the best!!!
Yes! This is a good bath!
Awww! Thank you!
*Enjoys the bath with tulips and lavender*
No Pgym!!! Stay away from the volcano!!! AAAAAAAAAAAA
Meta the rat yawned cutely, stretching his little frontlegs. It was another furry morning in his flat. The game of cat and mouse had been on for hours. He waited and watched, delighting in the design of his victim's sleeping skin. And now the next person comes.
The game grew monotonous. A lead footballer with a long career but no trophies. The balding coach dressed like the other team's new boss. A banker with a cancer diagnosis. A high-profile campaigner for the best interest of a terminally ill child. And the European parliament president.
All they wanted was a kiss. There was no expression for emotion.
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Wow, I'm popular. But apparently I'm also doing something very sinister. Let's hope the European parliament president and the others will be okay.
Good morning, fellow furs :3
*waves*
No not the cage I *glitch* the cage!!!*looks at cat cage meaningfully*
*stares*No not the cage I *glitch* the cage!!!
*glitches into metaverse anthro form*
Uhhhhh It was the volcano not me!
Good morning!Good morning, fellow furs :3
*waves*
Meta the rat yawned cutely, stretching his little frontlegs. It was another furry morning in his flat. The game of cat and mouse had been on for hours. He waited and watched, delighting in the design of his victim's sleeping skin. And now the next person comes.
The game grew monotonous. A lead footballer with a long career but no trophies. The balding coach dressed like the other team's new boss. A banker with a cancer diagnosis. A high-profile campaigner for the best interest of a terminally ill child. And the European parliament president.
All they wanted was a kiss. There was no expression for emotion.
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Wow, I'm popular. But apparently I'm also doing something very sinister. Let's hope the European parliament president and the others will be okay.
Good morning, fellow furs :3
*waves*
Uhhhh hello I’m right here standing in front of you on two legs!*stares*
Well, that was weird. I wonder where Poopy went. Maybe it was that Meta-verse place. it's so cool they named that place after me
*snuggles in greeting*Good morning!
I could stop any time I wanted, said Meta the rat, the strange-looking raven, and there would be no chance of stopping. But I was already moving. I could stop to catch my breath, to hide my wings. I was quickly approaching the last town. My fangs came into sight. They were just nibbling at the skin of my fingers. I couldn't be expected to do it any other way. The words of Dark Angels, Signum ParvusYou're addicted. Get help.
*peers*Uhhhh hello I’m right here standing in front of you on two legs!
Oh noes, the nip wore off. Nip doesn’t have an affect on me in this form... I think I’ll stay up some more...
*the cage glitches into a watermelon**peers*
Okay, the universe is now glitching out so badly you're changing shape spontaneously. I do like TF, but this worries me. Better get you to bed. *opens cage door*
*stares* *takes an experimental bite* Mmm. Mystery watermelon.*the cage glitches into a watermelon*
:3