Predators and Prey

[Domjoe414]

*Swipes all of @metatherat 's potions and pours them into the pond*

Nooooo!! my pond!! who knows WHAT'S in it now?

 

[DRGN Juno]

Okay.

*Destroys Meta cage like this man and this swearing cockatoo*

Fun mini F A C T: Parrots hate round cages. When they get scared, they look for corners. And what the guy's doing in the video is helpful if you've rescued a parrot from an abusive household - destroying the old cage in front of them can help them understand they're not in that situation anymore.

It can also freak them out more, so you should really be careful before making loud noises like this.

 

[VeeStars]

Universe collapse in 10 9 8 7 6 5...

Yikes that ain’t good! I’m going to bed y’all. Night murdered Meta!

 

[metatherat]

Universe collapse in 10 9 8 7 6 5...

Yikes that ain’t good! I’m going to bed y’all. Night murdered Meta!

*would probably wish you good night, were he alive*

 

[Pygmepatl]

*is straight up murdered*

Hehehe!

Universe collapse in 10 9 8 7 6 5...

Yikes that ain’t good! I’m going to bed y’all. Night murdered Meta!

Good night!

 

[Pygmepatl]

Fun mini F A C T: Parrots hate round cages. When they get scared, they look for corners. And what the guy's doing in the video is helpful if you've rescued a parrot from an abusive household - destroying the old cage in front of them can help them understand they're not in that situation anymore.

It can also freak them out more, so you should really be careful before making loud noises like this.

Thank you for the fact, @DRGN Juno.

I actually read about that, it is pretty interesting. Glad you posted it.

 

[metatherat]

Meta the rat walks in, even though Spilo the axolotl just murderded him. How is this possible? Well, it doesn't happen by chance. Humans think of us as mysterious; you think you see an animal. You didn't see an animal, but he was very much there; I call this the theorem of the wonderful imaginings that helped humans colonize the planet. Your brain makes stupid assumptions, from here on, but they weren't to help you go and touch the ape on the tree. Your brain assumes it can perceive where the monkey is coming from. We too make assumptions based on certain assumptions about the way the world works; let's just forget that this has any connection to reality.
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There, you see. You are just too dumb with your stupid brain to understand the mysterious workings of animals. *dusts off rathands*

 

[Keefur]

Say... Doesn't Skunk Hollow use this pond to make beer or something?

 

[metatherat]

Say... Doesn't Skunk Hollow use this pond to make beer or something?

That would explain the otter hair in my beer last night. Or maybe that was because I licked it off the fur of a drunk otter who was passed out in an alley.

 

[Keefur]

I think I need to go to bed as well. I can't stay up until dawn again. It's killing me, although I'm basically nocturnal.

 

[Pygmepatl]

There, you see. You are just too dumb with your stupid brain to understand the mysterious workings of animals. *dusts off rathands*

Well, I am an animal, so I understand animals.

 

[metatherat]

I think I need to go to bed as well. I can't stay up until dawn again. It's killing me, although I'm basically nocturnal.

Good night! Stay a kitty, toothy. nowait. The other thing.

Well, I am an animal, so I understand animals.

Hey, me too! *somewhat slimy animal highpaw*

 

[Domjoe414]

That would explain the otter hair in my beer last night. Or maybe that was because I licked it off the fur of a drunk otter who was passed out in an alley.

I was definitely n...well I don't remem...oh yeah. well you can't prove anything

 

[Pygmepatl]

Hey, me too! *somewhat slimy animal highpaw*

*Slimy high paw*

 

[metatherat]

I was definitely n...well I don't remem...oh yeah. well you can't prove anything

No, it's cool. I don't judge. Drunk otters are practically a service to us scavengers. *rat fingerguns*

 

[Domjoe414]

No, it's cool. I don't judge. Drunk otters are practically a service to us scavengers. *rat fingerguns*

*otter fingerguns back* glad to be of service!

 

[Ravofox]

*foxy fingerguns*
I gotta skedaddle!!

 

[metatherat]

*foxy fingerguns*
I gotta skedaddle!!

*rat fingerguns*
Good luck with your everything!

 

[Pygmepatl]

*foxy fingerguns*
I gotta skedaddle!!

Good luck!

 

[Domjoe414]

Well folks, I'm off to sleep. is very late here. Goodnight fellow fluffs!
-God bless ye every one

 

[metatherat]

Well folks, I'm off to sleep. is very late here. Goodnight fellow fluffs!
-God bless ye every one

Good night! Remember to stay furry! No, no! Furrier than that! :3

 

[Pygmepatl]

Good night @Domjoe414!

 

[DRGN Juno]

Good night! Remember to stay furry! No, no! Furrier than that! :3

Or scaley. Which is equally acceptable or better. In fact, it's probably better.

Good night!

 

[metatherat]

Or scaley. Which is equally acceptable or better. In fact, it's probably better.

Good night!

Good night, scalepal! Remember to stay scaly! No, no! Scalier than that!

 

[DRGN Juno]

Good night, scalepal! Remember to stay scaly! No, no! Scalier than that!

Oh, I forgot to reply to the rudderbutt. I'm still kicking around for a bit.