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Predators and Prey

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Endless Annoyance

Guest
Here's a thing about rathood. We don't care much about protocol. *rat fingerguns*

Aww, sorry. Sometimes the snuggles are just a bit too enticing. *loosens grip somewhat*
....*starts licking your head*
Ah, gross! Why!? Have you no mercy, rat!? Do you derive pleasure from this!? From bullying poor, innocent annoyances!? ;_;
 

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
Yea. Speaking of *acquires the land rights to the Skunk Hallow Orphanage for Wayward Prey and demolishes it to build a new High Rise, brought to you by Birb Inc.*
Unfortunately the wiring was done by Lupus Electrics....
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*Offers you 27p and a pickle for the shell of your high rise.*
 

Cosmic-FS

A creature of the night
Unfortunately the wiring was done by Lupus Electrics....
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*Offers you 27p and a pickle for the shell of your high rise.*
*cashes the insurance check*
Sure, it's all yours.
*licks my beak at the thought of a plate of 27 prey with a pickle on the side*
 

metatherat

Really ratty rat
Ahh, @metatherat! So good to see you. Would you like to share this pickle with me?
Uh, no. No, I'm fine, Talon. I mean, Cosmic. I remembered I have a... prey... yogurt... rat... meeting. Sobye! *scurries off*
*Turns into a gangly fox thing with a weird hyena mane that roarfs and eats peaches*

Oh wait
Thanks Meta!
*rat fingerguns* *runs up, clings to leggyleg*
 

metatherat

Really ratty rat
*otter fingerguns* hey @metatherat , so I know you're a...supporter....of predictive text, but have you written anything yourself? how 'bout all you others? anyone written anything fun?
I sort of got burned out on writing during uni. I guess I started to equate writing with tedious chores during my later uni years and thesis writing phase. I have been trying to get into writing again through the magic of furry RP :D
 

metatherat

Really ratty rat
Hehe, exactly 200 messages since my last visit :p

What had taken place since Thrashy the skunk had last witnessed these environs? Well, after surviving the battles at the southern ends of Argus and the Black Spot, Thrashy had traveled to the southern hemisphere to try and bolster the battered side of Gorn. He had struck deals with the noble races of the lands there, in exchange for their assistance in the war against the forces of evil. And from what he had heard from the aristocracy of Valyria and the High Septon of Highgarden, it appeared that Aegon had won them over, and brought them into the service of the Realm. He always found it hard to deal with grumbling nobles and canny dragons.
 

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
*cashes the insurance check*
Sure, it's all yours.
*licks my beak at the thought of a plate of 27 prey with a pickle on the side*
*Gives you a plate with 27 peas on it and a pickle.*

*Razes the burnt out husk of the tower and plants corn on the new farmland.*
 
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