Predators and Prey

[metatherat]

We will see him slowly transform into a rat.
And then we will smell and snuggle together in our own rat pile.
*Snuggles you both*

You are a font of good plans today, it seems :3
*smells you in our mini ratpile (with some beaver)*

Hey, I do like rats, I just didn't wanna be one this time, I wanted to have a go at being a different rodent
Uh-uh, I don't think so. *twitches nose like a rat*

*notices nosetwitch*
Hehehe. Whatever you say, Ravo :3
*hugs and enjoys tailpats*

I don't think Meta will hug you after saying that.
Hehehe!

No it's cool. The road to rathood is...well, a road!

 

[Skittles]

This is unacceptable!!!

 

[metatherat]

This is unacceptable!!!

What! No it isnt't! It is super acceptable! What are we talking about.

 

[Skittles]

Where is the truck loads of floof?! The cake?! THE GOGO DANCERS!!!

HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO MAKE THINGS SUPER ROYALLY FABULOUS?! -Floofs!-

 

[metatherat]

Where is the truck loads of floof?! The cake?! THE GOGO DANCERS!!!

HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO MAKE THINGS SUPER ROYALLY FABULOUS?! -Floofs!-

Ah, the celebrations. Well, you see, predators are really bad at organizing. And... everything. Sad, really *shakes head sadly*

 

[Skittles]

That's it! Conscription time!! EVERYONE DO THE FLOOF!

 

[metatherat]

That's it! Conscription time!! EVERYONE DO THE FLOOF!

*attempts to floof as much as standard rat fur allows*

 

[Skittles]

Chop chop! Get busy! -Flounces out again in a rustle of silk and petticoats-

 

[Pygmepatl]

Ah, the celebrations. Well, you see, predators are really bad at organizing. And... everything. Sad, really *shakes head sadly*

You only say that because you are envious of the Predators.

That is all.

 

[metatherat]

Chop chop! Get busy! -Flounces out again in a rustle of silk and petticoats-

*manages to bristle fur somewhat*
This is sort of fluffy, I think. In a sleek, ratty way.

 

[Ravofox]

This is unacceptable!!!

what is unacceptable, your nuttiness?

I know, but apparently no one wants to engage in them. And here I wanted to have another lovely rat like you.

Sigh...

*Smells your musky rat body and snuggles you to calm my sorrows*

*leans in knowingly, rubbing paws together deviously*
Don't worry Pygm, I'm all ears to your devious plans what do you have in mind?

You are a font of good plans today, it seems :3
*smells you in our mini ratpile (with some beaver)*

*notices nosetwitch*
Hehehe. Whatever you say, Ravo :3
*hugs and enjoys tailpats*

No it's cool. The road to rathood is...well, a road!

Hehe! What?! I just felt a sneeze coming on!

That's it! Conscription time!! EVERYONE DO THE FLOOF!

i'm sorry your nuttiness, I'm a very busy beaver right now! I humbly refuse.

You only say that because you are envious of the Predators.

That is all.

hehe, all the prey are!

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Walks away, saddened*

Not even @Skittles' party can make me happy and stay. So prey suck at celebrations and organizing and everything.

 

[Ravofox]

*Walks away, saddened*

Not even @Skittles' party can make me happy and stay. So prey suck at celebrations.

dawww, why so sad?
*hugs tight, and gets a big collection of gourmet insects!*
pred party!!!!

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Jumps into a pond and swims alone*

 

[metatherat]

hehe, all the prey are!

No we aren't! Use your beaverness to turn prey an witness for yourself :3

*Walks away, saddened*
Not even @Skittles' party can make me happy and stay. So prey suck at celebrations and organizing and everything.

*stares*
Prey had nothing to do with this party.... *tilts head rattily with extreme confusion*

 

[metatherat]

*Jumps into a pond and swims alone*

Aww, a sad axolotl. I'm sorry I said the predators are bad at organizing although they so are *joins you in the pond*

 

[Pygmepatl]

*stares*
Prey had nothing to do with this party.... *tilts head rattily with extreme confusion*

@Skittles, so yes.

No we aren't!

Yeah, yeah.

Whatever.

 

[Pygmepatl]

Aww, a sad axolotl. I'm sorry I said the predators are bad at organizing although they so are *joins you in the pond*

*Pets envious rat*

@Skittles' party didn't cheer me up, so clearly prey suck at organizing, but whatever.

 

[metatherat]

*Pets envious rat*
@Skittles' party didn't cheer me up, so clearly prey suck at organizing, but whatever.

That's not... that's not how the... anything works! :O
It's not @Skittles ' job to organize parties! The Queen has a lot of queenly stuff to do! Probably.

 

[Pygmepatl]

That's not... that's not how the... anything works! :O
It's not @Skittles ' job to organize parties! The Queen has a lot of queenly stuff to do! Probably.

Now you are saying that prey weren't involved in that party, huh? You are now making excuses.

Hehehe!

Anyway, I will let you believe what you want.

 

[metatherat]

Now you are saying that prey weren't involved in that party, huh? You are now making excuses.
Hehehe!
Anyway, I will let you believe what you want.

*rolls eyes rattily*
Predators... so bad at excuses. So good at blaming prey... badly. *shakes head sadly*

 

[DRGN Juno]

That's it! Conscription time!! EVERYONE DO THE FLOOF!

DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO. YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD.

*Burns your acorn stash*

 

[metatherat]

DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO. YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD.
*Burns your acorn stash*

*smells the air* Hey, someone is toasting acorns. Nice.

 

[Pygmepatl]

*rolls eyes rattily*
Predators... so bad at excuses. So good at blaming prey... badly. *shakes head sadly*

Awww! Cute delusional prey rat!

*Picks rat up and tells it it's alright if the prey suck at everything other than being food*

 

[metatherat]

Awww! Cute delusional prey rat!
*Picks rat up and tells it it's alright if the prey suck at everything other than being food*

*squooshes slimily against you*
Aww. Let's not fight about predator/prey relationships. Let's just agree that rats are the best and leave it at that.

 

[Pygmepatl]

*squooshes slimily against you*
Aww. Let's not fight about predator/prey relationships. Let's just agree that rats are the best and leave it at that.

Awww!

See? I am letting you believe what you want, since that makes you a happy rat.