Predators and Prey

[DRGN Juno]

*squooshes slimily against you*
Aww. Let's not fight about predator/prey relationships. Let's just agree that rats are the best and leave it at that.

Awww!

See? I am letting you believe what you want, since that makes you a happy rat.

Aww, they're like an old married couple. It's adorable.

 

[metatherat]

Aww, they're like an old married couple. It's adorable.

*glances aside* No... that's totally inaccurate... surely?! *thinks*
ohcrap. how did this happen?! *looks shaken while continuing to snuggle*

 

[Pygmepatl]

Hahaha! Good one!

Now help me punt this rat into the air!

*Punts Meta into the air*

 

[DRGN Juno]

Hahaha! Good one!

Now help me punt this rat into the air!

*Punts Meta into the air*

Ah, it's like visiting my grandparents.

*Stretches next to the acorn/nut fire*

 

[metatherat]

Hahaha! Good one!
Now help me punt this rat into the air!
*Punts Meta into the air*

Aagh! *flips around in the air, lands on feet, scurries into a crevice* Ha. Rat power. Predator successfully evaded.

 

[Pygmepatl]

Ah, it's like visiting my grandparents.

*Stretches next to the acorn/nut fire*

Oh! I have an idea!

*Makes an acorn/nut firer and finds and puts Meta inside it, throwing him into the sky*

 

[metatherat]

Oh! I have an idea!

*Makes an acorn/nut firer and finds and puts Meta inside it, throwing him into the sky*

*lands, climbs up @DRGN Juno , pats at fur*
Help, draggy. Spilo is being cruel to little me. Send your birds to peck him.
...uh. Don't hurt him too badly. Just hurt him somewhat.

 

[Pygmepatl]

*lands, climbs up @DRGN Juno , pats at fur*

Congratulations!

*Applauds*

 

[WXYZ]

Hi und bye.
*goes off to watch (redacted)*

 

[Pygmepatl]

Hi und bye.
*goes off to watch (redacted)*

Happy [Redacted]!

 

[DRGN Juno]

*lands, climbs up @DRGN Juno , pats at fur*
Help, draggy. Spilo is being cruel to little me. Send your birds to peck him.
...uh. Don't hurt him too badly. Just hurt him somewhat.

The dragon doesn't say anything. You think he's ignoring you until you hear the flapping of wings approaching. A blue and yellow budgie in a familiar flight suit lands next to you. You explain your plight to the birb and point at @Spilogale Pygmaea. You're not entirely sure if the birb understands you, but he starts bobbing his head. He then takes a nap.

 

[metatherat]

Hi und bye.
*goes off to watch (redacted)*

Hi! Bye! Enjoy your (redacted) stories :3

The dragon doesn't say anything. You think he's ignoring you until you hear the flapping of wings approaching. A blue and yellow budgie in a familiar flight suit lands next to you. You explain your plight to the birb and point at @Spilogale Pygmaea. You're not entirely sure if the birb understands you, but he starts bobbing his head. He then takes a nap.

*tilts head* I'm not sure how to communicate with birbs. Hmmm... maybe it wants payment. Since it belongs to a fifty-dollar-bill hoarding, sightseeing service/extortion scheme running dragon.
*pours some seeds out of potion ingredient bottle and tries offering them to the budgie*

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Watches a bird looking at me in the distance and then fly away to take a nap*

 

[Skittles]

DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO. YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD.

*Burns your acorn stash*

Ofcourse not.

I am your mother!! You were hatched from an acorn!!

You are grounded! Now go to your room!! 0,..,0

 

[DRGN Juno]

Hi! Bye! Enjoy your (redacted) stories :3

*tilts head* I'm not sure how to communicate with birbs. Hmmm... maybe it wants payment. Since it belongs to a fifty-dollar-bill hoarding, sightseeing service/extortion scheme running dragon.
*pours some seeds out of potion ingredient bottle and tries offering them to the budgie*

The budgie wakes up at the sound of birb seed. He turns over and begins inspecting the seed, before slowly digging in. Once he's done, he begins preening you for a bit.

Once he's done, he goes back to sleep.

 

[DRGN Juno]

Ofcourse not.

I am your mother!! You were hatched from an acorn!!

You are grounded! Now go to your room!! 0,..,0

You can't make me!

*Rebels*

 

[Skittles]

You can't make me!

*Rebels*

Not the drapes!!!... Again..

 

[Pygmepatl]

*While things happen, hears and looks back to see the same bird inspecting some seeds, then fly away again to nap*

 

[metatherat]

The budgie wakes up at the sound of birb seed. He turns over and begins inspecting the seed, before slowly digging in. Once he's done, he begins preening you for a bit.

Once he's done, he goes back to sleep.

Birb communication is hard. Maybe I should find some anthro birbs instead.
*scurries off to find some anthro birbs*

 

[WXYZ]

Ofcourse not.

I am your mother!! You were hatched from an acorn!!

You are grounded! Now go to your room!! 0,..,0

Queen...!
*lowers head all the way to the floor*

 

[TR273]

Not the drapes!!!... Again..

*Queen Diana offers you a spare palace wing to stay in while the builders are in (again).*

Also does a restart to keep the thread relevent.

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[Pygmepatl]

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[TR273]

*Does a quick post before the 4G fades.*

(Also, praise @Groggy )
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[DRGN Juno]

*Does a quick post before the 4G fades.*

(Also, praise @Groggy )
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Somewhere, from the burning wreckage of @Skittles' castle:

PRAISE @GROGGY

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[Pygmepatl]

@Groggy

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