Predators and Prey

[metatherat]

Just a little, but I am fine.

Good, I am relieved. I thought I might have gone too far. *snuggles slimily*

Can't imagine where they get that from.

It was probably the bird part. I should have just hired a bunch of rats.
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[Pygmepatl]

I guess I should do my own dirty work. *bites you playfully*

Hehehe!

That tickles.

*Bites back*

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[metatherat]

Anyway! For the prey! AAAAAAAHHHHHH
*eats some yogurt* mmm! So non-aggressive! Take that!
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[DRGN Juno]

Good, I am relieved. I thought I might have gone too far. *snuggles slimily*

It was probably the bird part. I should have just hired a bunch of rats.
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Then you clearly don't have enough experience with birbs.

You are suddenly picked up by a parrotlet. He flies out the window and leaves you on a window planter box. At least the flowers smell nice.

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[Pygmepatl]

Come on @DRGN Juno, I want to finish this so I can go back to read and maybe you to sleep.

Let's get rid of this rat!

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[metatherat]

Then you clearly don't have enough experience with birbs.

You are suddenly picked up by a parrotlet. He flies out the window and leaves you on a window planter box. At least the flowers smell nice.

*takes an experimental nibble out of the flowers* Blegh. Why couldn't he leave me on a window yogurt box.
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[DRGN Juno]

Come on @DRGN Juno, I want to finish this so I can go back to read and maybe you to sleep.

Let's get rid of this rat!

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On it!

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[Pygmepatl]

Good, I am relieved. I thought I might have gone too far. *snuggles slimily*

Don't worry.

*Snuggles*

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[DRGN Juno]

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[Pygmepatl]

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[metatherat]

Come on
Let's get rid of this rat!

Good luck! I am remorseless! I am relentless! I am totally doomed!
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[DRGN Juno]

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[Pygmepatl]

On it!

Good!

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[DRGN Juno]

Good!

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VICTORY!!!

 

[Pygmepatl]

PREDATOR VICTORY!!!

 

[metatherat]

VICTORY!!!

*hurls self into a tub of yogurt*
...I decided yogurt is more pleasant than the dust of the earth thing.
*opens mouth, trawls in yogurt*

 

[Pygmepatl]

Thank you all!

*Hugs*

 

[metatherat]

Thank you all!

*Hugs*

*gives a rat fingergun from the tub of yogurt*

 

[DRGN Juno]

*gives a rat fingergun from the tub of yogurt*

*Spices up your yogurt with some celebratory "wine"*

 

[metatherat]

*Spices up your yogurt with some celebratory "wine"*

Uh. Thanks... I think?
*cautiously sips yogurt* Agh! Okay. I'll... dilute it with more yogurt or something. *rat fingerguns*

 

[TR273]

*Wanders back in through a hole in the poor 4G coverage*

*Praises @Groggy again*

*Sends the predators a cheap 'congratulates' card in honour of their victory.*

 

[DRGN Juno]

Uh. Thanks... I think?
*cautiously sips yogurt* Agh! Okay. I'll... dilute it with more yogurt or something. *rat fingerguns*

Here. If that's too much for you, this jet fuel should mellow it out.

*Adds JP-8 to the yogurt*

 

[metatherat]

Here. If that's too much for you, this jet fuel should mellow it out.
*Adds JP-8 to the yogurt*

...maybe I'll just use this batch as a potion base :/

 

[DRGN Juno]

...maybe I'll just use this batch as a potion base :/

Hey, if you won't finish it...

*Takes a spoonful*

 

[metatherat]

Hey, if you won't finish it...
*Takes a spoonful*

Yes, by all means. Eat my potion base. Sheesh, it's not as fun when others scavenge your stuff...
Ah, whatever. I'm going to go raid someone's pantry. Later! *waves, scurries off*