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Predators and Prey

Foxy Emy

Foxy Emy

Polygenic DID System. Life is wild.
Arishipshape said:
Are giant anthro wasps all that bad? Sure, they have a signature method of hurting people, but so do skunks!
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Well... Only if you have an IRL phobia of wasps hornets and bees caused by inadvertently straying too close to a wasp nest while rock climbing.

Getting stung by a wasp is bad. Getting bit and stung by a was simultaneously is worse. Getting bit and stung by a wasp simultaneously while dangling from a rope 300 feet in the air is even worse.

But the worst part is getting chased by wasps for the next 24 hours as the pheromones from the sting make every wasp you come across want to kill you.
 
Arishipshape

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
Emyrelda Seoni said:
Well... Only if you have an IRL phobia of wasps hornets and bees caused by inadvertently straying too close to a wasp nest while rock climbing.

Getting stung by a wasp is bad. Getting bit and stung by a was simultaneously is worse. Getting bit and stung by a wasp simultaneously while dangling from a rope 300 feet in the air is even worse.

But the worst part is getting chased by wasps for the next 24 hours as the pheromones from the sting make every wasp you come across want to kill you.
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*winces*
 
TR273

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
Emyrelda Seoni said:
Well... Only if you have an IRL phobia of wasps hornets and bees caused by inadvertently straying too close to a wasp nest while rock climbing.

Getting stung by a wasp is bad. Getting bit and stung by a was simultaneously is worse. Getting bit and stung by a wasp simultaneously while dangling from a rope 300 feet in the air is even worse.

But the worst part is getting chased by wasps for the next 24 hours as the pheromones from the sting make every wasp you come across want to kill you.
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Ouch!
:eek:
 
TR273

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
Guifrog said:
༼ ⓛ__ⓛ ༽

*stares at bee*
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*The bee stares back*
Bee!.jpg
 
Foxy Emy

Foxy Emy

Polygenic DID System. Life is wild.
Foxy Emy

Foxy Emy

Polygenic DID System. Life is wild.
@Guifrog you are hereby promoted from Hungry Hungry Hat to Hungry Hungry Hero. Sorry @metatherat.
 
Foxy Emy

Foxy Emy

Polygenic DID System. Life is wild.
metatherat said:
My hat! :O
Wait... why couldn't a hat be heroic? Medals and rosettes would be a powerful fashion statement.... hm...
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Because he had to go on a quest! A quest to find a cure to the chronic hiccups that *hic* ail me!
 
Foxy Emy

Foxy Emy

Polygenic DID System. Life is wild.
Guifrog said:
Aww..! Can't I keep both honors? I don't mind playing the "height of fashion" with whoever wears me uwu
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*snickers* Height is right *HIC!* Well... You did save the day so I suppose that is your choice.
 
metatherat

metatherat

Really ratty rat
Emyrelda Seoni said:
Because he had to go on a quest! A quest to find a cure to the chronic hiccups that *hic* ail me!
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No worries, I asked Transformer for help:

How could Emyrelda Seoni's hiccups be cured? Well, the magic can't happen at the bookstores. It doesn't work on the web. Nor can it be captured by a simple telephone call. But—perhaps it's a little less than obvious—it could be done in a courtroom.

In order to resolve this critical common problem, I'm working on the case of Emyrelda Seoni, the 12-year-old Romanian who has been on trial in Toronto for having a hiccup-causing pencil. The little girl, who has endured more than 50 hours of closed-captioning-only hearings, has suffered more than a dozen hiccups in an effort to get her pencil
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There you go. It was the pencil. The pencil did it.
 
TR273

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
metatherat said:
No worries, I asked Transformer for help:

How could Emyrelda Seoni's hiccups be cured? Well, the magic can't happen at the bookstores. It doesn't work on the web. Nor can it be captured by a simple telephone call. But—perhaps it's a little less than obvious—it could be done in a courtroom.

In order to resolve this critical common problem, I'm working on the case of Emyrelda Seoni, the 12-year-old Romanian who has been on trial in Toronto for having a hiccup-causing pencil. The little girl, who has endured more than 50 hours of closed-captioning-only hearings, has suffered more than a dozen hiccups in an effort to get her pencil
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There you go. It was the pencil. The pencil did it.
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Sooooooooooooo
To cure hiccups we need courtroom drama?
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On it!
 
Foxy Emy

Foxy Emy

Polygenic DID System. Life is wild.
metatherat said:
No worries, I asked Transformer for help:

How could Emyrelda Seoni's hiccups be cured? Well, the magic can't happen at the bookstores. It doesn't work on the web. Nor can it be captured by a simple telephone call. But—perhaps it's a little less than obvious—it could be done in a courtroom.

In order to resolve this critical common problem, I'm working on the case of Emyrelda Seoni, the 12-year-old Romanian who has been on trial in Toronto for having a hiccup-causing pencil. The little girl, who has endured more than 50 hours of closed-captioning-only hearings, has suffered more than a dozen hiccups in an effort to get her pencil
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There you go. It was the pencil. The pencil did it.
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TR273 said:
Sooooooooooooo
To cure hiccups we need courtroom drama?
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On it!
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The irony here is that I work at a big law firm IRL. >w<
 
Foxy Emy

Foxy Emy

Polygenic DID System. Life is wild.
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