metatherat
Really ratty rat
Hey, otterpal! Good morning! Don't eat me. :3You do? cool! *staggers in with bleary eyes* mornin' fellow furs :3
*rat fingerguns*

Hey, otterpal! Good morning! Don't eat me. :3You do? cool! *staggers in with bleary eyes* mornin' fellow furs :3
*yawns* Haha I won'. don't have much appetite in the morning anywayHey, otterpal! Good morning! Don't eat me. :3
*rat fingerguns*
Don't eat anything he gives you either, unless you're not particularly attached to your species.. *squints at Meta**yawns* Haha I won'. don't have much appetite in the morning anyway![]()
...well, just... warn me out of fairness if you start to get an appetite later...*yawns* Haha I won'. don't have much appetite in the morning anyway![]()
Sheesh, such suspicion. When have I even transformed someone into something else recently... oh, it was earlier today, actually. Uh. Nevermind :3Don't eat anything he gives you either, unless you're not particularly attached to your species.. *squints at Meta*
Oh, NOW you care about fair play?? So honor and nobility and fairness only matter whenever it's convenient for you?...well, just... warn me out of fairness if you start to get an appetite later...
*stares*Oh, NOW you care about fair play?? So honor and nobility and fairness only matter whenever it's convenient for you?
Say didn't you serve a stint as a rat for a while?Oh, NOW you care about fair play?? So honor and nobility and fairness only matter whenever it's convenient for you?
Yes, he did! Twice! And he was really good at it! He would have made a great rat eventually. *nodnod*Say didn't you serve a stint as a rat for a while?
*opens mouth**stares*
Yeah.
Not my finest hour, but yes. It all started when a fox shoved me off a tower and I was in such pain I forgot to only ever consume liquid from my personal flask... things went downhill from thereSay didn't you serve a stint as a rat for a while?
Ah I see. still a little bitter, eh?*opens mouth*
*closes*
*sighs*
At least you're honest.
Not my finest hour, but yes. It all started when a fox shoved me off a tower and I was in such pain I forgot to only ever consume liquid from my personal flask... things went downhill from there
That's the worst part. I can't decide. When my life was just "slay bad guys, adhere to the code of honor" it was way easier, I can't handle all this internal conflict stuff!Ah I see. still a little bitter, eh?![]()
Yep, that does seem a bit easier.That's the worst part. I can't decide. When my life was just "slay bad guys, adhere to the code of honor" it was way easier, I can't handle all this internal conflict stuff!
Good luck!*peeks in*
Going to go out, to take a peek at some old cherry trees, that are starting to die out, with a view to cutting 3 or 4 of them, and having a local sawmill cut them into 8 foot boards...which would need to dry for about 1 to 2 years...would be a lot of nice wood for woodworking projects; have never cut and dried wood before, but it's tempting...otherwise, the ants and woodpeckers will get them soon enough! Hate to cut them, but they are nearing the end of their life. And cherry is very nice to work with, and pretty.
Will peek back later!
That's the worst part. I can't decide. When my life was just "slay bad guys, adhere to the code of honor" it was way easier, I can't handle all this internal conflict stuff!
Wow, you're keeping busy. By the end of the quarantine, you'll probably have built yourself a new house and landscaped the entire property :3*peeks in*
Going to go out, to take a peek at some old cherry trees, that are starting to die out, with a view to cutting 3 or 4 of them, and having a local sawmill cut them into 8 foot boards...which would need to dry for about 1 to 2 years...would be a lot of nice wood for woodworking projects; have never cut and dried wood before, but it's tempting...otherwise, the ants and woodpeckers will get them soon enough! Hate to cut them, but they are nearing the end of their life. And cherry is very nice to work with, and pretty.
Will peek back later!
Are there any rat gods. It there are, I suggest you focus on pleasing them. They sound wise and handsome and comfortable to sleep in a pile with :3I get it. Life was easier when I was mortal. I used to fight bad guys and deal with confusing politics but now if I even enter the mortal world fully it will unravel the universe and I have to deal with the politics of gods who all want different things and I can't please them all.
If you cut these trees down and don't have them cut into boards, you need to put wax on the ends to keep them from checking while they dry. You can also get boards dried in a kiln if there is one nearby.*peeks in*
Going to go out, to take a peek at some old cherry trees, that are starting to die out, with a view to cutting 3 or 4 of them, and having a local sawmill cut them into 8 foot boards...which would need to dry for about 1 to 2 years...would be a lot of nice wood for woodworking projects; have never cut and dried wood before, but it's tempting...otherwise, the ants and woodpeckers will get them soon enough! Hate to cut them, but they are nearing the end of their life. And cherry is very nice to work with, and pretty.
Will peek back later!
Good luck!This is a touch and go. How is everyone. I had a rush of print jobs come in today. Yay! 100 paperbacks, two small funerals, a very small church program, and some baby shower cards. I've been up for six hours formatting, compressing, and laying out jobs. I normally don't take this long getting jobs together, but one funeral was messsssed up bad, and I had to go do some digital surgery on it. I have to run in a minute to go pick some supplies up and do the finishing work, so I'll probably see you all in about six hours. *hugs*
If you cut these trees down and don't have them cut into boards, you need to put wax on the ends to keep them from checking while they dry. You can also get boards dried in a kiln if there is one nearby.
More zoos for me to destroy. Nice!Also, these woodworking skills and projects might even be useful for my zoos!
*performs an exorcism*A dark silence has fallen over this place. Obviously it has become infested by the quiet demons. we must drive them out!!!
Aha! we'll see if it works...*performs an exorcism*
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