metatherat
Really ratty rat
Aww, thanks :3Morning, Meta!
*Gives you a slimy hug*
*rubs body against your slimy self*
Mm. Moisturizing.

Aww, thanks :3Morning, Meta!
*Gives you a slimy hug*
No, no!
That's just a reference to cute little me, in the beginning! If you read on, the protagonist clearly turns out to be someone else![]()
Good morning, fellowfurs! Wow, the forums have been quiet. Not much has happened here since I went to sleep...
Well, here's Transformer:
Meta the rat yawned cutely, stretching his little frontlegs. It was another furry morning, and the rats had evidently found the light switch. After dicking around at home for a little bit, I went off to work and saw why they were so easy to move around. The afternoon sun had made it cool again, and it was easy for the dusty rats to slip out the window in the morning. In the office we had a lot of rats. I used to use them to produce ashes for candles, but that didn't seem worth it anymore. I thought about using them as toilet paper holders, but then remembered that this would be all well and good.
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The protagonist of this story is an idiot.
Hmm...
Awww!Aww, thanks :3
*rubs body against your slimy self*
Mm. Moisturizing.
No, really! The "I" is clearly some otherfur/human!Hmm...
No, really! The "I" is clearly some otherfur/human!
Look, the beginning is in third person, and then it shifts to first person in the fourth sentence. The narrating protagonist was just describing the cute actions of cute me in the beginning![]()
I, Meta, scarcely seldom do that! :OOr maybe you occasionally talk about yourself in the third person.
Oh, we're not dead?*Quiet around here.*
*Does a restart*
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(And then drives into a 4G blackspot)
JIMMY, NO!*Wakes up*
ZzzzzZ? Oh *slurps ant* G'day
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Good day!*Wakes up*
ZzzzzZ? Oh *slurps ant* G'day
Maybe Jimmy enjoys being voredJIMMY, NO!
Wait a minute...
*revives Jimmy with necromantic scroll*
There, now Jimmy gets another shot at life.
*observes as Jimmy slowly walks towards an anteater*
I-- Ah, whatever. Clearly Jimmy isn't very clever.
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Has the sun appeared there yet, slimy fren?Good day!
Almost there, froggy friend.Has the sun appeared there yet, slimy fren?