Predators and Prey

[metatherat]

*feels profiled*

Well... I guess an obligatory carnivore has little in the way of choice... :/

 

[A Minty cheetah]

Well... I guess an obligatory carnivore has little in the way of choice... :/

But I'm not mean or nasty That's Simo's job.

 

[Pygmepatl]

True! @Simo has to be the meanest and nastiest skunk around. Not a single bit of innocence in him.

Only @Thrashy and me are innocent skunks.

 

[metatherat]

But I'm not mean or nasty That's Simo's job.

@Simo is a hero. He only has the best interests of the prey in mind!
(Also, nice new pfp!)

True! @Simo has to be the meanest and nastiest skunk around. Not a single bit of innocence in him.
Only @Thrashy and me are innocent skunks.

Aha! So you now state openly that not all skunks are innocent! Most, most interesting! *takes notes*

 

[A Minty cheetah]

@Simo is a hero. He only has the best interests of the prey in mind!
(Also, nice new pfp!)

Aha! So you now state openly that not all skunks are innocent! Most, most interesting! *takes notes*

Just the prey. Not everyone. Very selective.
(And thankies! )

 

[A Minty cheetah]

*calls a massive cutie*

 

[Pygmepatl]

@Simo is a hero. He only has the best interests of the prey in mind!

And Predators too! Though he still isn't open about that, at least his fossa friend helps him with that.

Aha! So you now state openly that not all skunks are innocent! Most, most interesting! *takes notes*

@Simo is the only non innocent skunk.

Take note of that.

 

[metatherat]

Just the prey. Not everyone. Very selective.
(And thankies! )

Ah. I'm sure you predators will be happy enough in one of his ticklebug onesie tofu zoos. *waves rat-arm dismissively*

 

[Pygmepatl]

Ah. I'm sure you predators will be happy enough in one of his ticklebug onesie tofu zoos. *waves rat-arm dismissively*

Which aren't real, but just things he says.

 

[Zugai]

*calls a massive cutie*

Calling yourself again?

Also hai everyone

 

[Pygmepatl]

Also hai everyone

Hello!

 

[A Minty cheetah]

Calling yourself again?

Also hai everyone

*pounces and hugs*
Hello, you!!! <3

 

[metatherat]

Calling yourself again?

Also hai everyone

*rat fingerguns*

 

[Pygmepatl]

*puts @Thrashy in a zoo*

Hehe!!!

Only the best interests of the prey.

Hehehe!

 

[Zugai]

*pounces and hugs*
Hello, you!!! <3

<3

*rat fingerguns*

woa, don't want any trouble *puts paws up*

 

[metatherat]

Only the best interests of the prey.

Hehehe!

Well, no system ever works with perfect efficiency...

 

[metatherat]

woa, don't want any trouble *puts paws up*

eeeheehee! *rat-wink*

 

[Pygmepatl]

*catches @TR273, and places him the zoo as well, to keep you company*

Hehehee! a Prey Zoo!

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Hehehe!

@Simo has a Prey Zoo, which I love.

 

[A Minty cheetah]

eeeheehee! *rat-wink*

Watch it......!

 

[metatherat]

Watch it......!View attachment 86280

Oh, don't worry. That wasn't a flirtatious sort of rat-wink, it was just a generic one! *rat-wink*

 

[Pygmepatl]

I think I scared Meta with the truth and sudden realization.

Anyway, good night for real!

Have a nice day or night!

 

[A Minty cheetah]

Oh, don't worry. That wasn't a flirtatious sort of rat-wink, it was just a generic one! *rat-wink*

I'm watching...

 

[metatherat]

I think I scared Meta with the truth and sudden realization.
Anyway, good night for real!
Have a nice day or night!

Uh, I already knew about the prey zoo. It is an acceptable price to pay. *nodnod*
Good night! Or day. :3

 

[Zugai]

hopefully its not a petting zoo, I hear rats bite

 

[metatherat]

hopefully its not a petting zoo, I hear rats bite

That is true. *nods stoically* We are accomplished biters.
...uh, we don't bite without reason, though! Only if we think something is threatening. Or tasty. Or we feel like it.