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Meta won't bite. Unless you ask him to!hopefully its not a petting zoo, I hear rats bite
Predators and Prey
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Zugai
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hmmm, ill play it safe and pet you with a 5-foot stick
*places hands on hips and leans forwards*
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Whaaaaaat?
metatherat
Really ratty rat
*rolls eyes rattily*Whaaaaaat?
Just pet me normally. This assumption that I'm some kind of biting machine is starting to make me want to bite you bot-
I mean, hahaha. There is nothing to fear from cute little innocent tiny happy me :3
A Minty cheetah
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*judges in chee*
metatherat
Really ratty rat
*stands on hindpaws and leans forcedly idly against wall, trying to look innocent*
Zugai
Well-Known Member
don't you what meWhaaaaaat?
if your offering
I mean no bad rat, no teeth. I can see through your innocence
metatherat
Really ratty rat
dude, Minty is right there
Whuwha?! I... have no idea what you're talking about. I'm as innocent as three Adams and Eves before the apple thing.
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Not sure if good or bad thing...
Indeed...wait. Apple? Cider!!!
Zugai
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*puts on fake mustache* he will never know
Not sure if good or bad thing...
Indeed...wait. Apple? Cider!!!
hehe, didn't you know? adam and eve where alcoholics
Bad for both spotted and striped skunks
metatherat
Really ratty rat
And that was fine. There was nothing sinful about it, or anything, back then. A week-long cider binge was just fine.
Not to mention us helpless tiny rats. Why can't people clone rats instead-
Wait. Waittt... why indeed not?! :O
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TR273
Pirate Fox Mom
metatherat
Really ratty rat
Transformer, tell everyone how I put a plan in motion:
Meta the rat had a brilliant idea. Why not clone rats until the whole world was covered by a furry carpet of squeaking rats? The mean predators would have no hope then! After weeks of planning and taxidermy , he crafted a social media ad that would bestow countless status updates on YouTube. It would be posted early and often with a shower of rat-related puns, straight talk about the fetid #dogsnapegasms or the dangerous #YOLOSwag, in lieu of actual content. These sad little rats "put on a show" while exercising their snooty instincts.
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*stalks back into the thread*
Apparently, using social media to drum up support for a rat cloning project isn't enough to make it happen. I swear, nobody in this world has any drive.
*crosses rat-arms petulantly*
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Hello Scotland mouse!!!
TR273
Pirate Fox Mom
A Minty cheetah
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*feels important*Hi there, your Mintyness.
Hope you're well! I've not been around much recently ^^'
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Cute new avatarHello Scotland mouse!!!
@Cosmic-FS is Lord of Texas
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Thankies! It's by Kirra Bunny on Twitter!
TR273
Pirate Fox Mom
A Minty cheetah
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Yeah, I'm good. Been working up until now. Overtime tomorrow then furloughed for three weeks.I'm as well as can be expected
Hope everything is alright with you.
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I made a new thread if anyone is interested
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