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Breyo

Professional Nibbler
Have ya ever thought of being a beaver? :p

They're pretty cute!
Eh, beavers are too... busy. Also, I can swim pretty well, but I'm not amazing at it. Lastly, too many stereotypes about being Canadian (nothing wrong with Canadians, I assure you! It just isn't me, haha)

Maybe all of that stuff comes with being a beaver, though..? I gotta admit, though, people being scared to touch me (both by predators and in terms of hugs) is pretty awesome :D

Edit: Gasp! I'd never be used as a kickball or thrown involuntarily ever again!
 
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Breyo

Professional Nibbler
Oh, don't worry. One of the first things we learn in Canada is how to wrangle a beaver, just after how to ice hockey and just before how to complain about Quebec.
I meant if I were to change into a North American Porcupine for my fursona, not a beaver, silly! Last I checked quills spearing a foot/paw isn't a very pleasant feeling ;)

I don't doubt it about the beavers, though lol
 

DRGN Juno

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA -Sukhoi, 2020
I meant if I were to change into a North American Porcupine for my fursona, not a beaver, silly! Last I checked quills spearing a foot/paw isn't a very pleasant feeling ;)

I don't doubt it about the beavers, though lol

I wouldn't worry about that. It'd be like small arms fire on a tank.

Anyway:

*Picks you up and dropkicks you out the window*

Please change to a porcupine, so I can have fun throwing you into ceilings.

Now that is outside the box thinking.
 

Breyo

Professional Nibbler
Please change to a porcupine, so I can have fun throwing you into ceilings.
Porcupines don't always have their quills at the ready, y'know! They're also really loosely attached. I'd probably just fall, so as long as it's not a high ceiling, it'd probably be fun for both of us XD
 

Breyo

Professional Nibbler
I wouldn't worry about that. It'd be like small arms fire on a tank.

Anyway:

*Picks you up and dropkicks you out the window*



Now that is outside the box thinking.
I'll get @metatherat to douse my quills in "RAT TRANSFORMATION" potion :D
Wait... would you still be able to breath fire if you were transformed? A fire-breathing rat sounds terrifying :eek:

*sighs*
 

Pygmepatl

Spotted Skunk
Porcupines don't always have their quills at the ready, y'know! They're also really loosely attached. I'd probably just fall, so as long as it's not a high ceiling, it'd probably be fun for both of us XD
Exactly!

I would leave a pillow on the ground so you don't get hurt and we have fun! And maybe remove it too.

I'll get @metatherat to douse my quills in "RAT TRANSFORMATION" potion :D
Wait... would you still be able to breath fire if you were transformed? A fire-breathing rat sounds terrifying :eek:

*sighs*
Not before I take them off of you and douse them in @Guifrog's frog poison.
 

Breyo

Professional Nibbler
Exactly!

I would leave a pillow on the ground so you don't get hurt and we have fun! And maybe remove it too.


Not before I take them off of you and douse them in @Guifrog's frog poison.
There ya go! Just don't remove the pillow before I fall from the ceiling lol

Oh goodness, that sounds like a fun (yet trippy) time!
 
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