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Predators and Prey

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
Greetings Predators & Prey!

*consults oracle*

It has been revealed that a bag-pipe playing mouse wearing a kilt, riding about on Nessie shall be King!
 

Foxy Emy

Polygenic DID System. Life is wild.

Guifrog

Blue frog
*sitting on his kingly royal throne* Hey. What's up.
Anyway, I hereby degree that Brexit is annulled. Also, rat transformation is now mandatory for all citizens. Bring me more yogurt.
*Brings a pot for the much loved rat king*
*pushes him into it as he prepares to lick the yogurt*
Indeed it is a nice day for a refreshing bath, my King! :p
 

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
*sitting on his kingly royal throne* Hey. What's up.
Anyway, I hereby degree that Brexit is annulled. Also, rat transformation is now mandatory for all citizens. Bring me more yogurt.
*Eyes the pretender to the throne thoughtfully.*
We must settle this with traditional Scottish dueling!
Tell me, do you know the rules?
 

metatherat

Really ratty rat
*Brings a pot for the much loved rat king*
*pushes him into it as he prepares to lick the yogurt*
Indeed it is a nice day for a refreshing bath, my King! :p
*the guards throw you into the Tower* (I have degreed it should be used again, you see)
*Eyes the pretender to the throne thoughtfully.*
We must settle this with traditional Scottish dueling!
Tell me, do you know the rules?
GUAAAARRDDDSSS!! TAKE HIM AWWAAAY.
*the guards throw you into the Tower*
 

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
*the guards throw you into the Tower* (I have degreed it should be used again, you see)

GUAAAARRDDDSSS!! TAKE HIM AWWAAAY.
*the guards throw you into the Tower*
*Escapes down the secret passageway, flees to France (as is traditional), leaves a whoopee cushion on the throne.*
:D
 

Guifrog

Blue frog
*the guards throw you into the Tower* (I have degreed it should be used again, you see)

GUAAAARRDDDSSS!! TAKE HIM AWWAAAY.
*the guards throw you into the Tower*

*hypnotizes guards with some phrases of "Pastime with Good Company" by Henry VIII out of his musical fingertips, before getting sealed, then gets away from the Tower with a flying rug made of "Taj Mahal" by Jorge Ben Jor*
 
Are birds related to dinosaurs?

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