Predators and Prey

[Endless Annoyance]

In other news, water is wet and the Pope is catholic.

News just in, experts announce the sky is blue.
See, it's your joke, but worse.

 

[Simo]

I hope @Guifrog's team was dealt a devastating defeat, resulting in massive casualties and loss of resources. Territory too. >:v

Nope, his team had a wondrous victory!

And I hear it means that you'll now be subject to being his pet.

 

[Guifrog]

It felt more entertaining than previous matches though
All things considered playing as the prey ain't that bad :v

 

[Endless Annoyance]

Nope, his team had a wondrous victory!

And I hear it means that you'll now be subject to being his pet.

Off your meds again, old man? Seeing things you want to see? Hearing things you want to hear? >:v

 

[VeeStars]

Off your meds again, old man? Seeing things you want to see? Hearing things you want to hear? >:v

Why are you mean? :V

 

[Guifrog]

Why are you mean? :V

Check his username! No need to show mercy on him either!

 

[Endless Annoyance]

Why are you mean? :V

Why are you breathing!?

 

[VeeStars]

Why are you breathing!?

:O
*starts crying*
m-mean....

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

The pleasure is all mine.
ALL MINE! None for you!

 

[Guifrog]

*sigh*
*catches @Endless Annoyance from the shirt, drags to the scene from Resident Evil 3 where the giant mutant frog appears*

 

[Breyo]

:O
*starts crying*
m-mean....

*pats your shoulder*
Hmm... Ooh!
Want some celery or a cup of apple cider, maybe? Would that cheer you up? He asked you "Why are you breathing?!", not "Why are you eating/drinking?!"

The pleasure is all mine.
ALL MINE! None for you!

Could you at least share?

 

[Endless Annoyance]

*sigh*
*catches @Endless Annoyance from the shirt, drags to the scene from Resident Evil 3 where the giant mutant frog appears*

Oh, dear god have mercy!

AAAHHHH NO PLE...

 

[VeeStars]

*pats your shoulder*
Hmm... Ooh!
Want some celery or a cup of apple cider, maybe? Would that cheer you up? He asked you "Why are you breathing?!", not "Why are you eating/drinking?!"

Could you at least share?

Ooh yes please! :3

 

[Simo]

Why are you mean? :V

Huh! We'll have to show @Endless Annoyance what happens to MEAN furries around here!!!

 

[TR273]

Huh! We'll have to show @Endless Annoyance what happens to MEAN furries around here!!!

Are you suggesting we put him in a purple box???

 

[Guifrog]

Oh, dear god have mercy!

AAAHHHH NO PLE...

And if you don't behave yourself next time you'll be featured as a glittery equine character from a very cute, exclusive episode of My Little Pony.

 

[Simo]

Are you suggesting we put him in a purple box???

There's an idea!

 

[Endless Annoyance]

Are you suggesting we put him in a purple box???

And if you don't behave yourself next time you'll be featured as a glittery equine character from a very cute, exclusive episode of My Little Pony.

So many punishments... I'm innocent, i tell ya'! ;_;

 

[Pogo]

So many punishments... I'm innocent, i tell ya'! ;_;

There there.
I know you're innocent. You dont deserve such torment.
*pet pats*

 

[Breyo]

Ooh yes please! :3

I've got plenty to go around, so take whatever amount you want

There there.
I know you're innocent. You dont deserve such torment.
*pet pats*

Careful! He bites! I think. Haven't actually seen him bite before, but I wouldn't put it past him

 

[Endless Annoyance]

There there.
I know you're innocent. You dont deserve such torment.
*pet pats*

At least cat friend understands...
Kinda ironic, since my pet cat is such a jerk. ;_;

 

[Guifrog]

I've got plenty to go around, so take whatever amount you want

Careful! He bites! I think. Haven't actually seen him bite before, but I wouldn't put it past him

Oh, he did bite me... and it wasn't the prettiest thing
My finger is doing well though

 

[Pogo]

I've got plenty to go around, so take whatever amount you want

Careful! He bites! I think. Haven't actually seen him bite before, but I wouldn't put it past him

Right you are. He bites.

There's an idea!

What about a tutu? :3

 

[Breyo]

Oh, he did bite me... and it wasn't the prettiest thing
My finger is doing well though

Oh, so that's why he was swatting at non-existent flies and licking the grass earlier! I think the bite messed him up more than you, but I'm glad you both are ok

 

[Endless Annoyance]

Oh, so that's why he was swatting at non-existent flies and licking the grass earlier! I think the bite messed him up more than you, but I'm glad you both are ok

Huh, so there weren't tiny flying gui-insects everywhere, laughing at me? And the floor wasn't made of ice cream? Man, I gotta stop biting weird frogs...