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Predators and Prey

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
uhh no...
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Sure!

Here's your bonus:

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OK, now WASH every last dish!

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Jackpot Raccuki

Vibing Raccuki

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
*bosses @Smexy Likeok4™ to scrub the floors, wash the windows AND take out the trash* :p

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Jackpot Raccuki

Vibing Raccuki
*bosses @Smexy Likeok4™ to scrub the floors, wash the windows AND take out the trash* :p

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Oh okay, I'll take out the trash!
*Picks up @Simo and drops him in a rift that then drops him in a dumpster, as he slams the lid shut*
Man, I tell you, those prey really do know when to clean up.

-1

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Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
Oh okay, I'll take out the trash!
*Picks up @Simo and drops him in a rift that then drops him in a dumpster, as he slams the lid shut*
Man, I tell you, those prey really do know when to clean up.

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*brushes his fur off*

Very funny, Mr. Wise Guy! I guess I did kind of walk into that one...

OK...now...let's get the laundry done and folded, next!

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TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
Oh okay, I'll take out the trash!
*Picks up @Simo and drops him in a rift that then drops him in a dumpster, as he slams the lid shut*
Man, I tell you, those prey really do know when to clean up.

-1

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*Notes this, Rescues @Simo from the rift, only gives @Smexy Likeok4™ two stars out of five.*
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Jackpot Raccuki

Vibing Raccuki
*brushes his fur off*

Very funny, Mr. Wise Guy! I guess I did kind of walk into that one...

OK...now...let's get the laundry done and folded, next!

+1

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Laundry?
Oh right, that involves washing.
*smiles, pulling out an umbrella as a massive flood of water comes from a rift above and wets @Simo completely*
Oh how goodness, you look so clean!

@TR273
Two stars? Oh my, you're so kind. I usually prefer galaxys but that'll work.

-1

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Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
Laundry?
Oh right, that involves washing.
*smiles, pulling out an umbrella as a massive flood of water comes from a rift above and wets @Simo completely*
Oh how goodness, you look so clean!

@TR273
Two stars? Oh my, you're so kind. I usually prefer galaxys but that'll work.

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*takes the umbrella and shakes myself dry like a dog, getting @Smexy Likeok4™ all wet*


Alright, time for you to fetch my pipe and slippers; run along like a Good boy, there!

+1

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Jackpot Raccuki

Vibing Raccuki
*takes the umbrella and shakes myself dry like a dog, getting @Smexy Likeok4™ all wet*


Alright, time for you to fetch my pipe and slippers; run along like a Good boy, there!

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*He'd grab another umbrella to cover himself, getting some on him, but blocking most of water*
I refuse the pipe part, smoking is bad, @Simo
*he'd reach into the rift and pulls out fox slippers and hands them to him*
I know how much you adore the BAD fox brand, so I got them for you.

Also if you're going to call me a good boy, you're legally required to pet me.

-1

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Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
*He'd grab another umbrella to cover himself, getting some on him, but blocking most of water*
I refuse the pipe part, smoking is bad, @Simo
*he'd reach into the rift and pulls out fox slippers and hands them to him*
I know how much you adore the BAD fox brand, so I got them for you.

Also if you're going to call me a good boy, you're legally required to pet me.

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Alright, I'll forgo the pipe!

All this bossong is hard work, I think I'll take a break from it...thanks for the BAD FOX brand slippers...

*pets*

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Jackpot Raccuki

Vibing Raccuki
Alright, I'll forgo the pipe!

All this bossong is hard work, I think I'll take a break from it...thanks for the BAD FOX brand slippers...

*pets*

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*Happily wags his tail, enjoying the petting*
That's usually why I prefer to sometimes take the backseat.
Plus most of the time when I get sent out I can pretend to do the job, but also do my own stuff...
After all, even I have some darker motive. >w>

*crosses out Atlantis from his checklist*

-1

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Tyno

Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam
*Happily wags his tail, enjoying the petting*
That's usually why I prefer to sometimes take the backseat.
Plus most of the time when I get sent out I can pretend to do the job, but also do my own stuff...
After all, even I have some darker motive. >w>

*crosses out Atlantis from his checklist*

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Hmm... Well I guess that's none of my business.
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