Predators and Prey

[Keefur]

A predator's poem: (Paraphrased and I don't remember the original author)

I love to eat those skunklets,
Skunklets is what I love to eat.
I bite their tiny heads off,
And nibble on their tiny feet.

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[Simo]

Another poem!

I love to spank bad cats,
Sabertooth or tame;
A skunk will make eithers rump
Redden just the same.

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[Keefur]

I love to spank those skunks
What is that? You say?
First I use the chloroform
So I won't catch the spray.

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[Simo]

*sneaks in while the cat's away*

Now what was that saying?

Oh, yes...

"While the cat's away,
The mice will play!"

Wonder what @TR273 is up to? : P

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[Jackpot Raccuki]

The world is spinning.
And I awaken.

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[TR273]

*sneaks in while the cat's away*

Now what was that saying?

Oh, yes...

"While the cat's away,
The mice will play!"

Wonder what @TR273 is up to? : P

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Getting up far too early on a Saturday to go to work...
*Makes a mug of tea.*
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[Ravofox]

*spits out bananas*

More poems!

Preds usually go downhill
when Ravo is away
But this time he put me in charge
To catch them pesky prey

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[Simo]

Getting up far too early on a Saturday to go to work...
*Makes a mug of tea.*
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Working? But the cat's away! Mice are supposed to be playing!!!

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[TR273]

Working? But the cat's away! Mice are supposed to be playing!!!

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I've got hundreds of skunkletts to feed...
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[Ravofox]

I've got hundreds of skunkletts to feed...
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I'll help ya then!
*grabs one, drooling*

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[TR273]

I'll help ya then!
*grabs one, drooling*

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[Ravofox]

*looks into its eyes*

awwww, you're too cute, I can't eat you!

*sets it down and brushes its fur*

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[Jackpot Raccuki]

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[TR273]

*looks into its eyes*

awwww, you're too cute, I can't eat you!

*sets it down and brushes its fur*

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Look instead of the skunkletts, here comes Kim Jong Un.
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[Keefur]

I have jobs coming in early this morning... so I'm up and grumpy.

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[TR273]

*Makes @Keefur a soothing mug of hot chocolate.*
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[Tyno]

Kfc
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[Ravofox]

Kfc
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*eats the bones!*

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[Tyno]

*eats the bones!*

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You're not a hyena!
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[TR273]

*Also goes to KFC, has the salad option.*
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[Jackpot Raccuki]

*Also goes to KFC, has the salad option.*
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Silly mouse, don't you know?
EVERYTHING at KFC is made out of chicken.
Even the salad!
Even the Chips!

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[TR273]

Silly mouse, don't you know?
EVERYTHING at KFC is made out of chicken.
Even the salad!
Even the Chips!

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Ignorance is bliss...
I still score a point.
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[Jackpot Raccuki]

Ignorance is bliss...
I still score a point.
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Yeah, but the moment you actually eat that "salad" you lose a point for becoming a predator.

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[TR273]

Yeah, but the moment you actually eat that "salad" you lose a point for becoming a predator.

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Did I forget to mention the 'KFC' I was at was their new venture 'Kentucky Fried Cabbage'
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[Simo]

*sends health inspectors to investigate all Burger Fox locations*

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