Captain TrashPanda
A broke college racc
*busts out a gallon of sweet tea* HAIL THE SOUTHTrust me, after drinking 10 liters of tea, you will ;^p
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*busts out a gallon of sweet tea* HAIL THE SOUTHTrust me, after drinking 10 liters of tea, you will ;^p
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Now that's just nasty*replaces all the tea with gravy*
mmmmmm
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*Replaces the gravy with 'Go-LaX'**replaces all the tea with gravy*
mmmmmm
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*Replaces the gravy with 'Go-LaX'*
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*Combats potion with...You monster!!
*Replaces the tea with a knockout potion*
Sweet dreams!
*raids the coop*
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*Combats potion with...
Coffee....
*Shudders**
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*Detonates the fake chicken containing the pink dye pack, takes many pictures, posts them to the internets.*Coffee? Thanks!!!
*Drinks some, speeding up the chicken stealing process*
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*steals the chicken back*
You can't beat me. I've been stealing stuff since I was born!
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*Detonates the fake chicken containing the pink dye pack, takes many pictures, posts them to the internets.*
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*'Accidentally' corrupts all copies of that song in the known universe.*Yeah...trash bags!! XD
*Cough cough* I think you realize this means war!
Hmmmm, a pink fox...
*Puts on a crown*
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*Cough cough* I think you realize this means war!
Hmmmm, a pink fox...
*Puts on a crown*
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Calls Kathleen to 'deal' with you...*Calls Lt Vixen to spy on you two!*
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*throws a pie at the lieutenant**Calls Lt Vixen to spy on you two!*
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Good idea.*throws a pie at the lieutenant*
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*throws a blueberry pie*Good idea.
FOOD FIGHT!
*Slings a banana pie.*
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