Predators and Prey

[Simo]

*offers everyfur some good 'ol moonshine*

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[TR273]

*offers everyfur some good 'ol moonshine*

+1

-2

Perfect!
*Uses to refuel my car and drives home.*
+1

-1

 

[Croc and Roll]

No thanks, I'll just have some Gatorade.

-1

-2

 

[Keefur]

-1

-3

 

[Godzilla]

-1

-4

 

[Keefur]

*Cooks some popcorn mice*

-1

-5

 

[TR273]

*Has my morning mug of tea.*

+1

-4

 

[Sarachaga]

Ew.

Have some broccoli instead of the popcorn!

+1

-3

 

[TR273]

*Is still in Zombie mode...*
+1

-2

 

[Sarachaga]

*Is still in Zombie mode...*
+1

-2

*throws bucket of water*
+1

-1

Better?

 

[Godzilla]

-1

-2

 

[Sarachaga]

+1

-1

Not today predators. Not today.

 

[TR273]

*throws bucket of water*
+1

-1

Better?

Meh, more awake now.
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0

 

[Ravofox]

Meh, more awake now.
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0

*Runs so fast to KFC that it creates a wake vortex which flings you a mile*

*breaks down and has some KFC after seeing this vintage advert*

-1

-2

Oooh, and it was Aussie!!!

-1

-1

 

[Simo]

*adds Vegetol™ to the KFC, making all foxes who eat any have an insatiable craving for all manners of vegetables*

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0.

 

[Ravofox]

Mmm, that was nice chicken...but...now I really want some coriander.

*changes name of BAD FOX to GOOD FOX, and elects @Simo as co-director*

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1

 

[TR273]

*Runs so fast to KFC that it creates a wake vortex which flings you a mile*

*Lands in a corn field.*

I am okay with this.

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2

 

[Ravofox]

*Lands in a corn field.*

I am okay with this.

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2

*Hands mouse some maize*

me too, friend!

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3

 

[Simo]

*notes the appearance of a new chain called Sizzlin' Skunk featuring BBQ Sabertooth ribs*

Yum!

*orders a platter*

-1

2

 

[TR273]

*notes the appearance of a new chain called Sizzlin' Skunk featuring BBQ Sabertooth ribs*

Yum!

*orders a platter*

-1

2

*Eyes suspiciously.*
*Nibbles grain*
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3

 

[Simo]

Come on down to Sizzlin' Skunk for our $9.99 Sabertooth Steak special! 100% organic free range Saber tooth.

*orders one medium rare*

-1

2

 

[Ravofox]

Come on down to Sizzlin' Skunk for our $9.99 Sabertooth Steak special! 100% organic free range Saber tooth.

*orders one medium rare*

-1

2

Sabretooths are a critically endangered species sir, you are under arrest and on an all vegie diet!!

*Takes ya to the slammer*

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3

 

[TR273]

Sabretooths are a critically endangered species sir, you are under arrest and on an all vegie diet!!

*Takes ya to the slammer*

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3

*Contacts Officer Kathleen*
(Just in case)

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4

 

[Ravofox]

*Contacts Officer Kathleen*
(Just in case)
View attachment 59264
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4

Yes Kathleen, make sure this skunk reverts back to his true diet!

*eating celery stalk*

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5

 

[TR273]

*Makes some key-lime pie while we wait*
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6