Predators and Prey

[Keefur]

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[TR273]

Chocolate is the answer if chocolate isn't the answer you're asking the wrong question.
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[Ravofox]

Chocolate is the answer if chocolate isn't the answer you're asking the wrong question.
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*Snifs* your hair looks like chocolate!

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[Izzy4895]

WHAT?! This is a trafursty!!!

*Uses cunning skills to buy off the foxecutives so that they'll soften their stance*

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Good job. It looks like the planned expansion has been completed.

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[Simo]

*opens a chain of Savings Skunk™ Supermarkets across the street from all Vulpine Value™ Supermarkets, offering discounts of 20-50% over BAD FOX*

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[TR273]

*In disguise at the next board meeting, stuffs the ballot box in favour of BAD FOX FOODS going for a full green bean based product line.*
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[Izzy4895]

That deal stinks.

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[TR273]

That deal stinks.

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*Sprays some air freshener*
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[Izzy4895]

*In disguise at the next board meeting, stuffs the ballot box in favour of BAD FOX FOODS going for a full green bean based product line.*
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*A scandal erupts,as the act of stuffing the ballot box was filmed on a smartphone and released.*

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[Simo]

*hires a legal team*

*teams up to open a chain of Mouse-Mart™ stores, to compete with BAD FOX*

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[TR273]

*A scandal erupts,as the act of stuffing the ballot box was filmed on a smartphone and released.*

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I'm not worried, as an executive I am above prosecution, I'll simply be fired, given $20 million and an island in the Caribbean.
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[Izzy4895]

I'm not worried, as an executive I am above prosecution, I'll simply be fired, given $20 million and an island in the Caribbean.
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Under the rules Simo had the board pass, spanking is part of the punishment.

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[TR273]

Under the rules Simo had the board pass, spanking is part of the punishment.

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... But I still get my island, right?
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[Izzy4895]

... But I still get my island, right?
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No. You get sent to the SimoSpank facility, which happens to be on an island.

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[Simo]

No. You get sent to the SimoSpank facility, which happens to be on an island.

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@TR273 Sorry there! Rules and such being as they are, it's the best that could be arranged!

But don't worry; I'll work to expand Savings-Skunk and Mouse-Mart while you're...busy, and BAD FOX will have some serious competition!

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[TR273]

*Returns from being 'busy' determined to wreak my revenge. Starts by undermining 'BAD FOX', literally.*
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[Keefur]

*Munches a burger*
Wassup?!

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[Simo]

*calls the health inspector who immediately shuts down all Cost Cutter Cat™ Supermarkets*

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[TR273]

*Lobbies the Government to increase tariffs on all meat products.*
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[Simo]

*Looks at a headline in the NYT: "US Passes 7% Meat Tax"

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[Croc and Roll]

Bold of you to assume I buy my meat.

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[Simo]

Bold of you to assume I buy my meat.

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*tosses you a few avocados*

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[Ravofox]

I'm taking the advice of my good friend @TR273, and eating the elephant

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[TR273]

I'm taking the advice of my good friend @TR273, and eating the elephant

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Just don't forget the other part of the advice...

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[Izzy4895]

*Notices increased sales of BAD FOX products.*

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