Predators and Prey

[Ravofox]

Never! You'll turn all the Savings Skunk stores into Vulpine Value stores!!!!

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What's wrong with that? At least they won't smell skunky

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[Simo]

What's wrong with that? At least they won't smell skunky

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Savings Skunk stores are 100% sanitary, and fresh!

*notes an odd foxy odor, coming from a Vulpine Value store*

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[Keefur]

Skunky skunks smell skunky.

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[Simo]

Skunky skunks smell skunky.

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Eh, quiet and clean your catbox!

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[Keefur]

Hmmm... clean my catbox. I knew skunks were good for something.

*Uses @Simo to clean the catbox*

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[Simo]

Hissssssssssssssssssss!

*Takes a long bath, then lifts tail, and sprays the cat thoroughly*

Ha!

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[Keefur]

Hissssssssssssssssssss!

*Takes a long bath, then lifts tail, and sprays the cat thoroughly*

Ha!

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Oh... I am so glad I had you descented at the vets.

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[Simo]

Oh... I am so glad I had you descented at the vets.

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And I'm so glad you confused me with another skunk!

*Sprays in the face, knocking you out, and takes to the vet, to have declawed*

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[Keefur]

And I'm so glad you confused me with another skunk!

*Sprays in the face, knocking you out, and takes to the vet, to have declawed*

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*Glad you finally took that old lion rug out of the house and had the claws removed* You've sprayed me so many time, I'm immune.

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[Ravofox]

*Glad you finally took that old lion rug out of the house and had the claws removed* You've sprayed me so many time, I'm immune.

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*puts on a gasmask* not to me you ain't! Go get yourself cleaned up and bring some meat!

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[Keefur]

*Drags in a Mammoth* Ribs anyone?

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[Simo]

*puts on a gasmask* not to me you ain't! Go get yourself cleaned up and bring some meat!

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*attaches a hose to gas-mask, leading to a jar of 10X concentrated skunk spray*

Also, I can't understand a word you're saying, with that on!

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[Keefur]

*attaches a hose to gas-mask, leading to a jar of 10X concentrated skunk spray*

Also, I can't understand a word you're saying, with that on!

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He said that you are an obligitory odiferous offense to the olifactory senses.

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[Ravofox]

*attaches a hose to gas-mask, leading to a jar of 10X concentrated skunk spray*

Also, I can't understand a word you're saying, with that on!

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*Fires a canister of fox perfume at the skunk, before passing out*

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[A Minty cheetah]

I go to bed for six hours, come back and it stinks in here!
*opens window*

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[TR273]

What the Smeg is that smell?
We'll have to do something about this...

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[Simo]

*Enlists Sir David Attenborough to do a documentary, in which all predators are spanked*

"And here we see the fox, thinking they are clever. But the skunk sneaks up, and with a quick paw......spanks! Ah, the wonders of the animal kingdom"

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[TR273]

*puts on a wig and Voltage Vixens uniform*

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*Drawing hand flexes in a threatening manner.*
Why do you tempt me so?
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[A Minty cheetah]

What the Smeg is that smell?
We'll have to do something about this...
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Do I detect a Red Dwarf fan? I'm still going to have to do this:

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[TR273]

Do I detect a Red Dwarf fan? I'm still going to have to do this:

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You do indeed detect a Red Dwarf fan.
And I'm going to have to do this....

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[A Minty cheetah]

Despite you having impeccable taste in sitcoms, I can't hold back: there's a minus 1 approaching rather swiftly...

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[TR273]

*Looks left, looks right*
*Makes you look like Helen Shepiro*
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[A Minty cheetah]

When I finish this can of drink, I will be -7up!
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[Keefur]

I have the ultimate aregument for predators... BACON!

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[Guifrog]

I have fish. But fresh water fish only!

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