ssaannttoo
Joy Boi
*turn around* Hmm *scratches head* that wasn't what i heard, it sounded like somebody said "that was close"
Predators and Prey
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Ruki-the-Zorua
Guest
Your....uhh....hearing things....
ssaannttoo
Joy Boi
*looks at the tree scrutinizingly* Oh, no NO. The witch has gotten to you too once o'mighty tree. you are but corruptible like any mortal! No one is safe from his touch!
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Ruki-the-Zorua
Guest
*Sweats nervously again, looking around* Uhh...w-well.....ooh, what's that I hear? Free real estate?
ssaannttoo
Joy Boi
FREE REAL ESTATE!! I love free real estate!
Arishipshape
TFed Ex-Knight
I’m honored to finally be included in one of Meta’s transformer shenanigans! Though I don’t approve of my language and conduct in this strictly hypothetical scenario.Transformer, GO.
Arishipshape the knight asked Gui the frog if he could maybe lick Juno the dragon, so Juno would hallucinate that Arishipshape was not there and he could make his crippled escape. Gui asked to be called "Ochaco" in order to honor his ancestors and he also said to not make fun of his name. Arishipshape said that Ochaco was also his name. Gui was not amused and said that Ochaco was not a good name for a knight. He also said that Arishipshape was a poor fighter and a very stupid guy. Arishipshape asked Gui to please stop being a retard. Gui refused and said that Arishipshape was a fool, and that he should go.
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Now now. Be nice
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Ruki-the-Zorua
Guest
*Sighs* Real Estate, the thing that makes most happy! *Flies to a different tree*
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Ruki-the-Zorua
Guest
Indeed, but what shall you do?
Arishipshape
TFed Ex-Knight
About what?
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Joy Boi
*goes off in search of free real estate, but will this treasure ever be found? Unlikely for it is something so special, so unique that mortals will never be able to achieve it. Bliss*
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Ruki-the-Zorua
Guest
About this profane setting transformer has put you in.
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Ruki-the-Zorua
Guest
*Sighs a little* I honestly didn't know real estate was that good. I don't even own a house!
Arishipshape
TFed Ex-Knight
Oh, I consider that strictly non-canon. Nothing to fear.
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Ruki-the-Zorua
Guest
Ah good, so that won't stain your knightly honor, Phew!
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Joy Boi
Real estate, it gives power to man (and women, and people who don't identify with either) but free real estate. *leans in closer* Now that... that is the nectar of the gods
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Ruki-the-Zorua
Guest
Hm.....true. True! I suppose that's right after all.
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Joy Boi
*after trying and failing to find the free real estate. I go back to the magic tree* oh magic tree I have fail *a tear rolls down my cheek* I HAVE FAILED... I couldn't find it
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Ruki-the-Zorua
Guest
*Looks down from the tree* Uhh.....one thing stood in the way...corporate business....
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Joy Boi
*weeps* the bureaucrats! T-they did this *sniffles*
Guifrog
Blue frog
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Ruki-the-Zorua
Guest
Tough rocks, pal, you're still taking one thing from Ochaco
Dang
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Ruki-the-Zorua
Guest
*Nods* Yep! They did this!
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Joy Boi
*continues to weep* But why? why? Why
Arishipshape
TFed Ex-Knight
Aww, damn it! You got the hat dirty! Eh, at least you didn’t touch me yourself.Tough rocks, pal, you're still taking one thing from Ochaco
*licks lips, leaving a little patch of non-pied face*
Solid. Needs a little less sugar though.
*jumps in nearby river to clean pie off face*
