Predators and Prey

[Ravofox]

Eh! What's up Doc?
*Prepairs Armageddon class bunny based mischief*
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O-oh!!!

*Calls in my mate Taz*



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[TR273]

O-oh!!!

*Calls in my mate Taz*



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*Sets him spinning then gently wafts him towards the horizon.*
(Because cartoons)

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[Ravofox]

*Sets him spinning then gently wafts him towards the horizon.*
(Because cartoons)

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Grrrrrrrr!!!!

*Paints a mousetrap (which will actually work, because cartoons)

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[Sarachaga]

*Eats the trap*

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[Ravofox]

*Eats the trap*

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HA!! It had meat disguised as cheese as bait!!!!

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[TR273]

Grrrrrrrr!!!!

*Paints a mousetrap (which will actually work, because cartoons)

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(But it won't, I'm a Rabbit remember)
*Drops a 10ton ACME weight on you, which will cause no lasting harm, but will necessitate a bike pump to get you back into shape.*
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[Ravofox]

(But it won't, I'm a Rabbit remember)
*Drops a 10ton ACME weight on you, which will cause no lasting harm, but will necessitate a bike pump to get you back into shape.*
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YELP!!

I really need some support from my fellow preds here!

*After pumping myself back to normal, I get some new ink, and throw it at you. I giggle as you grow two pointy ears, sharp canine teeth, a busy tail and an orange-red coat.*

Oh wow, looks like you're a fox now!

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[A Minty cheetah]

So this isn't at all chaotic.
*pulls out umbrella to defend against ink and anvils*
Because cartoon!
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[Zenkiki]

Puffs out chest and roars across all the land. "Mew"

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But scary kitty can be bested
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[A Minty cheetah]

Cheetahs aren't really scary either, and we aren't known for our roaring abilities. Still claiming my
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[TR273]

Oh wow, looks like you're a fox now!

And what a fox…

I feel Absolutely Fabulous Daaarling.
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[A Minty cheetah]

If you're a fox now, shouldn't that have been a minus?
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[Tyno]

If you're a fox now, shouldn't that have been a minus?
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Some foxes like to be prey :V

 

[Simo]

Us skunks are actually omnivores, but I typically help out the poor, innocent prey...though, sometimes, I'll eat things a skunk actually does in the wild!

*digs up a nest of wasps, and has a feast*

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(yep, skunks can eat yellowjackets, bees and wasps : ) )

 

[TR273]

If you're a fox now, shouldn't that have been a minus?
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Omnivore.
*Has a small salad.*
(Well, I’ve got to watch my figure.)
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[Tyno]

Us skunks are actually omnivores, but I typically help out the poor, innocent prey...though, sometimes, I'll eat things a skunk actually does in the wild!

*digs up a nest of wasps, and has a feast*

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(yep, skunks can eat yellowjackets, bees and wasps : ) )

does that mean you like jazz?
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[Simo]

does that mean you like jazz?
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Not sure how it's connected, but yep, Jazz is one kind of music I like, stuff like Miles Davis, John Coltrane, Charles Mingus, Charlie Parker, &c, &c.....

*puts on a beret, and has a glass of wine, in a smoky Jazz club, in early 1960's Manhattan*

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[A Minty cheetah]

Us skunks are actually omnivores, but I typically help out the poor, innocent prey...though, sometimes, I'll eat things a skunk actually does in the wild!

*digs up a nest of wasps, and has a feast*

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(yep, skunks can eat yellowjackets, bees and wasps : ) )

You learn something new every day! Eating wasps is awesome!

Omnivore.
*Has a small salad.*
(Well, I’ve got to watch my figure.)
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Meat can be healthy too - when it can move as fast as a car, it tends to be extra lean!
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[TR273]

*Has a salad, and then has a sneaky square of chocolate for afters.*

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[A Minty cheetah]

What kind of chocolate are we talking here?

@Simo : I think the jazz comment was a Bee Movie reference.
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[Godzilla]

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E A T E V E R Y O N E

 

[TR273]

What kind of chocolate are we talking here?

@Simo : I think the jazz comment was a Bee Movie reference.
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Milk chocolate...
Shhhh.

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[A Minty cheetah]

A nice handful of After Eights will do for me.
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[TR273]

A nice handful of After Eights will do for me.
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Which 8 are you supposed to eat them after am or pm?
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[Ravofox]

@TacomaTheDeer, you're in trouble!

www.google.com.au: Man dies after being gored by pet deer on property, woman seriously injured

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