Predators and Prey

[Ravofox]

1) Nothing. And if something did happen, I regret nothing.

2) What happened to swolefox?

*Sigh*

1. Hmmm, this warrants some investigation...
2. I'll tell ya what...lockdown XD

Morning, fluffbutts! Slept late tonight. Was watching a video game stream of a furiend last night :3

And now here is... a dangerous rat!
*proud ratty pose*
*tiny cute squeak*
Hi, foxpal! Glad to see you back... in the sense of both species and location

Hellobye, you essential person! Deliver the insulin to the wee children! And the stacks of mail order catalogues to the medium-sized housewives! :3

Um... hehehe. *fidgets*
Might I suggest an alternative course of action where you try to bribe me with yogurt to turn pred instead? It... might work! Some day! I mean, who knows?

G'day Meta!
*supresses a chuckle at the 'dangerous' rat pose*
Hehe, thankies!! Great to see ya too!

Stop evading rat-clings, you two! Instead, start evading the lack of rat-clings! :I
...
*lunges to rat-cling*

phew, I seem to have avoided the dreaded rat-cling

 

[metatherat]

G'day Meta!
*supresses a chuckle at the 'dangerous' rat pose*
Hehe, thankies!! Great to see ya too!
phew, I seem to have avoided the dreaded rat-cling

:3
....*LUNGES INTO A RAT-CLING*

 

[DRGN Juno]

:3
....*LUNGES INTO A RAT-CLING*

*Bats you out the window*

 

[metatherat]

*Bats you out the window*

Oowow... owowow... *pulls self shakily onto feet*
*drinks MINOR WEAK HEALING POTION [poor]*
*heals 2-3 hp, maxing out HP*
Ahh! *ratty pose of power*

 

[DRGN Juno]

Oowow... owowow... *pulls self shakily onto feet*
*drinks MINOR WEAK HEALING POTION [poor]*
*heals 2-3 hp, maxing out HP*
Ahh! *ratty pose of power*

D'aww

*Frames you in your ratty power pose*

*Gives you a gold star*

*Sarcastic applause*

 

[metatherat]

D'aww
*Frames you in your ratty power pose*
*Gives you a gold star*
*Sarcastic applause*

*places the gold star and framed picture of self in the rat power pose on the wall*
*stands on hindlegs, admiring them proudly*
Thank you, thank you!
*proud rat trot*

 

[DRGN Juno]

*places the gold star and framed picture of self in the rat power pose on the wall*
*stands on hindlegs, admiring them proudly*
Thank you, thank you!
*proud rat trot*

But...you don't believe in property ownership.

*Repossesses your frame and gold star*

*Patches up the wall*

 

[Ravofox]

But...you don't believe in property ownership.

*Repossesses your frame and gold star*

*Patches up the wall*

huh, is @metatherat one of @Thrashy's minons

 

[metatherat]

But...you don't believe in property ownership.
*Repossesses your frame and gold star*
*Patches up the wall*

*eyes gleam with delight*
Aah! You are starting to get it! I mean, having the stuff for a bit was nice, but it's also nice to be free of any trappings of property. We'll make a rat of you yet!
*stands on hindlegs and leans slightly forward, forelegs extended as if to hug the air*
Aaahh.... freedom.... it feels so so good.... *dreamy look*

huh, is @metatherat one of @Thrashy's minons

No! I am my own minion and master! I bow to no other fur! Unless it gets me something for little effort.
I do need others for closeness and snuggles, though! Here, let me show you.
*leaps up on your snout, clings to your face*

 

[DRGN Juno]

*eyes gleam with delight*
Aah! You are starting to get it! I mean, having the stuff for a bit was nice, but it's also nice to be free of any trappings of property. We'll make a rat of you yet!
*stands on hindlegs and leans slightly forward, forelegs extended as if to hug the air*
Aaahh.... freedom.... it feels so so good.... *dreamy look*

*Smashes the frame over your head*

 

[metatherat]

*Smashes the frame over your head*

*collapses into a limp pile, leg twitching*

 

[DRGN Juno]

*collapses into a limp pile, leg twitching*

Hmm...

*Looks at the MINOR HEALING POTION on the floor*

*Shrugs*

*Launches the unconscious (probably) rat out the window and goes to bed*

 

[Arishipshape]

Hmm...

*Looks at the MINOR HEALING POTION on the floor*

*Shrugs*

*Launches the unconscious (probably) rat out the window and goes to bed*

I’m conflicted. On the one hand, as a Knight, I’m supposed to condemn pointless violence. On the other, this is Meta we’re talking about. On the other other, this is DGRN Juno we’re talking about. On the other other other, if he’s beating the tar out of Meta, he’s not consuming my remaining leg.

 

[metatherat]

Hmm...
*Looks at the MINOR HEALING POTION on the floor*
*Shrugs*
*Launches the unconscious (probably) rat out the window and goes to bed*

*would wish you good night, but is indeed unconscious*

 

[TR273]

MOM FOX!!! *swings and misses, falling into the pile XD*

*Accidentally scans you, delivers you to @Simo *

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Intercepts the delivery through teleportation rays and swaps out a plushie*

 

[Ravofox]

*Accidentally scans you, delivers you to @Simo *

Aaaaaagh, no please!!!!

I'm from Victoria!! Everyone knows we're virus contaminated at the moment!!!

*Intercepts the delivery through teleportation rays and swaps out a plushie*

Ah, that works too! And i think @Simo would love a ravo plushie just as much as the real thing, you make them so cute spilo!
ok, now carry me to the post office!!

 

[TR273]

*Intercepts the delivery through teleportation rays and swaps out a plushie*

*The teleportation ray glitches (because if it doesn't there is no story) swapping @Ravofox and Donald Trump. So Ravo is now POTUS and you have a confused orange man standing next to you.*

 

[Pygmepatl]

Well, at least this can be good!

*Sends him to a remote island*

You are welcome everyone!

 

[Stray Cat Terry]

1) Nothing. And if something did happen, I regret nothing.

2) What happened to swolefox?

*Sigh*

I recall there's actually a fighting game featuring those meme animals... On Steam!

 

[Pygmepatl]

Now I wonder where Ravo ended.

Hey @TR273, catch him before he reaches anyone and infects everyone!

 

[TR273]

Well, at least this can be good!

*Sends him to a remote island*

You are welcome everyone!

*The Environmental Protection Agency fines you for dumping toxic waste on an island paradise.*
However the rest of the planet is so grateful that they pay the fine for you.

 

[Ravofox]

*The teleportation ray glitches (because if it doesn't there is no story) swapping @Ravofox and Donald Trump. So Ravo is now POTUS and you have a confused orange man standing next to you.*

Well, fox news is totally on my side

Well, at least this can be good!

*Sends him to a remote island*

You are welcome everyone!

My fellow americans
Spilo has sent orange man to an island, surrounded by water, big water, ocean water that'll be all

I recall there's actually a fighting game featuring those meme animals... On Steam!

omg, that's amazing!!!! XD

Now I wonder where Ravo ended.

Hey @TR273, catch him before he reaches anyone and infects everyone!

I hearby declare fox catching very bad and very illegal and very coveffe

 

[Pygmepatl]

*The Environmental Protection Agency fines you for dumping toxic waste on an island paradise.*
However the rest of the planet is so grateful that they pay the fine for you.

Hahaha!

Nice!

 

[metatherat]

*collapses into a limp pile, leg twitching*

Transformer, GO!
Meta the rat died of intracerebral hemorrhage. It was determined that the rat had suffered from a large head injury, and therefore the rat should not have survived this severe brain trauma. The animal was then removed for autopsy. The animal was not dead immediately, however, due to internal bleeding and a severe brain injury, the rat died soon after. The following day , the rat was brought to the laboratory for further analysis and treatment. The laboratory pathology department examined the brain and found a large mass of dead tissue in the frontal and temporal cortex that was not associated with a seizure or other neurological signs. It is reported that the brain had been hemorrhagic for a significant period of time and had been affected by a significant degree of cerebral edema.
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I'm surprised of how wide a variety of text the corpus that the AI model is based upon has. Obviously there was enough medical texts in there for the AI to construct this reasonably reasonable output. I also played an AI Dungeon 2 game as Dominic Raab, and it was a lot more sensible than I expected. Until I decided to resolve Brexit by the means of rat transformation (no, really)