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Predators and Prey

Arishipshape

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
metatherat said:
I agree! It just wouldn't be fair and honorable.
For you to squish helpless little me.
So. ...want some RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION? *gives RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION*
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*considers*
*pockets potion*
Maybe later. The risks to life and limb are great, and I’d rather not die an untimely death. I’m already down a leg, dontcha know.
Say, how do quadrupeds deal with losing a leg? The typical “crutch” solution isn’t really applicable, when I think about it.
 
metatherat

metatherat

Really ratty rat
Arishipshape said:
*considers*
*pockets potion*
Maybe later. The risks to life and limb are great, and I’d rather not die an untimely death. I’m already down a leg, dontcha know.
Say, how do quadrupeds deal with losing a leg? The typical “crutch” solution isn’t really applicable, when I think about it.
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*watches you pocket the potion with a tilted head*
Well, wheels are always an option after losing a limb. Also, there are a lot of weird furs with weird abilities about (some of them are really weird, wow) so you miiight find magical or *cough* alchemical or technological or just plain mysterious ways to spontaneously regrow legs...
And, there is also species TF. Ah, sweet transformation! That very often gives you all the legs the average specimen of the target species would have. My potions do that too, you know. Hint. Hint. Drinkthepotion, drinkthepotion. Hehehe :3
...also, if the leg is still intact, many are of the opinion that you should eat it. Protein, you know. *nodnod*
 
Arishipshape

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
metatherat said:
*watches you pocket the potion with a tilted head*
Well, wheels are always an option after losing a limb. Also, there are a lot of weird furs with weird abilities about (some of them are really weird, wow) so you miiight find magical or *cough* alchemical or technological or just plain mysterious ways to spontaneously regrow legs...
And, there is also species TF. Ah, sweet transformation! That very often gives you all the legs the average specimen of the target species would have. My potions do that too, you know. Hint. Hint. Drinkthepotion, drinkthepotion. Hehehe :3
...also, if the leg is still intact, many are of the opinion that you should eat it. Protein, you know. *nodnod*
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Self cannibalism? I’d almost prefer my leg go to the derg!

In all seriousness, I’m very torn. On the one hand, proper amount of legs. On the other, making Meta happy. Hmmm...

Eh what the hell. It’s been a while, I probably won’t die. Here’s hoping the duration isn’t too brutal...

*chugs*
*squeaks*
*hides from predators*

“Rat Knight’s log, day 1. I can’t decide if I’m having fun or getting PTSD resurgences. I suppose it’ll depend on how many scrapes with death I have. On the bright side, for once in his life, Meta didn’t lie and I now have the proper amount of legs for my species.
I wonder if I could steal some of his yogurt...
I also wonder if that was more me, my form, or some twisted combination of both manifesting themselves in my desire. Probably the latter.”
 
metatherat

metatherat

Really ratty rat
Arishipshape said:
Self cannibalism? I’d almost prefer my leg go to the derg!

In all seriousness, I’m very torn. On the one hand, proper amount of legs. On the other, making Meta happy. Hmmm...

Eh what the hell. It’s been a while, I probably won’t die. Here’s hoping the duration isn’t too brutal...

*chugs*
*squeaks*
*hides from predators*

“Rat Knight’s log, day 1. I can’t decide if I’m having fun or getting PTSD resurgences. I suppose it’ll depend on how many scrapes with death I have. On the bright side, for once in his life, Meta didn’t lie and I now have the proper amount of legs for my species.
I wonder if I could steal some of his yogurt...
I also wonder if that was more me, my form, or some twisted combination of both manifesting themselves in my desire. Probably the latter.”
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*squeaks with glee*
*scurries up next to you and brushes eagerly against you*
Haa! You're a rattieee~ Niceee~
And I see your first move was to hide from predators! A wise move! You obviously remember something of the last times you were a rat *nodnod*
Uh... come have.... have some yogurt in my basement later, why not. I don't mind. Much. As long as it is to welcome a new rat into rathood. It's vanilla, too, the best kind.
And now! Let's nuzzle. *nuzzles* And snuggle. *snuggles* And lick. *licks*

(And now I have to go offline for a while. Later, fellowfurs! And congratulations to all the prey for the prey victory!)
 
Arishipshape

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
metatherat said:
*squeaks with glee*
*scurries up next to you and brushes eagerly against you*
Haa! You're a rattieee~ Niceee~
And I see your first move was to hide from predators! A wise move! You obviously remember something of the last times you were a rat *nodnod*
Uh... come have.... have some yogurt in my basement later, why not. I don't mind. Much. As long as it is to welcome a new rat into rathood. It's vanilla, too, the best kind.
And now! Let's nuzzle. *nuzzles* And snuggle *snuggles* And lick. *licks*

(And now I have to go offline for a while. Later, fellowfurs! And congratulations to all the prey for the prey victory!)
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*shudders*
Not in public, there’s rogue cameras about! I still have some semblance of self con...con...
*reciprocates*
*quietly*
 
ssaannttoo

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
*Walks in the room* what's going on here? We have a new rat friend? metatherat would love this!!
(cya later metatherat)
 
ssaannttoo

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
SoL-JoS said:
It's been over 500 pages ago since I was in this thread.
We're not doing the counting thing anymore?
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We did one not too long ago.
 
ssaannttoo

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Arishipshape said:
*opens secret Swiss stash*
This goes a lot further when I’m 3 inches tall.
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Oh, you even like cheeses now? *gives you a small square of cheese*
 
Arishipshape

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
ssaannttoo said:
Oh, you even like cheeses now? *gives you a small square of cheese*
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I always loved cheese. This has nothing to do with my current species, I assure you.
Arishipshape said:
Yes. They should still be delicious though. I look forward to dining on cheese.

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I thank ye kindly for your cheese donation. Please don’t take it personally, but I’m going to take it and consume in a safer environment than the open air.
*hides in @metatherat ’s basement*
*saves some Swiss for him*
 
ben909

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
i have heard rats like peanut butter more then cheese
 
Arishipshape

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
ben909 said:
i have heard rats like peanut butter more then cheese
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You can’t generalize! What applies to rats as a whole may not necessarily apply as directly to me!
Also, cancel my order for a human leg. I found an alternative solution.

ssaannttoo said:
*Gives Arishipshape a spoon full of peanut butter* lets see if this is true
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*takes spoon*
*stashes it*

I’ll let you know next time I’m hungry.

*hides*
 
ssaannttoo

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
*sits on the floor crosslegged* people don't gives rats enough credit for being cute. sure they caused the plague, but I push every button I see.
 
ben909

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
ssaannttoo said:
*sits on the floor crosslegged* people don't gives rats enough credit for being cute. sure they caused the plague, but I push every button I see.
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It was the flees that cause the plague not the rats themselves

although this assumes what we think it the plague is the real cause
 
Arishipshape

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
ssaannttoo said:
*sits on the floor crosslegged* people don't gives rats enough credit for being cute. sure they caused the plague, but I push every button I see.
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IKR!?
...Look I swear I’m not biased, I said rats were cute long before this.
And they didn’t “cause the plague”, by the logic of “if they didn’t exist the plague wouldn’t have happened”, the MICROBES caused the plague. Or the HUMANS. It’s not like there was a mustached rat who engineered the plague or something.
 
ben909

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
ssaannttoo said:
Hey, I did just say you are cute. Just like now I blame humans for COVID-19 because most people can't just stay inside!
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<insert foil hat bioweapon conspicuously theory's>
 
ben909

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
ssaannttoo said:
Hey, I did just say you are cute. Just like now I blame humans for COVID-19 because most people can't just stay inside!
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Or wear a f*****in mask(in Wisconsin not that many people do)
 
ssaannttoo

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
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