Predators and Prey

[Arishipshape]

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Telegram

Awww. How much else am I missing on Telegram?

 

[Groggy]

Meta

It had to be.
Dammit @metatherat, what am I going to do with all these expendable knights now?! How dare you involuntarily try to drive me out of business!

Also, looks like I'm missing out by not being on the TG group. Am I?

 

[metatherat]

You just described my cult cantina's services but with additional rats. Maybe less rats?

Mmhmm. Mmmhmm. Or, and here's just an idea: MORE RATS?!
Also, my yogurt is late again.

It is better if we exile him to a rat colony and have him stay there for the rest of his life

Describe this colony. Are there other rats. What is the yogurt situation like?

No, a colony would be too good for them. Rats can’t thrive in sufficiently quality habitats. We should banish them to the sewers! For their own good.

Oh, we are in the sewers. There is a lot of us there. In fact, a whole underground natio-
uh. I mean nooo. Please don't.

Probably...
We would have to be cautious, however. He could easily come back to PvP land with an insurmountable army of rats under his command.
Them rats.

It's incredibly hard to make an army of rats. It suggests a level of organization and willingness to obey commands that just isn't there. Oh! I could do a horde, though! We rats are good at that! *nodnod*

 

[DRGN Juno]

Awww. How much else am I missing on Telegram?

You missed the part where I beat the living daylights out of @metatherat.

It had to be.
Dammit @metatherat, what am I going to do with all these expendable knights now?! How dare you involuntarily try to drive me out of business!

Also, looks like I'm missing out by not being on the TG group. Am I?

You're only missing out on S H E N A N I G A N S

 

[TR273]

It had to be.
Dammit @metatherat, what am I going to do with all these expendable knights now?! How dare you involuntarily try to drive me out of business!

Also, looks like I'm missing out by not being on the TG group. Am I?

Send them on a quest to get a shrubbery!

(They all sound like NPC's so they'll all be killed by the first mildly aggressive butterfly they meet.)

 

[DRGN Juno]

For real though.

*Kicks @Arishipshape *

*Kicks @metatherat *

*Kicks @Groggy in a friendly manner*

*Srsly goes to bed*

 

[metatherat]

Awww. How much else am I missing on Telegram?

Also, looks like I'm missing out by not being on the TG group. Am I?

The activity varies a lot per day. Most of the time we just chat and banter back and forth, but there is also light RP and such.

 

[metatherat]

It had to be.
Dammit @metatherat, what am I going to do with all these expendable knights now?! How dare you involuntarily try to drive me out of business!

Maybe... he still eats knights? I mean, we have aggressively predatory skunks and meat-eating bunnies, so.
I'm surprised the rocks around here do not try to eat me! >:I

For real though.
*Kicks @Arishipshape *
*Kicks @metatherat *
*Kicks @Groggy in a friendly manner*
*Srsly goes to bed*

So much violence. You wouldn't get this kind of violence in a rat horde. You'd get a much better kind of violence.

 

[Groggy]

Mmhmm. Mmmhmm. Or, and here's just an idea: MORE RATS?!
Also, my yogurt is late again.

Tempting, but probably not a good idea.

*gives yogurt some @metatherat*
...wait.

It's incredibly hard to make an army of rats. It suggests a level of organization and willingness to obey commands that just isn't there. Oh! I could do a horde, though! We rats are good at that! *nodnod*

*visions of Vermintide*

...maybe not.

You missed the part where I beat the living daylights out of @metatherat.

You're only missing out on S H E N A N I G A N S

Okay, I'm missing out on a lot, apparently.

Send them on a quest to get a shrubbery!

(They all sound like NPC's so they'll all be killed by the first mildly aggressive butterfly they meet.)

All they have done to receive knighthood is kill one goblin each, they couldn't possibly dream of surviving such a journey.

 

[metatherat]

Tempting, but probably not a good idea.
*gives yogurt some @metatherat*
...wait.

*is given to the yogurt*
Uh... thank you. *opens mouth in the yogurt vat, lets yogurt flow in*

*visions of Vermintide*
...maybe not.

No? Okay, but it would have been an impressive sight! Not a shred of anything remotely edible left anywhere! :3

 

[Groggy]

For real though.

*Kicks @Arishipshape *

*Kicks @metatherat *

*Kicks @Groggy in a friendly manner*

*Srsly goes to bed*

I owe you a good night headbutt. Tomorrow, maybe.
Good night!

The activity varies a lot per day. Most of the time we just chat and banter back and forth, but there is also light RP and such.

Ah, so, basically, good old PvP but in Telegram?

 

[metatherat]

I owe you a good night headbutt. Tomorrow, maybe.
Good night!
Ah, so, basically, good old PvP but in Telegram?

Pretty much, haha
And careful headbutting that kicking machine. You'll get punted across the landscape and it'll take you days to crawl back.

 

[Groggy]

No? Okay, but it would have been an impressive sight! Not a shred of anything remotely edible left anywhere! :3

Okay, now you're scaring me. Remind me to never let you anywhere near another rat, yes?

 

[Groggy]

And careful headbutting that kicking machine. You'll get punted across the landscape and it'll take you days to crawl back.

Then I shall patiently wait for this transformation to wear out.
What did you do to him anyway? And why do I get the feeling it has something to do with your potions?

 

[WXYZ]

Then I shall patiently wait for this transformation to wear out.
What did you do to him anyway? And why do I get the feeling it has something to do with your potions?

Just give me your username if you want to join

 

[metatherat]

Okay, now you're scaring me. Remind me to never let you anywhere near another rat, yes?

Ah, you have nothing to worry about. You need many many rats to make a horde. Also, it takes very specific conditions to make a rat horde. It has to be partially spontaneous. If you try to force it, the other rats will just tell you to get lost :3

Then I shall patiently wait for this transformation to wear out.
What did you do to him anyway? And why do I get the feeling it has something to do with your potions?

I didn't do a thing! He is just a very very violent person who likes to kick rodents! :I

 

[WXYZ]

I didn't do a thing!

I have to verify this statement

 

[Arishipshape]

For real though.

*Kicks @Arishipshape *

*clang*

 

[metatherat]

Send them on a quest to get a shrubbery!
(They all sound like NPC's so they'll all be killed by the first mildly aggressive butterfly they meet.)

Nobody cares for the poor NPCs...

I have to verify this statement

*glows with trustworthiness*
*or maybe it's MAKE RAT GLOW POTION*

 

[Groggy]

Ah, you have nothing to worry about. You need many many rats to make a horde. Also, it takes very specific conditions to make a rat horde. It has to be partially spontaneous. If you try to force it, the other rats will just tell you to get lost :3

You could also be trying to fool me into thinking I am not in any danger...

I didn't do a thing! He is just a very very violent person who likes to kick rodents! :I

Ah, that's just his draconic handshake.
...which kinda doesn't work as an excuse, considering he's not a dragon at the moment...

 

[metatherat]

Ah, that's just his draconic handshake.
...which kinda doesn't work as an excuse, considering he's not a dragon at the moment...

Yeah... I'm starting to think we shouldn't judge dragons based on the example he sets... :I

 

[WXYZ]

Nobody cares for the poor NPCs...

 

[metatherat]

NPC

Hahaha, very accurate

Anyway, what the heck. Let's actually have a PvP game in the PvP thread :3

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[Groggy]

Hahaha, very accurate

Anyway, what the heck. Let's actually have a PvP game in the PvP thread :3

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A game?!
It's been years...

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[metatherat]

A game?!
It's been years...

*thinks back to those distant years*
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