Predators and Prey

[TR273]

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[metatherat]

*decides to do something extremely preyful*
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[Groggy]

*thinks back to those distant years*
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*sits on rocking chair, pulls a pipe from out of nowhere*

*cue narrator voice*
I remember days when the sun shone, and laughter could be heard from the tavern...

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[metatherat]

*is caught by a snake (this counts as a typical prey action, right?)*
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[TR273]

*Runs around throwing +1's everywhere.*

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[metatherat]

*Runs around throwing +1's everywhere.*

*nearly trips on one*
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[TR273]

*is caught by a snake (this counts as a typical prey action, right?)*
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*Freezes the snake*
Looks like he is...

.... Solid Snake, now...

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[Groggy]

*Runs around throwing +1's everywhere.*

*fines you a +1 for littering*

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[metatherat]

*is caught by a snake (this counts as a typical prey action, right?)*

*the snake turns out to be a pretty nice dude. He has heard of the band Korpiklaani*

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[TR273]

*fines you a +1 for littering*

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*Pays up*

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[metatherat]

*Freezes the snake*
Looks like he is...
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.... Solid Snake, now...

Thanks! I'm pretty sure he wasn't going to eat me, though. Pretty sure. Well, maybe he was...

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[TR273]

*Posts quickly*
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[Groggy]

*the snake turns out to be a pretty nice dude. He has heard of the band Korpiklaani*

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A predator? Nice dude? Hmm...


Small gratuitous fact that may or may not make you go 'cool':

When I first heard about this band, I thought they were called 'Corporate Lenny'.

That was the end of that small gratuitous fact that may or may not make you go 'cool'.

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[metatherat]

A predator? Nice dude? Hmm...
Small gratuitous fact that may or may not make you go 'cool':
When I first heard about this band, I thought they were called 'Corporate Lenny'.
That was the end of that small gratuitous fact that may or may not make you go 'cool'.

Hahaha! "Corporate Lenny!" That's cool
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[TR273]

*Tosses a salad*
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[Groggy]

Hahaha! "Corporate Lenny!" That's cool
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Yeah, took me a few hours to realize I actually misheard the name.
The name does sound cooler though, fite me.

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[metatherat]

*now wonders what other misinterpretations Finnish band names have evoked*

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[Groggy]

*Tosses a salad*
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ohmy.jpg

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[metatherat]

PREY VICTORY

 

[Groggy]

PREY VICTORY

A clean sweep no less! The predators would be very ashamed, if there were any around.

 

[TR273]

Whoot!!!!!

(Flawless Prey Victory)

 

[metatherat]

A clean sweep no less! The predators would be very ashamed, if there were any around.

Well, that was kind of easy. If we really just fought in a warehouse (like Ben suggested), I guess there would have been a lot of pointless flailing at empty air

Whoot!!!!!
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(Flawless Prey Victory)

*gorges self on victory yogurt*

 

[ssaannttoo]

Hey, Juno! Yaay, transformation :3

*running away*
Okay, pity the rat! Pity the raaatt! :O
*runs into the undergrowth*
For he gets subjected to all the cruelties of the world. And he doesn't get nearly enough yogurt, either

*Puts some yogurt and oats near metatherat* Here ya go buddy

 

[TR273]

*Drinks tea made from Predators tears*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Drinks tea made from Predators tears*
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Aren't we predators and prey?