Arishipshape
TFed Ex-Knight
#omnivoresexisttoo
Predators and Prey
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ssaannttoo
Joy Boi
Arishipshape
TFed Ex-Knight
The former. I have grammatical standards, you know.
ssaannttoo
Joy Boi
Just making sure me and the boys don't need to pay you a visit later today.
Arishipshape
TFed Ex-Knight
You’re affiliated with the grammar nazis?
TR273
Pirate Fox Mom
Yes, but as the prey win so rarely and so completely I felt a celebration was called for.
*Resumes sipping Tear Tea.*
ssaannttoo
Joy Boi
No, god no. Im terrible at grammar. I meant calling omnivores sexist. Me and the boys would have to... "make you disappear"
TR273
Pirate Fox Mom
Now if it were 'Omnivores Sexy' that would be different.No, god no. Im terrible at grammar. I meant calling omnivores sexist. Me and the boys would have to... "make you disappear"
ssaannttoo
Joy Boi
100% agree, then I would send my boys to give you cuddles.Now if it were 'Omnivores Sexy' that would be different.
metatherat
Really ratty rat
Oh! Yougurt! and *smells* oats! *kicks oats aside, sinks head into yogurt*
I wouldn't drink that. (Well, I would.) We don't know where they have been. :3
Arishipshape
TFed Ex-Knight
A threat! My honor's been impugned! I challenge you and your boys to a duel!No, god no. Im terrible at grammar. I meant calling omnivores sexist. Me and the boys would have to... "make you disappear"
Now if it were 'Omnivores Sexy' that would be different.
*facepalm* I keep petitioning the Council to add a vow of chastity to the Knightly oaths but they won't listen! Misinterpretations like this could be incredibly easily avoided but
*continues ranting*
metatherat
Really ratty rat
Aww, don't rant. Have some oats. *gives oats*
ssaannttoo
Joy Boi
*gives my boys little swords* Kids.. we have a tough challenge today *pats each of my boy's heads* we will be dueling him *points at Arishipshape* Lets go. CHARGE!!!
ssaannttoo
Joy Boi
I love oats, especially with yogurt.
metatherat
Really ratty rat
So do I! When I'm not distracted with the presence of yogurt :3
*sinks head into yogurt again*
And now I'm off to shop for groceries irl.
*dons anti-disease helmet*
*equips toilet paper hoarding hook* (just kidding, they don't do that any more
)*strides resolutely out*
Arishipshape
TFed Ex-Knight
*armors up*
*brandishes sword and warhammer*
Last chance to surrender and maintain some semblance of honor.
ssaannttoo
Joy Boi
*sheds a tear* H-he is so brave *starts sobbing* Please come back safe will you?!So do I! When I'm not distracted with the presence of yogurt :3
*sinks head into yogurt again*
And now I'm off to shop for groceries irl.
*dons anti-disease helmet*
*equips toilet paper hoarding hook* (just kidding, they don't do that any more
*strides resolutely out*
ssaannttoo
Joy Boi
Kids, run, Ill handle this honorless fool who would fight children. *readies my saber*
Arishipshape
TFed Ex-Knight
I'll fight anyone who desecrates my good name! I do not discriminate based on age!
Ahh, the saber. A swords-furry of taste, I see. Keep in mind that the light weight will make you susceptible to disarmament and sundering at the heavy, blunt strike of my hammer. I personally prefer something with a little more heft, but perhaps that's just me. En guarde!
*thrusts*
TR273
Pirate Fox Mom
*Helps, uses dishonourable tactics of sending a million ants to infest @Arishipshape 's armour.*
ssaannttoo
Joy Boi
*pivots on my front planted foot and parry your forward advances* Yes, experienced you are, but You lack years of mastery. Even a lighter weaker blade can win agains one heavier and stronger if the user s more skilled. Any knight should know this.
ssaannttoo
Joy Boi
Thank you sister.
Arishipshape
TFed Ex-Knight
*crushes ants with the secret Knight discipline of "stopping, dropping, and rolling"*
Fie upon thee, TR273! You're next!
*gets up, ignoring the few still-alive ants*
Obviously you can win, obviously skill is much more important, anyone knows that! That is why I will trust in my many years of study and training required to achieve Knighthood.
*thrusts again, dual wields hammer to attempt to sunder the parrying saber*
ssaannttoo
Joy Boi
*when you swing with your hammer it knocks my saber out of my hand and it impales itself in a nearby tree* Hehe, you are better than I though. this is gonna get interesting my friend. *pulls a small knife out of my sleeve*
Arishipshape
TFed Ex-Knight
A knife! A fair move, given that I myself am packing one. Just FYI. Don't want any dishonorable surprises, do we?
*throws sword to the ground*
*swings warhammer with crushing two-handed strength*