• Fur Affinity Forums are governed by Fur Affinity's Rules and Policies. Links and additional information can be accessed in the Site Information Forum.

Predators and Prey

Eli_the_Wolf23

Well-Known Member
6a494e8457c2941a9bf675917e2eed65.jpg

How can I make this into a costume?
 

FooFoo4230

Well-Known Member
AAUGH! Why are you all sending me so many notifications! I can barely keep up! Every five seconds, there’s another notification! Well... I guess I can put this on my job application as “real-world experience”!
How does this look? (This is definitely my real job application! :p)
FooFoo4230, Male, 15.

Languages spoken:
  • Human
  • Basic Internet
  • Internet
  • 1337
  • Advanced Internet (learning)
  • Math (learning)
  • Furry (learning)
  • Speech and Debate (learning)
  • Memes (archaic)
Real-world experience:
  • Experience in managing excessive alerts on Fur Affinity Forums
  • Experience in playing strategy games (not real-time)
  • Experience in pretending that I’m smart
  • Experience in actually being smart
  • Experience in having GPT-2 do things for me
  • Experience in avoiding work
  • Experience in being a weird kid
  • Experience in avoiding human interaction
  • Experience in calculator programming
Well, I think that’s about it! Great job application, right?
 

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
AAUGH! Why are you all sending me so many notifications! I can barely keep up! Every five seconds, there’s another notification! Well... I guess I can put this on my job application as “real-world experience”!
How does this look? (This is definitely my real job application! :p)
FooFoo4230, Male, 15.

Languages spoken:
  • Human
  • Basic Internet
  • Internet
  • 1337
  • Advanced Internet (learning)
  • Math (learning)
  • Furry (learning)
  • Speech and Debate (learning)
  • Memes (archaic)
Real-world experience:
  • Experience in managing excessive alerts on Fur Affinity Forums
  • Experience in playing strategy games (not real-time)
  • Experience in pretending that I’m smart
  • Experience in actually being smart
  • Experience in having GPT-2 do things for me
  • Experience in avoiding work
  • Experience in being a weird kid
  • Experience in avoiding human interaction
  • Experience in calculator programming
Well, I think that’s about it! Great job application, right?
Congratulations!
We have analysed your skills and conclude the best class for you to be is...
Rogue
Bard
Warrior
MIDDLE MANAGEMENT!
Monk
Wizard
Cutpurse

Your basic equipment is
- Ill-fitting grey suit.
- Boring company car
- Coffee mug

- Stack of random assignments (replenishes daily)

Your class skills are:
Enduring meetings
Quick fire assignment gun (+2 against unprepared employees)
False authority
:D
 

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
A Ford Transit with the engine out of a Jaguar XJ220 destroys pretty much anything.

(I have a friend who built one just to get rid of the local boy racers in his town. The looks on their faces was priceless when he challenged them to a race and then just left them in the dust. :D:D:D)
 

Eli_the_Wolf23

Well-Known Member
A Ford Transit with the engine out of a Jaguar XJ220 destroys pretty much anything.

(I have a friend who built one just to get rid of the local boy racers in his town. The looks on their faces was priceless when he challenged them to a race and then just left them in the dust. :D:D:D)
Wow. Its because I want t build a Lemons race car lol and the Geo Metro is one of the best options to race in Lemons, but im not sure if there is a CBR900RR engine that is below the Lemons budget as the budget is $1000 but if it goes over $1000 you will get penalty laps in the race.
 

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
AAUGH! Why are you all sending me so many notifications! I can barely keep up! Every five seconds, there’s another notification! Well... I guess I can put this on my job application as “real-world experience”!
How does this look? (This is definitely my real job application! :p)
FooFoo4230, Male, 15.

Languages spoken:
  • Human
  • Basic Internet
  • Internet
  • 1337
  • Advanced Internet (learning)
  • Math (learning)
  • Furry (learning)
  • Speech and Debate (learning)
  • Memes (archaic)
Real-world experience:
  • Experience in managing excessive alerts on Fur Affinity Forums
  • Experience in playing strategy games (not real-time)
  • Experience in pretending that I’m smart
  • Experience in actually being smart
  • Experience in having GPT-2 do things for me
  • Experience in avoiding work
  • Experience in being a weird kid
  • Experience in avoiding human interaction
  • Experience in calculator programming
Well, I think that’s about it! Great job application, right?

Calculator programing is not that far off from computer programing so at 15 it can count as a real skill
 

FooFoo4230

Well-Known Member
Calculator programing is not that far off from computer programing so at 15 it can count as a real skill
Yeah! I’m thinking of taking a Computer Science class over the pandemic break.
 

FooFoo4230

Well-Known Member
My opinion of the 700 page history textbook my mom got me from the library, written by George R.R. Martin:
(Partly joking, partly not. Sorry in advance!)
  • I am not sure how relevant it is to the real world.
  • I already think that there’s too many characters, and I’m only 7 pages in.
  • A bunch of people have almost the exact same name, like a Russian novel, or 100 years of solitude. (I only got halfway through that book...)
  • I’m not entirely sure which people I’m supposed to remember because they come back later, and there’s already about 20 of them.
  • This is only volume one of two?!
  • I liked Tuf Voyaging a lot more. I’ll go read some books by Jack Vance instead... or my history textbook. At least then I’ll be learning something applicable to the real world! Oh wait, it’s only applicable to a test... oh well, maybe I’ll get a good grade.
  • I don’t think that I will be required to list the family members of Aegon Targaryen on... any history test... well, not in school, anyway.
I apologize to any George R.R. Martin fans here, but I am not super interested in the history without first reading anything else... It’s a major failing of mine, I know. :p
 

WXYZ

No longer using this site
My opinion of the 700 page history textbook my mom got me from the library, written by George R.R. Martin:
(Partly joking, partly not. Sorry in advance!)
  • I am not sure how relevant it is to the real world.
  • I already think that there’s too many characters, and I’m only 7 pages in.
  • A bunch of people have almost the exact same name, like a Russian novel, or 100 years of solitude. (I only got halfway through that book...)
  • I’m not entirely sure which people I’m supposed to remember because they come back later, and there’s already about 20 of them.
  • This is only volume one of two?!
  • I liked Tuf Voyaging a lot more. I’ll go read some books by Jack Vance instead... or my history textbook. At least then I’ll be learning something applicable to the real world! Oh wait, it’s only applicable to a test... oh well, maybe I’ll get a good grade.
  • I don’t think that I will be required to list the family members of Aegon Targaryen on... any history test... well, not in school, anyway.
I apologize to any George R.R. Martin fans here, but I am not super interested in the history without first reading anything else... It’s a major failing of mine, I know. :p
Please do read The Wheel Of Time series by "Robert Jordan."
(It's a pen name)
 

FooFoo4230

Well-Known Member
Please do read The Wheel Of Time series by "Robert Jordan."
(It's a pen name)
Oh, I read part of that series! It’s pretty good! I just slowed down on it after a while. I think it’s because I’m a youngling with a short attention span.
 

FooFoo4230

Well-Known Member
*speaks in even more archaic Meme and throws PvP and VG Cats references at you*
(Creeper) Aww man!
I don’t know PvP references, but I do know doge, lolcats, all your base, rickrolling, over 9000, what are those, and boneless pizza. I have a very limited repertoire of memes. About half of them are from 2018. (Which still counts as archaic in the meme world!)
Sorry if I seem a little bit annoyed, apparently asking the audiologist to increase it above recommended levels causes problems, because now everything is too loud and my head hurts in addition to my knee and hand. Oh well, I can get it fixed on Monday.
Edit: VG cats seems interesting. I’ll look at it.
 
Top