Eli_the_Wolf23
Well-Known Member
The head is his right hand.Is that a Barney head coming out from your belly? O-O

The head is his right hand.Is that a Barney head coming out from your belly? O-O
Congratulations!AAUGH! Why are you all sending me so many notifications! I can barely keep up! Every five seconds, there’s another notification! Well... I guess I can put this on my job application as “real-world experience”!
How does this look? (This is definitely my real job application!)
FooFoo4230, Male, 15.
Languages spoken:
Real-world experience:
- Human
- Basic Internet
- Internet
- 1337
- Advanced Internet (learning)
- Math (learning)
- Furry (learning)
- Speech and Debate (learning)
- Memes (archaic)
Well, I think that’s about it! Great job application, right?
- Experience in managing excessive alerts on Fur Affinity Forums
- Experience in playing strategy games (not real-time)
- Experience in pretending that I’m smart
- Experience in actually being smart
- Experience in having GPT-2 do things for me
- Experience in avoiding work
- Experience in being a weird kid
- Experience in avoiding human interaction
- Experience in calculator programming
Wow. Its because I want t build a Lemons race car lol and the Geo Metro is one of the best options to race in Lemons, but im not sure if there is a CBR900RR engine that is below the Lemons budget as the budget is $1000 but if it goes over $1000 you will get penalty laps in the race.A Ford Transit with the engine out of a Jaguar XJ220 destroys pretty much anything.
(I have a friend who built one just to get rid of the local boy racers in his town. The looks on their faces was priceless when he challenged them to a race and then just left them in the dust.)
AAUGH! Why are you all sending me so many notifications! I can barely keep up! Every five seconds, there’s another notification! Well... I guess I can put this on my job application as “real-world experience”!
How does this look? (This is definitely my real job application!)
FooFoo4230, Male, 15.
Languages spoken:
Real-world experience:
- Human
- Basic Internet
- Internet
- 1337
- Advanced Internet (learning)
- Math (learning)
- Furry (learning)
- Speech and Debate (learning)
- Memes (archaic)
Well, I think that’s about it! Great job application, right?
- Experience in managing excessive alerts on Fur Affinity Forums
- Experience in playing strategy games (not real-time)
- Experience in pretending that I’m smart
- Experience in actually being smart
- Experience in having GPT-2 do things for me
- Experience in avoiding work
- Experience in being a weird kid
- Experience in avoiding human interaction
- Experience in calculator programming
Yeah! I’m thinking of taking a Computer Science class over the pandemic break.Calculator programing is not that far off from computer programing so at 15 it can count as a real skill
Please do read The Wheel Of Time series by "Robert Jordan."My opinion of the 700 page history textbook my mom got me from the library, written by George R.R. Martin:
(Partly joking, partly not. Sorry in advance!)
I apologize to any George R.R. Martin fans here, but I am not super interested in the history without first reading anything else... It’s a major failing of mine, I know.
- I am not sure how relevant it is to the real world.
- I already think that there’s too many characters, and I’m only 7 pages in.
- A bunch of people have almost the exact same name, like a Russian novel, or 100 years of solitude. (I only got halfway through that book...)
- I’m not entirely sure which people I’m supposed to remember because they come back later, and there’s already about 20 of them.
- This is only volume one of two?!
- I liked Tuf Voyaging a lot more. I’ll go read some books by Jack Vance instead... or my history textbook. At least then I’ll be learning something applicable to the real world! Oh wait, it’s only applicable to a test... oh well, maybe I’ll get a good grade.
- I don’t think that I will be required to list the family members of Aegon Targaryen on... any history test... well, not in school, anyway.
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Oh, I read part of that series! It’s pretty good! I just slowed down on it after a while. I think it’s because I’m a youngling with a short attention span.Please do read The Wheel Of Time series by "Robert Jordan."
(It's a pen name)
*speaks in even more archaic Meme and throws PvP and VG Cats references at you*
- Memes (archaic)
(Creeper) Aww man!*speaks in even more archaic Meme and throws PvP and VG Cats references at you*
Last night, I believe*bursts through the door* (does PVP even have a door?)
Alright, alright fluffbuckets, how long since we've had a round?
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