Predators and Prey

[Arishipshape]

*eats a nice cucumber, in a preyful fashion*
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How does one eat in a preyful fashion? I mean, prey also generally have teeth, so...

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[metatherat]

must like every post. must like every post. must like every post.

like, every post, maan.

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[Cosmic-FS]

*LOUD BIRB NOISES!!!*

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[TR273]

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True....

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[metatherat]

How does one eat in a preyful fashion? I mean, prey also generally have teeth, so...

Instead of struggling horribly in a bloody dance of life and death as you bite into a fellowfur, you struggle horribly in a nice dance of life and cucumbers as you bite into a vegetable *nodnod*

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[Arishipshape]

True....
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...

I’m sending you the dry cleaning bill.

*wipes pie out of eyes and licks*

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[Cosmic-FS]

*moves the score over to the left a bit*

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[Arishipshape]

*fights for my right to bacon*

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[metatherat]

*LOUD BIRB NOISES!!!*

SQUEAK! :3

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[Cosmic-FS]

[insert funny or cleaver post here]

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[Arishipshape]

*LOUD BIRB NOISES!!!*

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SQUEAK! :3

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So what do humans get? English?

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[TR273]

*moves the score over to the left a bit*

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Communism!
*Moves the score back towards the free market and democracy!*
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[metatherat]

*fights for my right to bacon*

*fights for my right to not become bacon*

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[Cosmic-FS]

SQUEAK! :3

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Your pathetic rat noises is no match for he power of my birb noises!

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[VeeStars]

must like every post. must like every post. must like every post.

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[Arishipshape]

*fights for my right to not become bacon*

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But bacon is made from...

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[metatherat]

So what do humans get? English?

omg anglocentrism :O

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[Cosmic-FS]

*fights for my right to not become bacon*

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Don't worry, you're more of kebab material

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[Arishipshape]

omg anglocentrism :O

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Okay, spoken language in general? I mean clearly y’all’ve already nicked that from us.

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[TR273]

Your pathetic rat noises is no match for he power of my birb noises!

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*Tops*

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[metatherat]

But bacon is made from...

Uhh... loose regulations?

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[Arishipshape]

Uhh... loose regulations?

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*contemplates how to make Meta into bacon*

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[Cosmic-FS]

*contemplates how to make Meta into bacon*

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*fires up the skillet*

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[metatherat]

Okay, spoken language in general? I mean clearly y’all’ve already nicked that from us.

I also nicked some yogurt :3

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[TR273]

Uhh... loose regulations?

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*Is Sus*
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