Predators and Prey

[Cosmic-FS]

Are you trying to tempt me to switch sides?

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*innocent birb noises*

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[metatherat]

Got any growth potions?

Sure do! *glugs down GROWTH POTION, grows into a giant rat*
No idea how this is supposed to help. At least I can really devastate the victory banquet now :3

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[Arishipshape]

Do I look like I usually go for the salad option?
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Well I was going to say yes but now you wouldn’t believe me, would you?
*crosses arms disdainfully*

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[Cosmic-FS]

*Bribes local birbs to poop in your popcorn*

You do realize I am friends with all birbs *bribs the local birbs to poop on you*

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[TR273]

Sure do! *glugs down GROWTH POTION, grows into a giant rat*
No idea how this is supposed to help. At least I can really devastate the victory banquet now :3

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*Mutters darkly....*
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[metatherat]

*eats voraciously*
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[Arishipshape]

*eats voraciously*
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Do knights get cred for fighting giant rats? Or at least, as much cred as giant dragons?

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[metatherat]

You do realize I am friends with all birbs *bribs the local birbs to poop on you*

*the birds feel like you are perhaps too focused on your relationship being transactional in nature*
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[Cosmic-FS]

*moves the score closer to victory*

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[Arishipshape]

*has to leave in 3 minutes, tries to wrap up game*

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[metatherat]

Do knights get cred for fighting giant rats? Or at least, as much cred as giant dragons?

Uh, no. No. Actually, they lose a lot of cred for that. So don't do it accidentally.

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[TR273]

*Manages to snatch a growth potion*

Oops...
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[Arishipshape]

Uh, no. No. Actually, they lose a lot of cred for that. So don't do it accidentally.

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Got it.
*writes down “DO NOT FIGHT GIANT RATS” in notes*

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[metatherat]

*moves the score closer to victory*

*does the same thing*

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[Arishipshape]

Uh, no. No. Actually, they lose a lot of cred for that. So don't do it accidentally.

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How about giant foxes?

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[metatherat]

Got it.
*writes down “DO NOT FIGHT GIANT RATS” in notes*

*rat fingerguns with happy louder-than-usual squeak*

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[Cosmic-FS]

*steals more prey points*

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[TR273]

*Goes swimming.....floods Vulpine Valley.*
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[metatherat]

How about giant foxes?

According to Japanese folktales, that actually might result in increased cred *uncertain nodnod*
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[Arishipshape]

Alas, I must bid y’all adieu! If you’re still fighting in about 25 minutes I’ll be here to save the preds. Have a good afternoon/evening/whatever.

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[Cosmic-FS]

*makes a witty post that causes every single prey to laugh so hard they drop all their points*

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[metatherat]

*Goes swimming.....floods Vulpine Valley.*

*goes swimming.....it feels pretty nice*
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[TR273]

How about giant foxes?

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I don't recommend it!

Giant foxes are clumsy....
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[metatherat]

Alas, I must bid y’all adieu! If you’re still fighting in about 25 minutes I’ll be here to save the preds. Have a good afternoon/evening/whatever.

Lateeer, Ari! Save the prey instead.

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[Cosmic-FS]

*continues the good fight*

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