A Minty cheetah
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Plain scones for me, please; I'll get some clotted cream and raspberry jam!
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I felt it had gone on long enough.
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Careful Mr. Mouse! There's a fox, lurking about, and with 'lil pointy teeth!
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Being iced and turned to stone, yep I would agree.Phew, easier to manage!
I think that experiment backfired on me a bit, lol!
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I'll vouch for him! Definitely a fo....uuh, corgi. Yup, totally a corgi.
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See, this one speaks the truth!
* Goes into henhouse to check on the eggs*
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*Taps one of the eggs*
Oh hey there, I think this one might have salmonella, I better dispose of it.
*walks out of henhouse*
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Well ok then...Yep, totally sure!
*pretends to throw it away but actually puts it in my pocket*
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*calls the Cheetah-Catching-Squad*
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OK... who drank all of my Bacon sodas?
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