Predators and Prey

[VeeStars]

Well anyways
PREPARE TO DIE @Arishipshape

 

[Arishipshape]

Well anyways
PREPARE TO DIE @Arishipshape

*retrieves armor from @TR273's magnet and draws sword*
En guard!

 

[metatherat]

Well anyways
PREPARE TO DIE @Arishipshape

*retrieves armor from @TR273's magnet and draws sword*
En guard!

I voice my support for whichever combatant is more eager and willing to fight for the prey from now on.
Also, I propose that the winner of the duel gets rewarded with rat transformation.
Also, I propose that the loser of the duel gets humiliated with rat transformation.

....what?!

 

[VeeStars]

*retrieves armor from @TR273's magnet and draws sword*
En guard!

*transforms into a huge raging rhino*
Bring it!!

 

[TR273]

*retrieves armor from @TR273's magnet and draws sword*
En guard!

*Offers giant fox mom as weapon of last resort.*

I can always, you know, sit on him....or something.

 

[Arishipshape]

Also, I propose that the loser of the duel gets humiliated with rat transformation.

So you admit it's a humiliation.

*transforms into a huge raging rhino*
Bring it!!

You do know knights are trained to take out monsters twice, thrice, or even ten times our size? You'd have more of a chance of catching me off guard without being a giant rhino.
*climbs nearby tree, arms crossbow, opens fire*

*Offers giant fox mom as weapon of last resort.*

I can always, you know, sit on him....or something.

I appreciate the offer, and will certainly accept it should my demise appear to be likely.

 

[VeeStars]

So you admit it's a humiliation.

You do know knights are trained to take out monsters twice, thrice, or even ten times our size? You'd have more of a chance of catching me off guard without being a giant rhino.
*climbs nearby tree, arms crossbow, opens fire*


I appreciate the offer, and will certainly accept it should my demise appear to be likely.

*becomes bun*
*shakes head and wags finger*
「ZA WARUDO」
*time freezes*
*takes all the crossbow bolts and throws them back at you*
*Unfreezes time*

 

[metatherat]

So you admit it's a humiliation.

Hey, whatever gets someone transformed into a fellow rat. We could use some more rats over here :3

*Offers giant fox mom as weapon of last resort.*
I can always, you know, sit on him....or something.

Ah, so you support Ari!
I expect it was how nice a rat he made that persuaded you to support him. I understand perfectly *nodnod*

 

[Arishipshape]

*becomes bun*
*shakes head and wags finger*
「ZA WARUDO」
*time freezes*
*takes all the crossbow bolts and throws them back at you*
*Unfreezes time*

*crossbow bolts dink off armor*

...I have no idea how you just Kylo Rened that barrage, but that's actually why I don't utilize blunt weapons. I'm invincible to my own arms!

*tries shooting again*

Hey, whatever gets someone transformed into a fellow rat. We could use some more rats over here :3

Ah, so you support Ari!
I expect it was how nice a rat he made that persuaded you to support him. I understand perfectly *nodnod*

I propose that all records of my brief vacation from humanity be burned. Twice.

 

[VeeStars]

*crossbow bolts dink off armor*

...I have no idea how you just Kylo Rened that barrage, but that's actually why I don't utilize blunt weapons. I'm invincible to my own arms!

*tries shooting again*

I propose that all records of my brief vacation from humanity be burned. Twice.

Za waurdo once more....
*sticks a crossbow bolt in the slot for your eyes and walks back to where I was before unfreezing time*

 

[Arishipshape]

Za waurdo once more....
*sticks a crossbow bolt in the slot for your eyes and walks back to where I was before unfreezing time*

*cries with pain*
*falls out of tree*
*wrenches shot out of head*

 

[VeeStars]

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*cries with pain*
*falls out of tree*
*wrenches shot out of head*

what?

 

[metatherat]

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*cries with pain*
*falls out of tree*
*wrenches shot out of head*

*gives EMERGENCY RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION*

 

[Ravofox]

Well anyways
PREPARE TO DIE @Arishipshape

 

[Draakc from State Farm]

I just heard the BEST creepypasta ever:
"One hyper-realistic morning, I opened my hyper-realistic eyes, only to find that my hyper-realistic sheets had been torn off my hyper-realistic bed and strewn about my hyper-realistic room. I decided, with my hyper-realistic brain, to jump out of my hyper-realistic bed to find the cause of this, only to notice that, when my hyper-realistic feet touched the hyper-realistic carpet, it was damp.

Looking down with my hyper-realistic eyes, I saw that it was covered in hyper-realistic blood. I opened my hyper-realistic mouth to scream, but hyper-realistic blood started to pour out, and my hyper-realistic eyes became filled with hyper-realistic blood-tears. Due to a massive loss of hyper-realistic blood, I died, and then a hyper-realistic skeleton popped out."

 

[TR273]

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*cries with pain*
*falls out of tree*
*wrenches shot out of head*

*Calls wise woman.*
(Or @metatherat , whomever is nearest)

*Sits on @VeeStars and calls @Cosmic-FS to collect his son*

 

[TR273]

*Waves*

 

[VeeStars]

*Calls wise woman.*
(Or @metatherat , whomever is nearest)

*Sits on @VeeStars and calls @Cosmic-FS to collect his son*

*freezes time before you sit on me and moves out of the way so you sit on a pin*

 

[TR273]

*freezes time before you sit on me and moves out of the way so you sit on a pin*

*Uses trickster magic to exist outside of time and sits on you anyway*

 

[VeeStars]

*Uses trickster magic to exist outside of time and sits on you anyway*

*Uses anti trickster magic to exist outside of your existence out of time and sits on YOU*

 

[TR273]

*Uses anti trickster magic to exist outside of your existence out of time and sits on YOU*

*Is currently giant, picks you up and pings you over the woods and far away.*

 

[VeeStars]

*Is currently giant, picks you up and pings you over the woods and far away.*

*flies around the world and smashes into the back of your head instantly killing you to death*

 

[metatherat]

Mr. President, thank furriness you are here. These duelists are not acting according to the rules of a duel!
@Arishipshape is not a rat yet although he lost the duel. @VeeStars is not a rat yet even tho-

*Is currently giant, picks you up and pings you over the woods and far away.*

Oh. Welp. *rat-shrug*

 

[TR273]

*flies around the world and smashes into the back of your head instantly killing you to death*

*Has survived worse*

 

[VeeStars]

*Has survived worse*

*you explode in a nuclear explosion*