Predators and Prey

[Ravofox]

But... It's BACON!

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No matter, here's some lovely fish i just caught!

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[Keefur]

Bacon AND fish?! Great!

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[Ravofox]

Bacon AND fish?! Great!

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*Starts a barbeque*

Oooh, I love that sizzling sound!!!

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[Keefur]

I know... right? Nothing like the smell of fire starter fluid!

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[TR273]

*Starts a barbeque*

Oooh, I love that sizzling sound!!!

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It's been hot and dry and we are in the woods. Remember 'Only you can prevent forest fires.'

But I'll help...
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[A Minty cheetah]

Here I am!

*nets @A Minty cheetah and confiscates the chicken*

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It's a good job that net was only just big enough to cover my head!
*removes net and goes to cool down in the hose stream of @TR273 *
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[TR273]

It's a hot day, I'm having a fruit salad.
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[Simo]

And I'm busy chasing Cheetahs, Foxes and other predators away!

*runs about, with a raised tail*

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[TR273]

*Engages in a major leaflet campaign 'Veg, what's so bad about it?'*
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[Simo]

*spends $100 million on an ad campaign, designed to make vegetables look appealing and hip to young predators, by embedding them in video games to make them look 'cool'; placing them in popular you tube videos, television shows, and adverts on social media platforms, along with a major radio, TV and billboard ad campaign*

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[TR273]

*Spends $150 million to get the NFL to use 'Gerry the Gentle Grapefruit' as a mascot for the 2019 season.*
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[Simo]

*spends $200 million to get MLB to replace all regulation baseballs used in regular season and playoff games to ones that resemble small, green watermelons*

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[A Minty cheetah]

But I love veg! It's the perfect accompaniment to meat!
I do find the idea of different veggies replacing the cars in my racing games somewhat amusing, though.
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Don't actually watch sports...apart from motorsport, so I won't see where all your cash is going!

 

[TR273]

*Spends $250 million to convince Elon Musk to sit in the stocks at the village fête and be pelted with old soft fruit.*
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(We get the money back in about ten minutes then go on to make a profit in the low billions)

 

[Simo]

But I love veg! It's the perfect accompaniment to meat!
I do find the idea of different veggies replacing the cars in my racing games somewhat amusing, though.
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Don't actually watch sports...apart from motorsport, so I won't see where all your cash is going!

*replaces the cars in your games with ones that resemble okra, eggplant, cucumbers and summer squash*

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[TR273]

*replaces the cars in your games with ones that resemble okra, eggplant, cucumbers and summer squash*

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For some reason I find the idea of being overtaken by a giant cucumber mildly disturbing....
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[Simo]

Watch out, Mr. Mouse...here comes one now!

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[A Minty cheetah]

Formula Eggplant a-go-go!!!
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[TR273]

Just watch out for the banana skins on the track.
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[Simo]

Here ya go, Mr. Mouse!

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[TR273]

Here ya go, Mr. Mouse!

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Preds ain't gonna get me now!
Thanks
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[A Minty cheetah]

This has reminded me of something - the Outspan Orange cars. Only two or three ever made as promo vehicles for fruit company Outspan. They were based on a classic Mini running gear!

Oh, and that carrot best be quick, 'cos I'm a-running after ya!!!
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[TR273]

This has reminded me of something - the Outspan Orange cars. Only two or three ever made as promo vehicles for fruit company Outspan. They were based on a classic Mini running gear!
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Oh, and that carrot best be quick, 'cos I'm a-running after ya!!!
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I kind of want one of those now...
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[A Minty cheetah]

I know, right? They look fun as heck! The door is a big vertical rectangle at the back so you just walk on in. I imagine it'd be warm in the summer, though.
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[TR273]

You'd never lose it in a car park though.
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