Predators and Prey

[Simo]

This model is also appealing, and might also scare some of the avocado haters away

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[A Minty cheetah]

It needs a smile at the bottom - the stalk looks like a little nose!
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[TR273]

If is was brown and fluffy it would make a nice mouse car....

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...now there is a project, nevermind a fursuit, checkout my furcar, that would make one hell of a sight charging down the M90.
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[Simo]

If is was brown and fluffy it would make a nice mouse car....

....

...now there is a project, nevermind a fursuit, checkout my furcar, that would make one hell of a sight charging down the M90.
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Here you go!

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[TR273]

Here you go!

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Of course, you couldn't break any traffic laws while driving something like this, they wouldn't even need your licence plate to find you.
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[Simo]

Agreed. And there'd be no tailgating, with this model:

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[katalistik]

Meat. Is like saying "neat" but you say "meat" instead.

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[A Minty cheetah]

No need for tailgating when I'll be zooming past
*zooms past*

Meat IS neat!
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Also, Google "cheetah car". I want one!!!

 

[Simo]

Meat. Is like saying...um...'peat'...only you say "Beat" instead.

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[TR273]

Agreed. And there'd be no tailgating, with this model:

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But will it pass the new emissions test?
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[A Minty cheetah]

If the test is for skunky stench, then probably.
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[Ravofox]

Operation Sabotage Prey Cars, commence!

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[TR273]

Operation Sabotage Prey Cars, commence!

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And I want to see those alloys gleaming like new...
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[Ravofox]

And I want to see those alloys gleaming like new...
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*Pulls it off and polishes it*
There, good as new! Now I can sell it to the scrap dealer!

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[TR273]

*Pulls it off and polishes it*
There, good as new! Now I can sell it to the scrap dealer!

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(I always wanted to be a scrapman)
*Looks the alloy over*
I'll give you half a lettuce for it.
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[Tazmo]

Takes lettuce and puts it on a BLT sammich

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[A Minty cheetah]

Here's three alloys which are totally unrelated to the one @Ravofox had and are definitely not from the same car and are ABSOLUTELY not stolen.
*looks around shiftily*
How much?
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[Croc and Roll]

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[Keefur]

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[Croc and Roll]

Mmm, drive that straight into my belly! o;

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[A Minty cheetah]

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It's a literal "muscle" car!
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[TR273]

Here's three alloys which are totally unrelated to the one @Ravofox had and are definitely not from the same car and are ABSOLUTELY not stolen.
*looks around shiftily*
How much?
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Hmmm, how does a full lettuce and two apples sound?
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[katalistik]

*BARK BORK BARK BORK*
Get out of the house, mouse!!

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[TR273]

NO!

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[A Minty cheetah]

Hmmm, how does a full lettuce and two apples sound?
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Deal!
*takes the offer and scampers off*
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