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uh I can explain?
Meta is not a chimpanzee, try again*points at @metatherat*

Meta is not a chimpanzee, try again*points at @metatherat*
Maybe he was a chimpanzee at the time. Meta’s current species has no bearing on what he might have been at the time of the crime.Meta is not a chimpanzee, try again
I've said I a million times and I'll keep saying. I'll carry a big sign and shout it at people on the streets: META IS AN ALLIGATOR!! And I have the evidence to prove itMaybe he was a chimpanzee at the time. Meta’s current species has no bearing on what he might have been at the time of the crime.
I shall let him speak in his own defence, now I got to try and get my hair back to normal.Maybe he was a chimpanzee at the time. Meta’s current species has no bearing on what he might have been at the time of the crime.
*Goes to shower*
*Comes out with bright purple hair*
Ok! Which one of you chimpanzees is responsible for this?
Meta is not a chimpanzee, try again
Sorry, but there is only primate among us.... that's right! The guilty chimpanzee is none other than... @Arishipshape!!Maybe he was a chimpanzee at the time. Meta’s current species has no bearing on what he might have been at the time of the crime.
*Sus intensifies*Sorry, but there is only primate among us.... that's right! The guilty chimpanzee is none other than... @Arishipshape!!
And the fact that he was so quick to blame me, even though I clearly am not, nor have ever been a primate, is massively sus. Picious. And probably confirms his guilt or something.
What if I chugged this RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION you handed me? Then would I be guilty?Sorry, but there is only primate among us.... that's right! The guilty chimpanzee is none other than... @Arishipshape!!
And the fact that he was so quick to blame me, even though I clearly am not, nor have ever been a primate, is massively sus. Picious. And probably confirms his guilt or something.
I see your suspicion towards @Arishipshape growing, there. Yes, I agree. He practically throbs with sus. Picion.*Sus intensifies*
Sorry, but there is only primate among us.... that's right! The guilty chimpanzee is none other than... @Arishipshape!!
And the fact that he was so quick to blame me, even though I clearly am not, nor have ever been a primate, is massively sus. Picious. And probably confirms his guilt or something.
I merely inquired as to the price! I never purchased such a product!I can confirm that both @metatherat and @Arishipshape bought hair dye ay Mischief Mart Recently.
No. Then you would certainly be innocent. Because nobody who wants to be a rat can possibly have a guilty heart :3What if I chugged this RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION you handed me? Then would I be guilty?
*also votes @Arishipshape**votes @Arishipshape*
I bought it as a potion ingredient! I use it for the RESPLENDENT FUR COAT POTION. *nodnod*I can confirm that both @metatherat and @Arishipshape bought hair dye ay Mischief Mart Recently.
I merely inquired as to the price! I never purchased such a product!
*votes Emyrelda Seoni*
See? Meta clearly only has it in for me based on my species, and no legitimate evidence!No. Then you would certainly be innocent. Because nobody who wants to be a rat can possibly have a guilty heart :3
Why would i prank her? Nobody has any motive here (except Meta who loves chaos in general). Besides, you claimed I purchased something I did not. Only the imposter stands to gain by baseless accusations.*Shifty Eyes*
You have no proof! Why would I prank my dear mother?
Out of mischievousness :O*Shifty Eyes*
You have no proof! Why would I prank my dear mother?
Why would i prank her? Nobody has any motive here (except Meta who loves chaos in general). Besides, you claimed I purchased something I did not. Only the imposter stands to gain by baseless accusations.
I am, by far, the least mischievous person present. Heck, I’ve been accused of being too uptight.Out of mischievousness :O
... *still votes @Arishipshape*
It’s @metatherat and @Emyrelda Seoni. Gottem bois ggAnd I have nothing to gain by selling out my customers!... Wait... That only incriminates me more! Um... You heard nothing!
Aha! So the dam of mischievousness you have been bottling up all this time has finally broken, causing you to cause mischief!I am, by far, the least mischievous person present. Heck, I’ve been accused of being too uptight.
Although this is also extremely sus. Picious. Can I vote multiple furs?And I have nothing to gain by selling out my customers!... Wait... That only incriminates me more! Um... You heard nothing!
What—no, the mischievousness simply doesn’t exist.Aha! So the dam of mischievousness you have been bottling up all this time has finally broken, causing you to cause mischief!
Although this is also extremely sus. Picious. Can I vote multiple furs?
Very brave of you, to draw attention to your suspicious lack of fur. When we already know the culprit is a primate! >:IWhat—no, the mischievousness simply doesn’t exist.
Yes you can. You may vote as many furs as you want. Notice my lack thereof. You may not vote me.
How is not having fur suspicious?? And we don’t know that, for all we know it’s a self-report!Very brave of you, to draw attention to your suspicious lack of fur. When we already know the culprit is a primate! >:I
*doesn't say anything, just opens mouth wide, stands on hind legs and points ratfinger accusingly*How is not having fur suspicious?? And we don’t know that, for all we know it’s a self-report!
*dismissive Edgeworth pose**doesn't say anything, just opens mouth wide, stands on hind legs and points ratfinger accusingly*